But yet...

After my last post, here's a list of fantastic stuff they blame for their own fucking business:

1. Foreign artist - bad influence, ban concerts.
2. Artists cannot have long hair.
3. Cannot show cleavage
4. Want to ban sanitary pads too.
5. Condoms should not be sold openly.
6. Beer / alcoholic drinks also cannot be sold.
7. Western culture
8. Christianity
9. Other religions and culture
10. Internet

And here are a suggestion of things they should ban / do:

1. Phones cannot have camera.
2. Web-cams shall be banned too.
3. Phones cannot SMS new numbers for at least 14 days. This is to prevent one-night-stands or boy-meets-girls and fucks each other within 24 hours.
4. All smartphone will be taxed 300%.
   
5. Internet speed shall be limited to 36.6kbps to prevent porn from being downloaded. Hang on - TM / Streamyx is already doing this.
6. Solvent based glue will be banned.
7. One in five condoms will be randomly poked with holes. This means unmarried couples cannot use condoms to fuck safely.
8. Contraceptive pills will only be sold to married couples.
9. Oh yeah - girls must wear chastity belt with two keys. One held by mother, one held by father. Else, father might rape daughter, or mother might pimp daughter.
10. All motorbikes will have only up to two gears. This is to prevent rempits.
11. Cars will be limited to three gears only - reverse gear included. This is to prevent speeding.
    
12. All handbags will be banned. To is to prevent snatch thieves.
13. Cars will be compartmentalized into four (driver, front passenger, back left passenger and back right passenger). This is to prevent teens from kongkek in cars.
14. The phrase Barang Naik is banned.
15. Any sentences with C4, Rosmah and/or Najib is banned.
16. Cinemas must be open air.
17. All alcoholic beverages will be banned...plus yeast, used to make alcoholic drinks must also be banned.
    
18. All imported films, books, songs will be banned.
19. All women, including non-Muslim must tutup aurat. Else, men see sexy Chinese / Indian women, go rape their own daughters.
20. Cosmetics, skin whitening products, slimming products - will also be banned. When people are ugly, they won't fuck each others.
21. Gyms will be banned for ladies. Guys can still work out.
    
22. Price of sugar will be increased, and taxed to prevent diabetes.
23. Santan and nasi lemak will be subsidized... again, if they are fat, they cannot fuck each other. When they are dying, they will even pray more.
    
24. All spray paint must be water soluble. This is for easy removal of graffiti.
25. Ban Astro, unless it is RTM 1 type of programmes.
26. Frequency jammers will be deployed to prevent reception of foreign satellite programs. This includes those up to Muar with extra high antennae to receive Singaporean TV stations.
27. All sexy under garments will be banned.
28. Cosmetic surgery, especially breast enhancement, must be banned.
29. All summonses will be banned - instead, motorist must settle on the spot. This is to improve efficiency.
    
30. All dogs will be shot / killed at sight.
31. All pig farms will be demolished, unless it is owned by Khir Toyo / BN controlled.

That's all I can think of for now. You have any ideas to make this nation better?

Kongkek Kongkek Kongkek.... Fuck Fuck Fuck

Sorry for the offensive title, but that's exactly what this article is about.

1. Give them internet, they watch porn.
2. Give them porn, they go rape daughter, rape granddaughter, rape niece, rape sister...
3. Give them motorbike, they go rempit (illegal racing).
4. Give them glue, they sniff it to get high.
5. Give them cinemas, they grope each other.
   
6. Give them cameras, they go skodeng (watch other couples fuck).
7. Give them phones, they make video panas, video lucah (sex videos).
8. Give them cough mixture, the fuck themselves by getting high on it.
9. Give them flu medication, they also fuck themselves.
10. Give them fireworks, they also fuck themselves with pipe bomb, home-made bombs, etc
11. Give them spray paint, they fuck the neighborhood with badly drawn graffiti.
12. Give them uniform, the fuck the law by collecting bribes.
    
13. Give them emergency lane by road sides, they park their cars and fuck there.
    
14. Give them parks, they fuck there.
    
15. Give them beaches, they fuck there.
16. Give them hotel rooms, they fuck there.
17. Give them Valentine's Day, they fuck each other.
18. Give them project, the fuck it up (ceiling collapse, building collapse, roof collapse, bridge collapse until pupils drown).
19. Give them political power, they fuck other races (temple demolish, kuil demolish, kris-waving, deaths in custody)
20. Give them forest, they fuck the virgin forest with logging
21. Give them Opposition, they fuck the Opposition by Ops Lalang, sodomy cases, TBH...
22. Give them votes, they fuck the rakyat by Barang Naik.
    

So, isn't this a fucked-up country? All they think of is fuck fuck fuck. But yet... they blame other cultures. How la?

Valentine's Day

Much has been said in Malaysia about Valentine's Day. It is said to be a Christian influence and it corrupts the young.

Well, I have to blog about my experience. In Melbourne, Valentine's Day is about love. Young kids are asked by their teachers to hand-make a card, a Valentine Card for a loved one. This is usually for their mothers, or teachers.

Young adults would take the opportunity to express their love to their partners. In USA, the flower business, gift cards (Memory Lane) and other business have heavy promotions just for this special day. Lovers exchange gifts, go for dates, and yes - even book fancy restaurants to dine in.

And even in the western world, Valentine is also for married couples. Dining out is very common, or even a glass of good wine at home.

My mum just came back from India. She was to visit a temple on Valentine's Day. Guess what? The temple was full. The guide said that it is common for couples and singles alike to visit the temples for blessing or to say thanks for wishes that have been granted.

Yesterday, was Cap Goh Meh. Chinese Valentine's Day. The highlight - throwing mandarin oranges into lakes or rivers, in hope that the oranges will be picked up by others and it is a chance for singles to get partners.

So, from India to Malaysian Chinese, to the western world, no where has Valentine been associated to the Church. Neither is it associated to fucking. But guess what? For some in Malaysia, it means fuck fuck fuck. But yet, they prefer to blame the Church, and bad western influences.