Gay Massage in Ipoh

Well, in Ipoh a couple of months back, and there I was - itching for a massage by men. After all, I have tried a lot of massages by ladies, so - why not something different.
Did some online search....and yeah - why not a "gay" massage - that is, massage by men.
To cut a long story short, I found this place opposite Regal Lodge. It's suppose to be a gay massage centre. It's just like any massage place, in terms of pricing and set-up. But the massage routine was significantly different. The moves are more rapid and more "power". Yes, they do offer extras including B2B massage.
All in all, I would say - I still prefer a sexy lady doing a massage for me, but it is a good experience that I would say - must at least try once la.

Horny Massage - USJ...it started non-Hamsap

Well, there I was - lying naked on the massage table. It was a no-extra-service place in USJ. Mind you - the massage is good. Its usually by "China dolls". (As an aside, I won't call all of them dolls). But the massage is good. Strong. Knows how to give the muscles a good "workout" without me having to do much work.

She did vary the touch - from light to hard (almost bone-breaking) and the "feather touch". The feather touch was just before she told me to turn-over. Massage usually starts with me lying face down. You know what happens when you give a guy the "feather touch". Some other part gets hard.

So, I turned over. She started playing with my was-soft-now-hard part. Then, she dropped her pants. Dropped her panties, and started masturbating. Trust me - I was a good boy all along. I didn't talk to her (except for hello and please don't tell me I had her at hello), didn't seduce her (except for being naked - which is normal because oil is used for the massages), didn't touch her, didn't offer her money, didn't even wink at her.

Here I was thinking... what the heck. If only I could get more ladies to drop their pants and panties whenever they see me naked. Not to worry - I will not go round testing that idea. I seriously doubt if will have any positive effect. All I could conclude was, she was just plain horny.

Suffice to say that our hands got busy for the rest of the session, and we both ended up with our happy-endings. And no, she didn't ask me for money but I gave her a tip.

Naughty B2B Massage in SS2

I was in Aman Suria the other day. As I was half asleep, I made a couple of wrong turns on ended up on LDP during rush hour. Real shit. So, I decided to check out a place in TTDI. No bloody point sitting in a jam.

Went to TTDI, the place is opposite a school. No idea what's the name of the place. I left the navigation to my GPS. As they say, leave things to the expert. My GPS understands me - it leaves the girls to me. Hahaha. Anyway - this place in TTDI - no girls at all. They are expecting a raid. Oh - Bolehland.

So, off I went to Dave Service Centre above OK. Went in there, and well - the China ladies are back in China. Only Thais and one Indon. The Indon was sexy too! Took a B2B massage with a very sexy Thai girl. She has a nice and solid pair of assets.

She started the massage off - the normal massage. Her massage was good. It's really strong, but without pain. Ah - just the way I like it. Then, she proceeded to the B2B massage. Usually, it would be oil as lubricant for the lady's body to slide on mine. But this girl, it was very different. She used a lot of powder instead. I would say, that's really creative. Powder is less messy compared to oil. Easy to wash off too. And the effect - just as good, if not better. Oh, how I miss her powdered boobs. After some time, it ended up with me giving her boobs a massage. Hahaha. Have to be fair maah. I treat ladies well too. :P Cost - RM 188. BTW - I liked her service, not rushed, and not money-faced. She didn't even ask for a tip (although I gave her).

Well, according to the government of Bolehland, that's better than reading a Bible. The Bible is most unfortunately listed as a prohibited reading material by the Home Ministry. OK lor...what to do, I go for my massage la.

Ipoh Massage... more like a fuck shop.

It was a dark and stormy night. I was riding into Ipoh town, on a moonless Monday night. I was hungry and it wasn't only a hunger for food. I went to Jalan Yang Kalsom. Did see some action there before - ladyboys. But no one was to be seen. Maybe it was too early - I was there at about 8pm. Then again, it can be never too early for such pleasurable activities. I went to the bank to drop a cheque, and left.

Now that I am more focused on my other hunger - I went to look for some good food. Saw some ladies by the street while driving past KFC in town - but alas, nothing worth it. More over, I am unsure of the quality.

First stop - Lotte Hotel. Celaka. The hawker centre there is closed for good. Next stop, the fellow also closed. Drove past Sam Tet school - the hawker stalls were also closed. Went to a medan selera in Ipoh garden - celaka - my favourite stall was also closed. With not much luck - I decided to eat something, went home and showered. Bugger.

But I could not sleep. Was still looking for a place with massage and perhaps, something extra. started to read about blogs - and yeah - everyone said Jessica. Mind you, that's a name of the place. I have searched for the place many times - to no avail. It's easy enough - it's opposite the Store.

What the buggers didn't tell me is, it's not the Store in Ipoh town centre. It's The Store in Jalan Ipoh. Got out of my house and went to look for The Store in Jalan Kampar. Found it! It's Jessica Health Centre. Off I went...and found out - shit. It's a fuck shop, no massage. It's cheap enough. RM 90 but only for 30 mins. Straight fuck - shower, blowjob (BJ), handjob (HJ) and some gals fuck job (FJ). Not many girls around - perhaps they were busy working. It's very late anyway - so they could have knocked-off from work.

Here I am thinking - what the fuck. I never like to rush things - 30 mins - what can be done? Might as well masturbate at home. BTW - the place is really old. If one wonders how a old prostitution dent looks like - this would be it. I am guessing it is at least 30 years (the deco). Gosh.

So - next mission - get a fuck buddy in Ipoh. I thinka FUBU is heaps better :)

Sri Hartamas B2B Naughty Massage

Last Tuesday, I went to Sri Hartamas after my meeting. Needed to relax after a long drive back from Hatyai, Thailand. I was wondering should I go to Hardwood or My Spa. My Spa has cute little nasi lemak girls, but the service and skills is lacking. Not cheap too. At last, I decided to go to look for Susan in Hardwood.

Despite not 'trying' Susan lately, her service is really outstanding - something that makes me remember it. What more can I say...

When I got there, wow - OKT has been changed. That's a bit of a shocker, considering my usual friendly OKT did not tell me about it. Apparently the old OKT was on the take, and the bosses decide to get rid of him...whatever that means.

The new OKT just started work. Haiz. Susan - got transferred to another branch in Solaris. Celaka. Since is was bloody jammed outside, I didn't want to drive. What to do? Select another one lor. The OKT recommended San San.

San San has big and fairly firm boobs. A few kilos too heavy. Over all, not bad at all la. She's younger than Susan. Her service was OK, I would say about 9 out of 10. It was fun, sensational and satisfying. She has really smooth skin too. Friendly attitude. Not bad at all, I would say.

On the way out, I saw a really pretty and sexy thing. She was fair, tall and slender, but not much boobs. Maybe I would try her the next time. San San? Well, I would rather try this slender and fair gal, and Susan. San San's good too, but there are other fishes to try.

My Spa

What can I say...I started the new lunar year with a naughty thought. Off I went to look for Essential Spa, which is also near Souled Out and Hard Wood. Went there - bugger. The place has closed down for good. Or at least that's how it looks. I was there ages ago - and I got a darn good hand job.

With no choice, I walked to Hard Wood - KNS - the place was still closed for the CNY break. Called the OKT, no answer. Aiyoo. How? Walk around the place lor. Found a My Spa not too far away - or to be precise, just a few shops away.

Proceeded to try out My Spa. It was manned by a sweet young Malay gal. She told me, "We only have one package here, and it's RM 120 per hour. Wanna try?". OK lor. I try la. No idea what the package is. Waited for a while, and a sweet, young (I think barely 18) sexy NL ML came in...

OK lor. Massage lor. Her massage was very week. Like sapu oil. But her skin was super smooth. Very petite in size, but nice boobs and she was showing off her 'longkang'. Turned over, started to play with my little bro. Then, she asked me, want service or not. Hmmm. Again, no shit clue what service meant in this place, but try la. Later I found out the hard way (no pun intended), service meant a handjob and she took off her top. She massage me, I massage her. Her service also included me getting screwed - that is, RM 100 for the hand job.

Later found out her name is Anne from Kajang. And just before I left, I noted - she neatly folded back the towels I was lying on. Hmmm. Very suspicious. Sure as hell looks like they are re-using towels. Ewww. Nasty.

Total damage is RM 220. Very expensive, but that's the place for mat sallehs in Sri Hartamas. On another note, it is hard to find nasi lemaks providing such services. Will I return? Nope. I prefer Hard Wood - at least I know the OKT there and he won't bullshit me. And for a good massage, I still prefer Number 6 in USJ 9.

"New Car"

Well, got a call from Ah Chai from my favourite B2B massage place. Went there at about 4pm. Apparently, there is a new gal...that's what they call a 'new car'...and I got to "test drive" her.

Firstly, she had damn smooth skin. However, her body has seen better days, boobs are nice and soft...decently sized too. But she's so new ... me being her first in Malaysia. She tires easily and she has to work real hard to improve on her skills.

Don't even know her name ... but she's new. Hope she gets what she is after in Malaysia. :)

Hard Wood

I have been searching for B2B massages nearby. None so far, not even in Puchong. Some say, Galaxy in Bandar Puteri, Puchong - near Hong Leong Bank, has B2B. When I went there, the OKT was fast asleep. No B2B. Do not think I will bother to check that place out again.

Desperate, I went back to my usual place near Soul Out. That was two weeks ago, or so. The OKT there, recommended a Susan. She has a hot body, aged around 30+. Not a sweet young thing, but surely a MILF. She started of with a standard massage. It was good. She applied the right pressure, without any pain but did relax my body.

Then, she stripped naked, and started using her body to do the massage. A different sensation. I would put it this way, it does feel different, but nothing too sexual or naughty about it. Unless of course, one has a super hamsap might to start off with.

Turning over, I saw one of the nicest sets of boobs. Nice, solid, firm and right size. My turn to give her a massage. Hahaha. Yes, there was extra and a happy ending. All in all, her skills were great, friendly and somewhat gfe (girlfriend experience). Yes, I would go for Susan again.

Speaking of GFE, the best at this place was a girl called Apple. Skill wise, not as good. Body, not as good as Susan. But she was super GFE. Talk, touch touch, hug hug and even kiss kiss. But alas, she has stopped working there.

USJ 3 massage

About two months back, I was near Mydin USJ. So, itching for a massage, I dropped by this new commercial area - USJ Central. It's the area sandwiched between factories. So, I went to this D Comfort Reflexology - Jalan USJ Sentral 3.

The place is brand new. Didn't get to choose the lady, but I never bother too. Being a brand new place, well, the lady must have been new to massage too. I cannot remember anything significant about the massage. It was neither good nor bad. The place is clean. Brand new. And yeah, they provided a little locker in each massage cubicle. That was neat.

The only thing I could remember is, the poor lady trying real hard to massage. In less than 15 mins, she was already panting. Sure - I am a bit muscular, use to work out a fair bit. But hey, she was panting. Kind of reminded me of my dog at home. That was a bit of a turn off. In any case, I only took the one hour package.

Will I return - no. Service was so so, she did try hard. But aiks... no thanks. Oh yea - no extra services either. Only massage. Unsure about the other ladies there.

Sri Muda Massage

Been to this massage a few months ago - and I cannot even remember if I have written about it. Well, there is this massage , corner shop, 1st floor. It is at Taman Sri Muda, near Jalan Suci 25/83. The name of this one is Aromaz Resources. It can be seen from the main road. I was there late, at about 11.30pm.

I was welcomed by a middle age lady, large size. She's sloppy. Quickly lead me to the room and started the massage. The massage itself is RM 50, kind of expensive for a place like Sri Muda. She's Thai, by the way. The massage was OK. But she was pushing real hard to 'sell' me the extras - basically a handjob. I said no thanks. I doubt it very much if my privates would even get hard.

She kept telling me how important it would be for a massage at the private part, la la la. I said no. She dropped the price to RM 30, then RM 20. I still said no. Guess what, she said, massage over. It was only 40 minutes.

Didn't even bother to see if she changed the sheets - because I am pretty sure I will not return. Better place to spend my money.

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Tender Touch Massage, Kota Kemuning

I got the itch yesterday for a massage. So, off I went to this place in Kota Kemuning. I have been noticing it for a number of times when I am in Kota Kemuning for banking. So, why not give it a try?

At first look, the place has a hallmark of a 'fuck shop', if you get what I mean. It has CCTV at the main door and there is the usual magnetic lock on the door. Upon entering, I found the place to be nicely decorated. Price for full body massage is RM 55 per hour, or RM 100 for two hours. New to the place, I would just go for the one hour massage. Just in case it turns out to be a torture.

I massuer I was 'given' is new in Malaysia. The massage is OK. I would rate it about 6.5 out of 10. Not painful. More relaxing. She was somewhat abrupt with some moves, but over all it is OK. No offer for urut batin / handjob. That's OK. I was hoping to get a massage for my little brother too.

The most horrible part was after the massage. The gal did not bother to change the sheets. She merely re-adjusted the sheets. Ewwww. I really cannot understand why they would cut cost by not washing the sheets. Surely there is still sufficient profits. If you must re-use the sheets, do not do it in front of the customers.

Will I return? Nope. Not clean. Still prefer my usual place in USJ.

Shah Alam Massage

I went to this massage place in Sri Muda. It has a bright red HOTEL sign on top. Well, after a long week, I wanted to relax. Was hoping for a happy ending too.

Alas, I got to the room, two old aunties showed up, Thais. One was for another customer. Good grief. This was significantly different from the hottie I got the last time I went there. Anyway, this auntie has seen better days. Big boobs, but I guess it would sag badly. Wrinkles too.

She started with a quick back massage and asked me to turn around. Started to massage near by Adam. Well, to say the least, me and my adam was just not interested. She kept offering 'urut batin', massage ping pong. Price drop from RM 50 to RM 20. I rather not. And I didn't.

So, she figured out I wanted a true massage. Well, her massage is good. Very strong. Not those with the sharp pain. Deep tissue kind of massage. After two days, it hurts a bit, but in a good way.

Well, I don't think I will return. Place is not the cleanest. Cost is RM 50 for 45 mins - she short changed me by 15 mins but I didn't want to make a scene. I rather get my massage from USJ. More decent. Will have to go hunting for more...