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Thursday 28 June 2012

Motivation

We all need some motivation from time to time. Have fun.





Friday 22 June 2012

A wish come true :)

The new Evidence Act is sure a wish come true.

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2012/6/14/nation/11474506&sec=nation

Now, it is up to the owners of blogs, websites and internet account to prove that they did not do it. That is, if someone logs onto your WIFI, uses it to defame Najib, it is your burden to proof you didn't write those comments. In the legal world, the burden of proof usually lies with the prosecutor. How, given this is Bolehland, and how that guy performed during his questioning of Dr. Porntip, it is no wonder they have to tilt the legal system to their favour.

The government states that the new law (or rather new amendments) will protect the victims. This is when I start to laugh out loud. I suspect these 'clowns' have forgotten their school days - or they went to very very boring schools.

But all is not lost. This is really the wish come true. Now now...imagine this (WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME OR AT YOUR WORKPLACE). If you must try it, you just need to learn how to change / clone your MAC address. The only way they (the account holder, the WIFI owner) can get you is by logging your MAC address.

  1. Boss didn't give me a pay raise. Now, I will use his internet account at work, and write a sordid affair of some VVIPS and his driver & maids. Just sit back, and see my boss suffer, questioned by the police and even get thrown in jail. How on earth could he prove he didn't do it, I could not tell. All I have to do is, wait for him to be in the office, and publish the sordid sex stories that would even make Datuk Trio blush.
  2. That supplier refused to pay you on time, or squeezed you hard on prices. OK la. Just wait for the next meeting you have at his premises. Most of the time, we can get internet access. Then, just use his internet line to flame and roast some politicians.
  3. Your co-worker is a bitch. And your boss didn't give you a pay rise. What do you do? Start a few email accounts, pretend to be the bitch using the new email accounts, and write the most malicious stories you could ever think off. This is a double victory. You get to screw the bitch and your boss at the same go.
  4. You have a food stall. You need to kill your competitor. Easy. Just go to his place, pretend to be a customer, and use his free WIFI for customers. Sit back, and wait for the legal system to strangle him. 
As you can see, this new law is open for abuse. It's just abuse in another form. Instead of anonymous forums, they can use other's WIFI / LAN and do the damage. Out of the pan, into the fire. That's exactly what it is.

As I have always said...the more the government tries to "protect" us, the worse it becomes. Got to go know. Have to collect some payment from my clients. I sure hope they pay up in full.

"Prostitute" on Facebook

Here's one good reason why not to put too many pics on Facebook. It's a dangerous place...


So, this poor gal complains that her photos and phone numbers are being published wantonly, resulting her in getting many job offers for sexual services.

The question is this. Surely we already know that pictures and phone numbers can easily be abused. So, what makes someone put tonnes of their sexy pictures, pictures of kids and other personal details is completely beyond my reasoning. 

What do they get out of it? Nothing. But they stand to suffer. I know there is a freedom of speech. You can bloody well put anything you like. But please don't cry when you have to sacrifice for freedom. Freedom, as free as it sounds, does not come for free.

So, unless there is an upside, I am sticking to being faceless. I have no idea what sort of sadistic morons are out there, awaiting for the chance to make someone else's life as miserable as their own.

Thursday 21 June 2012

Lesbian, Gays, Bi and Trans

Oh my goodness. The BN government has been right all along. LGBT culture is spreading fast. And now, I realise why. It's because of damn computers. People upload all sorts of things, till the point we change our sexual orientation.

What's more alarming, the Father of Computer Science, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Turing, Alan Turing, is a gay! Or could be a bisexual. So, computers were designed to turn the human race into LGBTs.

With this new information, the government should start banning all computers, software and other computer science related items.

This Hamsap blog however, will be exempted. Heck, I would even ask for a RM 250 million research loan. Which I am sure it will be approved. Why? With all the hamsap post, I am doing my part to keep men straight. OK? It's a war on LGBT, and I have done my part by reporting all the good stuff of being a straight guy. The hamsap B2B massages, the BJs, the very happy endings.

What more, with the loan, I will buy some cowherds for pretty gals to stay and work as GROs, massage ladies. Sorry - I wanted to get the condos, but apparently that's been reserved for cows.

So, what are you waiting for? It's time to do your part!

Tuesday 19 June 2012

MAS: More bailouts?

This article is wrong at so many levels:

http://www.nst.com.my/latest/mas-now-focusing-on-aircraft-replacement-plan-1.96052

Firstly, the PM is commenting on MAS is focusing on aircraft replacement. The PM is not the majority shareholder of MAS, neither is he the Chairman of MAS. Unless he was appointed the spokemen for MAS last night, what business has he to comment on MAS? Has the PM nothing else better to do? And why MAS only? Will he be lobbying for Proton, Felda, KTM, Pos Malaysia and the whole host of GLCs?

Next: Why on earth is MAS focusing on aircraft replacement? I really think they should replace the entire board. It must be replaced by a board of directors who has the balls to stand up to the government and say - don't interfere. Plus, a board that will do it without relying on bailouts.

Why am I commenting? Because, with all the bailouts, the rakyat would own most of MAS, especially the pensioners.

Saturday 16 June 2012

Urgent Message to Tun Hanif Omar

Dear Tun,

I regret the need to trouble you long after your retirement from the police force. Sometime back, you commented that communist elements were present in the latest Bersih 3.0 protest. By the looks of things, you are spot on. The communist are back.


The reason for me writing to you is, was extremely alarmed that two communist agents would be allowed to be in Malaysia. 


This time, they got smarter. Instead of wearing yellow, waving Malaysian flags, they are showing up in full panda suit. It is said that they smell like a panda, looks like a panda, behaves like a panda.... but they are really commies. 

Commies showing up at cute pandas would be a great threat. They would look adorable, and even entice millions of Malaysians to embrace the pandas. What's more worrying is, it would well be the Malaysian taxpayers to house and feed the pandas. Imagine - the perfect subterfuge operation financed by Malaysia against Malaysia.

Tun, I sincerely hope you can look into this before it is all too late. Tun, it would take a brave man to fight these two well-connected pandas. After all, it appears that Dr. Chua Sok Lek is supporting the pandas! As the Malay proverb goes, "Api dalam sekam". Yes - that's truly disappointing, and you have my personal assurance I do not support Dr. Chua (nor the pandas).


Tun, I wish you well in your fight against the pandas and the communist sympathizers. If there is any help that you need, I would be happy to assist. I do know of a few massage ladies from China, and they could be trained to be our double-agent in China. Again, I truly regret having the need to trouble you after your retirement.

Yours truly,
Hamsap Uncle

PS: No wonder the Police arrested Anwar. He had a black eye too.. (at some stage), and could well be trying to transform into a panda. We must continue to keep an eye (and other CCTV recordings) of Anwar.

Thank you, Dr. Chua

Dear Dr. Chua Soi Lek.

Many thanks for pointing out that Lim Guan Eng (LGE) would be self-sabotaging Penang by refusing to privatize the Penang port.

After all, LGE must realize the investments and port efficiencies when privatized.Take the Port Klang Free Trade Zone (PKFZ). It has cost the government billions to build. It's so efficient. It is now raking in billions and we will soon get our return of investment. It was also run by a GM who had some trouble reading financial statements, but nevertheless, the results were fantastic.

So, LGE, please take a leaf from Dr. Chua's book. It would make billions. Very good investment. Why decline it?

http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/malaysia/article/soi-lek-penang-self-sabotaging-by-rejecting-port-privatisation/

Oh well, enough of talk. Something to look at. 


Sunday 3 June 2012

9AM - What the eff?

9 am, on a work day. My phone rings. My phone says it is a "Private Number".

Me: Hello.
Caller: Hello ... hello.
Me: Yes?
Caller: Hi Hi. Can you hear me? I am xxx. 
Me: Yes?
Caller: I got your number from Ms. A. Errr.... you interested to play couple?
Me: But I am a single guy.
Caller: My wife and I want a single guy to join us. I heard you are good. Can I know more about you? 
            What's your weight and height?
Me: I am sorry - but can we talk about this later? 
Caller: But later we will be going back to ......
Me: Another time, then...
Caller: OK. We will call you when we are next in KL.

Here I am thinking. What the eff. It's bloody 9am on a Wednesday. A work day. Asking me if I am interested to fuck his wife? I checked again. Nope - Malaysia did not win the Thomas Cup 2012 - so, no last minute public holidays. VVIPs : None passed on overnight.

So, what was this guy thinking? I mean, sure - of course I enjoy sex. A lot. But hey, I do have to work. On top of that, I know my priorities. I have meetings, appointments and what not. Surely I cannot just drop everything (my pants included) to do your wife. More over, I have no clue who your wife is or is worth the trouble. I do enjoy my bedroom activities, but as they say - never mix business with pleasure. If you must mix business with pleasure, make sure it is in that order.

What the eff. Why was he asking about my height and weight. I mean, shit - I never worry about a gal's height and weight. More pertinent questions would have been:
  • What's the size of your dick (for guys) / boobs (for gals)?
  • You like oral?
  • Any disease?
  • Condoms OK?
  • How long can you perform?
Height and weight? For a moment, I bloody thought if he was my insurance agent sneaking up on me to see if I am healthy or am I engaging in random sex. The only time they ask about height and weight would be for a medical examination, and I don't mean the kinky kind.

And I have to warn Miss A not to give out my number to idiots.

For Jib Gor

In the past, I have mentioned the best way for Bersih to succeed, including not paying taxes (by not buying cars, etc).

To be fair, I have as few words for Jib Gor too. What could be done, if I were Jib Gor. Here's what I would have done:

On the day of Bersih 3.0, I would fly into Dataran Merdeka. Imagine that! Land in style, with a chopper (not Nuri, thank you). Then, I would walk out and address the crowd.
  1. All BERSIH demands will be met before the next GE.
  2. Immediately table new laws / amendments to fulfil whatever demands that cannot be done due to some outdated law.
  3. All postal votes will be abolished. Instead, they can vote early. 
  4. Voters list will be cleaned up.
  5. Invite Ambiga & Co. as one of the task force members to implement a fair elections for Malaysia.
  6. Invite the Bar Council as well.
  7. SPR will be directly to ensure fair elections; and to come up with their own verification of voters - instead of relying on JPN. 
  8. All public transport will be free to transport BERSIH participants out of KL - but that's until 5pm only.
  9. Thank them for their concern for the future of the company.
Get up chopper. Fly out in style.

Imagine. What will Anwar have left to say. Nothing? Ambiga - nothing much, but she will be forced to thank Jib Gor. 

Will Jib Gor then worry about losing the elections when it is fair? I doubt it. He could have won over the 100k to 200k voters on the spot.

Alas, he did not. This was his chance to be Superman, and triumph over Anwar. But he did not.

Been Away

I have not had the chance to blog much lately, mainly due to time and work constraints. Will do my best to keep the post coming (no pun intended).

To all the comments, thank you. I am not able to answer all of it individually.

As far as Hard Wood is concerned - it should not be that difficult. It is *at the back* of Souled Out. Right *at the back* of Souled Out, is a 'mamak' shop. A few shops away, is a hardware shop. Hardwood is within the same row. It has a HUGE red sign board. I think now it is Hard something or the other.

I have been to that area very often lately - but not to Hardwood. I must check it out soon. I did see two gals walking up the stairs to Hardwood. I suspect they would be the service provider. Both had very nice assets. But alas, I have yet to perform due diligence on the assets presented.