B2B Massage or Fuck-Shop

Let's be clear. If you want fried kuey teow, don't walk into McD. This is true for many things in life - including sex. If you just want sex, please don't get a girlfriend or worse still, get married for sex only. Or working from 9 to 5 in an office, hoping to get rich. Nope - those do not happen.

Similarly - if you want a massage, don't go into a place know for sex only. The massage cannot be good.

More importantly - there are a lot of 'fuck-shops' (get in, choose a gal if there is a choice, shower, bj, put on condom, fuck, cum, leave) - the kind of wham-bang-thank you ma-am shop offering B2B service. Don't bother paying for B2B in such shops. I will tell you why.

Their specialty is really a wham-bang-thank-you-ma-am. No more, no less. But occasionally, more precisely every 27 days or so, the gals will need a 'rest'. Locals say "auntie-visit". So, what do you do with these gals? Rent needs to be paid. Overheads as usual. Solution? Give them some red panties and offer B2B service.

You can imagine these gals - with zero B2B knowledge. It's worst than walking into McD asking for nasi lemak. At least McD will be honest enough to say "Sorry - we do not serve that".

Horny Massage - USJ...it started non-Hamsap

Well, there I was - lying naked on the massage table. It was a no-extra-service place in USJ. Mind you - the massage is good. Its usually by "China dolls". (As an aside, I won't call all of them dolls). But the massage is good. Strong. Knows how to give the muscles a good "workout" without me having to do much work.

She did vary the touch - from light to hard (almost bone-breaking) and the "feather touch". The feather touch was just before she told me to turn-over. Massage usually starts with me lying face down. You know what happens when you give a guy the "feather touch". Some other part gets hard.

So, I turned over. She started playing with my was-soft-now-hard part. Then, she dropped her pants. Dropped her panties, and started masturbating. Trust me - I was a good boy all along. I didn't talk to her (except for hello and please don't tell me I had her at hello), didn't seduce her (except for being naked - which is normal because oil is used for the massages), didn't touch her, didn't offer her money, didn't even wink at her.

Here I was thinking... what the heck. If only I could get more ladies to drop their pants and panties whenever they see me naked. Not to worry - I will not go round testing that idea. I seriously doubt if will have any positive effect. All I could conclude was, she was just plain horny.

Suffice to say that our hands got busy for the rest of the session, and we both ended up with our happy-endings. And no, she didn't ask me for money but I gave her a tip.

Fuck Buddies

Someone, or I have to admit, a few of my friends / readers have asked - how did I end up with so three (last count four) fuckbuddies? It is really hard to say.

I am not handsome, neither am I rich. I drive a 10 year old Proton around town. Swears and is definitely not the sweetest guy - quite the opposite actually. I tell things as it is and most people dislike it. But mind you, they know it is true. However, I do not point things out just to hurt people, but I only do so when asked. I believe that I should keep my mouth shut unless I have something nice to say; or the other fellow asked.

So, back to the original question - how did I end up with fuck buddies? I have no idea. I could guess. I suppose I am honest. If I see a gal or lady, and I want to bed her - just ask her. No need to lie or be shy.

And when I actually make it to bed with her, the objective is really to make sure she has a damn lot of fun too. Fun for both parties. If she has concerns, address them (like she may not want to go to hotels - so, be prepared to have fun in your place or her place). Don't just say "Never mind la, hotels are fun too... That does not address the problem.

I suppose the same is true for work, and indeed many aspects of life. First, we have to be upfront and honest about it. No point lying to others, and especially to ourselves. Next, communicate and if there is a problem address it. Don't just take the 'tidak apa' (never mind) attitude.

Good luck and have fun hunting :) If your hunt is successful, enjoy the results too.

Dave Above OK

A number of readers have asked about the exact location of Dave Above OK. I have been there about 3 weeks ago. All I can say is, it is not worth finding out exactly where it is now. Hardly any new "merchandize" and I suppose there are other places which are better.

Happy Hunting

SS2 Massage

I think it was in SS2... but cannot be entirely sure. Let's say this place is Dave above OK. OK? The name is good enough on its business cards - Dave Service Centre. Smart. It sure provides service, but it is a special service for well, usually guys.

And my - this place sure has two very sexy, tall, pretty gals. Nice boobs. And yeah - very gfe too - touching and hugging every where. The massage was good. Sufficient pressure. I guess she enjoyed herself too... riding real hard. After our session, she hug me and chatted. It's a nice feel. No rush.

Will I return - perhaps... but there isn't a need to yet.

Ipoh Massage... more like a fuck shop.

It was a dark and stormy night. I was riding into Ipoh town, on a moonless Monday night. I was hungry and it wasn't only a hunger for food. I went to Jalan Yang Kalsom. Did see some action there before - ladyboys. But no one was to be seen. Maybe it was too early - I was there at about 8pm. Then again, it can be never too early for such pleasurable activities. I went to the bank to drop a cheque, and left.

Now that I am more focused on my other hunger - I went to look for some good food. Saw some ladies by the street while driving past KFC in town - but alas, nothing worth it. More over, I am unsure of the quality.

First stop - Lotte Hotel. Celaka. The hawker centre there is closed for good. Next stop, the fellow also closed. Drove past Sam Tet school - the hawker stalls were also closed. Went to a medan selera in Ipoh garden - celaka - my favourite stall was also closed. With not much luck - I decided to eat something, went home and showered. Bugger.

But I could not sleep. Was still looking for a place with massage and perhaps, something extra. started to read about blogs - and yeah - everyone said Jessica. Mind you, that's a name of the place. I have searched for the place many times - to no avail. It's easy enough - it's opposite the Store.

What the buggers didn't tell me is, it's not the Store in Ipoh town centre. It's The Store in Jalan Ipoh. Got out of my house and went to look for The Store in Jalan Kampar. Found it! It's Jessica Health Centre. Off I went...and found out - shit. It's a fuck shop, no massage. It's cheap enough. RM 90 but only for 30 mins. Straight fuck - shower, blowjob (BJ), handjob (HJ) and some gals fuck job (FJ). Not many girls around - perhaps they were busy working. It's very late anyway - so they could have knocked-off from work.

Here I am thinking - what the fuck. I never like to rush things - 30 mins - what can be done? Might as well masturbate at home. BTW - the place is really old. If one wonders how a old prostitution dent looks like - this would be it. I am guessing it is at least 30 years (the deco). Gosh.

So - next mission - get a fuck buddy in Ipoh. I thinka FUBU is heaps better :)

Naughty Accounts Girl

I am doing some consultancy work for an engineering company. Hmmm. The accounts girl there has been nothing but naughty. Every time I see her, she gives me this Come Fuck Me (CFM) look. Looks wise, she is OK. Nice assets too. But again - I cannot help but to wonder, what would her looks be like.

Would I pork her? Hmmm. The mind boggles. Who knows.... but at the moment, I am planning for something with M or perhaps a visit to My Village in Solaris to enjoy the service by Susan.

Addicted...

Well, I can say that good 'massage' service, with or without extras can be extremely addictive. It's just because it feels great. It arouses the senses of my body. Hehehe. No, I am not badly addicted, but I do wish to have more.

I can truly understand why married men end up with mistresses, especially china dolls. I will be writing a lot more on how to make your husband or bf addicted to you.

The first lesson is priority. Prioritize your work, your tasks, wants and needs. Most of us, we get our priorities wrong. Which is more important: clean floor or happy husband? So, for those who kill themselves with housework, and the unattended husband strays - well, forget about mopping the floor and screw your hubby instead. So, do prioritize.

It's not all about the what the women can do or must do. Men must do their part too. However, I do notice that most gals don't know how to make their hubbies addicted to them. Guys must help out with the housework too. Guys must seduce and send flowers and gifts to wives too. But that's for girls and wives to blog about. I will talk about what guys get addicted to and how to make that happen!

Shah Alam Massage

I went to this massage place in Sri Muda. It has a bright red HOTEL sign on top. Well, after a long week, I wanted to relax. Was hoping for a happy ending too.

Alas, I got to the room, two old aunties showed up, Thais. One was for another customer. Good grief. This was significantly different from the hottie I got the last time I went there. Anyway, this auntie has seen better days. Big boobs, but I guess it would sag badly. Wrinkles too.

She started with a quick back massage and asked me to turn around. Started to massage near by Adam. Well, to say the least, me and my adam was just not interested. She kept offering 'urut batin', massage ping pong. Price drop from RM 50 to RM 20. I rather not. And I didn't.

So, she figured out I wanted a true massage. Well, her massage is good. Very strong. Not those with the sharp pain. Deep tissue kind of massage. After two days, it hurts a bit, but in a good way.

Well, I don't think I will return. Place is not the cleanest. Cost is RM 50 for 45 mins - she short changed me by 15 mins but I didn't want to make a scene. I rather get my massage from USJ. More decent. Will have to go hunting for more...

Sexy Banana

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Superb Body

About a month ago, I went for a massage in Shah Alam, or Sri Muda to be precise. I am addicted to massages after my trips to Bangkok back in 2005. No, it wasn't the sexy kind. It was always the good massage by some old ladies. They apply the right pressure and the right places. You could 'feel' the massage, but never too hard to cause pain. Or too light to fall asleep.

Back to my visit to this place in Sri Muda. It's a hotel. The massage is only RM 40. In I went. (No, I didn't get to choose a gal - choosing a gal means the place is sleazy). This beautiful Thai gal came in. I guess she is between 26 to 30. Maybe younger. She had a killer body.

I was lying on my belly and she gave me a back massage, which is my favourite. Her massage was far from good, compared to the old aunties in Bangkok. Some how, she ended-up topless. She had the most beautiful boobs I have seen and touched. Solid. Unsure if it is C or D cup, but firm and real. No sagging. Wow. Yeah, by then she was offering me all sorts of services by then.

When it comes to boobs, I do not like gals with big overflowing boobs. It's for a simple reason. It is either fake, or saggy. I rather gals with smaller, firm and of course real boobs. Doesn't look that great when she dresses up, but what matters is, she looks damn good naked. Hehehe. Smaller boobs do remind me of younger gals. Oh well, as they say, I am a pervert, but not a pedophile.

Quad Action

It could have been a quad core processor by Intel, but alas, it is still multi tasking. H and I has gotten to like this Quad Action. Here's how it goes. H lies flat on the bed on her sexy tummy. Keeping her lights together, I fuck her from the back. No, not anally, but just a hard dick into a pussy. I almost lie flat on her too. My dick is at a weird angle, but it gives her more satisfaction. Apparently, it rubs hard against her G spot.

I would then put another hand under her. Fingers on her clit. I ensure my fingers are wet. So, as I fuck her, I massage her clit. For my other hand, I rest my weight on the elbow. But I bend my arm just nicely so it gives her boob a massage. And maybe pinch her nipple. Hehehe. Up to this part, it is Triple Action.

The last action is harder to achieve. She twists her head a little, and we French Kiss. All these while I am fucking her, fingering her clit and massaging her boob. If I cannot kiss her, I would stick my touch into her ear and gently kiss it.

It drives her really wild. All hot and wet. Not a bad thing to try if you wanna "over" simulate your gf....hehehe. Will do more with H. That's for sure.

Fucking Busy

It was more of a case of busy fucking. H was with me last nite. We started our sessiona d t 11pm and finished only at about 1.30am. Did H in many positions, including masturbating her. She must have 'cummed' about 5 times. At least. She was in this sexy little undies. Gosh. That could turn a gay guy straight. As usual, we fucked again when we got up. She started by giving me a blowjob. Then, she got wet herself. So, we fucked for about 45 mins. She was real loud. And her pussy was very tight this morning. Last night, she was soaking wet.

In any case, no more fucking tonight. We will rest. More updates later.

Shaved Balls

Was doing some work at my home office today and decided that my privates needed a haircut. Badly. I could shave the hair of my balls - it's nice and smooth now. Sadly, I can only trim my pubic hair. Shaving causes many in-grown hair and that's extremely painful. In addition, it looks terrible too - spotted with puss and looks like I've a serious case of VD.

I won't recommend shaving for everyone, but I think we should know how to keep our privates tidy. Tonnes of people spend heaps of money on hair, make-up etc, but still with a ice-age private. I have been thinking for some time - why not start a business that caters for the privates?

Back in action

Well, it has been a bloody long time since I've updated my blog. Many things have happened and I will try to update as many as I can. I am back in action - in more than once sense of the phrase.

H and I have gone steady again. We have been at it for at least every other day. She is hotter than ever in bed. Yummy! Or at least that's what she says when she swallows my cum. Hehehe. Next session would be tomorrow. Again, H is a great lover. She is trying to get a few friends with nice boobs for me to have fun with. She wants to video those session. I won't mind.

To sidetrack, I got a house and it was handed over in November 2009. More on that later. Furnished it with a queen size bed and the fucking action has started with H. Since I am going steady with H on a open-relationship basis ( we get to fuck whoever we want, but there are terms), H has a set of my house keys.

As far as M is concerned, I am meeting up with her less often. She's busy with work and is getting a bit to demanding, not to mention sticky. Not a good sign. Will have to 'dump' her for good. Venue is also a problem as I have to do her in a hotel. Since M is getting sticky, I dare not even tell her I have a house of my own.

Sometime last December, I did get a fuck-buddy in Kepong. A divorcee. Not great body but nice boobs. She has a place on her own, so venue is never a problem. She is very demanding in terms of time - but more on that in another posting. BJ is just ok - kindda painful. She hates giving it anyway. And her pussy smells terrible. Gosh. I have no idea why. She did see a doctor eventually and she has some sorts of infection. Hope she got that cleared. In any case, have decided not to 'continue' with her.

Wishing all lots of sexy and hot action to come / cum this year. Have fun!

'Girlfriend' training

Mandy is fantastic in bed... after some good training that is. When I first started out as her fuck-buddy, it was terrible. Back then, she hated oral sex - both giving and receiving. She would like to have sex, but kind of passive. Would give a blowjob, but you could tell she disliked it. No way she would let me cum in her mouth.

It has taken many months of training before I can say she's fantastic in bed. For me at least. How to train? When we first started, she didn't even want oral sex - me giving her that is... So, over time and in some sessions, I would sneak in a little oral sex for her. When I had the chance to lick her pussy, I made sure she got an orgasm, or two. Wow! Suddenly, it had change it all. She started to shave - I told her it would be easier for me to eat a clean pussy. Now that she has figured out how good oral sex is, she started sucking my cock. I would have to give her lots of feedback on what feels great and what's painful.

Over time, her blowjobs became fantastic. I hinted at her that my favorite was to cum in her mouth. However, I made it a point to tell her that I would cum. Still leave it to her to decide if she allowed a CIM. Naturally, one day, she liked the idea of CIM and swallowed. Hehehe. This is what I call girlfriend training.

Another thing, when I fucked her, I made sure she has had enough before I stop. Apparently, she disliked her previous partners as they didn't quite care for her. Just fucked her and shot their load. Selfish bastards.

Again, key part of girlfriend training:

1. It must be fair. If I want my dick sucked, I better enjoy licking her pussy.
2. It must be fun for her. Make her cum, again, and again.
3. Never force her to do anything. Respect her. Don't ever CIM without her knowledge.
4. Watch lots of porn together. I'll post in another article on how to train gf to watch porn!

Pimp Myself

So, here I am, trying to pimp myself - together with my friend, Eric. Two guys, interested in fucking gals, and we are more than happy to do a threesome. So, any gals out there interested in trying it with two really hamsap guys. Imagine, both your nipples being licked together. One guy sucking on your clit, while another rims you. A cock for you to suck on while one pounds your pussy... hard. If one guy tires, another guy takes over and fucks you hard. If you are really kinky, we could do a dp - double penetration. One guy in front, one at the back.... oh my.

Seriously, we are in Subang Jaya area and Johor Baru. No strings attached, but possible long term fuckbuddy arrangement. Do drop me a comments - all comments appear as private message to me and I will not publish your personal details. We will be discrete. Just don't yell too loudly when we are servicing you. Hahaha.

Hard Wood Massage

This could have been the hard-on massage instead of Hard Wood Massage. Around the corner from Souled Out, above the hardware shop, Hard Wood massage certainly gives more than just hard-ons. Now, this massage place is extremely great if you want something very naughty but not with whores. It gives a new massage around town - B2B - or body to body. Well, you can use your imagination here.

Service was great, the feel was sensual. Place is nicely decorated. RM 150 an hour. The gals will, on the side, provide extra services (which is a blowjob) but strictly no penetration. I like just a good, long, slow and hard sensual massage. Love being massaged but hate being rushed to cum. Some guys rush it, I take my time - even when I have sex. Which reminds me - the Kepong gal asked me... wow - how come you take so long to cum? Hmmm. What can I say?

Oh yeah - this place does provide happy endings :). Down side - takes about 15 mins of shower with lots of soap to get rid of the oil. Suppose it is a hard and slippery situation. But I can live with it. Hahaha.

What a effing weekend...

Cannot be bothered with Merdeka Day this year (not because I am not patriotic, but pissed off with the politics of BN).

However, I still had an effing weekend. It started on Friday evening. Flirting shamelessly online with a gal from Kepong. Knew her from Facebook. Wanted to go out for dinner with her but she has to go out for drinks with her boss after work. As luck would have it, she invited me over to her house and an invitation to stay overnite. Somehow, she requested for some adult DVDs.

Needless to say, I was at her place. Did watch some DVDs, lots of petting, touching and oh well... Feels great to hug her and fall asleep. One DVD we watched was Obsession, about a mad woman after a married man. Not a good DVD to watch on a first fuck date. Hahaha. Still keeping in touch with her and hope I get another invitation. Oh, sex was OK and always be safe - use a condom.

Speaking of which, it is bloody difficult to get XXL condoms here. The ones they have are so damn tight. All I can feel is the bloody rubber clinging on. Ordered some one eBay - lets hope they actually make it to me.

Yesterday, met up with M ... and had a good time in bed. She has great oral skills nowadays. Strongly believe that practice makes perfect.... hehehe.

Mandy, oh Mandy

Yup. Got Mandy to be my long term friend-with-benefit. Got her in bed, or rather, she led me to bed. Super horny gal with very sexy boobs... I think it is more than a C cup. I just enjoy seeing her enjoy herself during our xxx sessions.

As usual, I will keep our relationship discreet. Cannot possibly post every darn thing here. Hahaha. But will keep this blog updated.