But yet...

After my last post, here's a list of fantastic stuff they blame for their own fucking business:

1. Foreign artist - bad influence, ban concerts.
2. Artists cannot have long hair.
3. Cannot show cleavage
4. Want to ban sanitary pads too.
5. Condoms should not be sold openly.
6. Beer / alcoholic drinks also cannot be sold.
7. Western culture
8. Christianity
9. Other religions and culture
10. Internet

And here are a suggestion of things they should ban / do:

1. Phones cannot have camera.
2. Web-cams shall be banned too.
3. Phones cannot SMS new numbers for at least 14 days. This is to prevent one-night-stands or boy-meets-girls and fucks each other within 24 hours.
4. All smartphone will be taxed 300%.
   
5. Internet speed shall be limited to 36.6kbps to prevent porn from being downloaded. Hang on - TM / Streamyx is already doing this.
6. Solvent based glue will be banned.
7. One in five condoms will be randomly poked with holes. This means unmarried couples cannot use condoms to fuck safely.
8. Contraceptive pills will only be sold to married couples.
9. Oh yeah - girls must wear chastity belt with two keys. One held by mother, one held by father. Else, father might rape daughter, or mother might pimp daughter.
10. All motorbikes will have only up to two gears. This is to prevent rempits.
11. Cars will be limited to three gears only - reverse gear included. This is to prevent speeding.
    
12. All handbags will be banned. To is to prevent snatch thieves.
13. Cars will be compartmentalized into four (driver, front passenger, back left passenger and back right passenger). This is to prevent teens from kongkek in cars.
14. The phrase Barang Naik is banned.
15. Any sentences with C4, Rosmah and/or Najib is banned.
16. Cinemas must be open air.
17. All alcoholic beverages will be banned...plus yeast, used to make alcoholic drinks must also be banned.
    
18. All imported films, books, songs will be banned.
19. All women, including non-Muslim must tutup aurat. Else, men see sexy Chinese / Indian women, go rape their own daughters.
20. Cosmetics, skin whitening products, slimming products - will also be banned. When people are ugly, they won't fuck each others.
21. Gyms will be banned for ladies. Guys can still work out.
    
22. Price of sugar will be increased, and taxed to prevent diabetes.
23. Santan and nasi lemak will be subsidized... again, if they are fat, they cannot fuck each other. When they are dying, they will even pray more.
    
24. All spray paint must be water soluble. This is for easy removal of graffiti.
25. Ban Astro, unless it is RTM 1 type of programmes.
26. Frequency jammers will be deployed to prevent reception of foreign satellite programs. This includes those up to Muar with extra high antennae to receive Singaporean TV stations.
27. All sexy under garments will be banned.
28. Cosmetic surgery, especially breast enhancement, must be banned.
29. All summonses will be banned - instead, motorist must settle on the spot. This is to improve efficiency.
    
30. All dogs will be shot / killed at sight.
31. All pig farms will be demolished, unless it is owned by Khir Toyo / BN controlled.

That's all I can think of for now. You have any ideas to make this nation better?

Kongkek Kongkek Kongkek.... Fuck Fuck Fuck

Sorry for the offensive title, but that's exactly what this article is about.

1. Give them internet, they watch porn.
2. Give them porn, they go rape daughter, rape granddaughter, rape niece, rape sister...
3. Give them motorbike, they go rempit (illegal racing).
4. Give them glue, they sniff it to get high.
5. Give them cinemas, they grope each other.
   
6. Give them cameras, they go skodeng (watch other couples fuck).
7. Give them phones, they make video panas, video lucah (sex videos).
8. Give them cough mixture, the fuck themselves by getting high on it.
9. Give them flu medication, they also fuck themselves.
10. Give them fireworks, they also fuck themselves with pipe bomb, home-made bombs, etc
11. Give them spray paint, they fuck the neighborhood with badly drawn graffiti.
12. Give them uniform, the fuck the law by collecting bribes.
    
13. Give them emergency lane by road sides, they park their cars and fuck there.
    
14. Give them parks, they fuck there.
    
15. Give them beaches, they fuck there.
16. Give them hotel rooms, they fuck there.
17. Give them Valentine's Day, they fuck each other.
18. Give them project, the fuck it up (ceiling collapse, building collapse, roof collapse, bridge collapse until pupils drown).
19. Give them political power, they fuck other races (temple demolish, kuil demolish, kris-waving, deaths in custody)
20. Give them forest, they fuck the virgin forest with logging
21. Give them Opposition, they fuck the Opposition by Ops Lalang, sodomy cases, TBH...
22. Give them votes, they fuck the rakyat by Barang Naik.
    

So, isn't this a fucked-up country? All they think of is fuck fuck fuck. But yet... they blame other cultures. How la?

Valentine's Day

Much has been said in Malaysia about Valentine's Day. It is said to be a Christian influence and it corrupts the young.

Well, I have to blog about my experience. In Melbourne, Valentine's Day is about love. Young kids are asked by their teachers to hand-make a card, a Valentine Card for a loved one. This is usually for their mothers, or teachers.

Young adults would take the opportunity to express their love to their partners. In USA, the flower business, gift cards (Memory Lane) and other business have heavy promotions just for this special day. Lovers exchange gifts, go for dates, and yes - even book fancy restaurants to dine in.

And even in the western world, Valentine is also for married couples. Dining out is very common, or even a glass of good wine at home.

My mum just came back from India. She was to visit a temple on Valentine's Day. Guess what? The temple was full. The guide said that it is common for couples and singles alike to visit the temples for blessing or to say thanks for wishes that have been granted.

Yesterday, was Cap Goh Meh. Chinese Valentine's Day. The highlight - throwing mandarin oranges into lakes or rivers, in hope that the oranges will be picked up by others and it is a chance for singles to get partners.

So, from India to Malaysian Chinese, to the western world, no where has Valentine been associated to the Church. Neither is it associated to fucking. But guess what? For some in Malaysia, it means fuck fuck fuck. But yet, they prefer to blame the Church, and bad western influences.

Singapore Gone Mad

This is a clear case that the world is going mad. To be fair, Malaysia and many other countries are included. I've picked on Singapore for the sole reason that the Singaporeans have documented, very well, their moment of madness. I doubt it if Malaysia will ever be good as such documentation.

It has been proven that human beings are most worried about the least likely, lowest risk threats. I worry more about fuses than dying of a heart attack. And for me, the risk of having a heart attack is significantly higher.

I got really pissed off when I read the "Consumer Advisory - an Update on Products Detected to Contain Melamine", by the Agri-Food & Veterinary Authority of Singapore (AVA). Report appears to be undated. First, it states that more biscuits were found to be tainted with melamine. In particular, there were those from Julie's and Khong Guan - both Malaysian companies. Report mentions some Chinese product as well.

On the tainted biscuits, AVA requires the importers and retailers to withdraw the affected Malaysian-made biscuits from sale with immediate effect. Products have been duly listed down. Sounds serious. It goes on to say that "All the 17 affected products will be destroyed under AVA's supervision". Sounds very serious indeed.

Later in page 3 of the results, it says that "based on the level of melamine levels detected by AVA, a consumer can safely take in..." Here, I will quote a few examples, of the "tolerable levels for an adult of 60kg weight (amount daily over a lifetime)"

• Hello Kitty Strawberry Cream Filled Biscuits (20g per pack) - 342 packs!
• Julie's Golden Kaka Crackers (500g per pack) - about 6 packs
• Khong Guan Assorted Biscuits (1 kg/tin) - 5 tins.

This is the part that I went....what the fuck??!! For adults, it is safe to take up to 5 tins of 1kg per tin of Khong Guan Assorted Biscuits? That's effing 5 kilos of biscuits a day! Over a life time before it is dangerous! Come on... who would eat 5kg of biscuits for the rest of his or her life? Or 6 packets of Julie's Golden Kaka Crakers. I am sure you will go gaga before the 2nd pack is over. Crackers indeed. or 342 packets of cream filled biscuits?

In short - the biscuits are safe for consumption. No one in the right mind will eat that much to suffer the ill effects of melamine in the biscuits. If somewhere were to eat that much biscuits, that poor chap might be obese or be dead from diabetics way before melamine gets him or her.

So, looks like some governments are just doing hell a lot of fear mongering. If you test any food product, bet my ass some lead will be present. Bet you there is mercury in fish too. But as long as the levels are low, they are safe. In any case, common sense calls for moderation.

Since the Singaporean government is at it, why not ban the following products: Johnny Walker - surely the consumer will be dead with just two bottles (1litre each), if consumed daily for less than a month! Or ciggies... proven to be dangerous. Hell - even drinking 12kg can of Coca Cola a day would cause serious problems. 12kg of water itself could lead to death - will someone please ban tap water? And don't even get me started on McD or Burger King. Those definitely sound more dangerous than the 'tolerable level' of biscuits. It is realistic to eat two Big Macs a day and die of a heart attack in a year or two - assuming a lack of exercise too. Not even a lifetime. Last check, nasi lemak was a killer too.

So, what the fuck? If I were the biscuit manufacturers, I would have sued the Singaporean Government. After all, they are such a small market, but putting up so much bad publicity. To be fair, the idiot of the Malaysian Health Minister was even holding a tin of Khong Guan biscuits during a press conference for added effect. That picture made it to the front page. I feel like sponsoring 6kg of perfectly good, untainted with melamine, Khong Guan assorted biscuits and ask him to finish in a day. I would love to see that!

For the record, I have no vested interest in the biscuit or FMCG industry. It's just sheer stupidity that gets on my nerves.

Pan or Fire

I got a duress call from a lenglui. It started off well enough. She was indeed extremely happy and excited that she got a new job offer. That's when I turned it into a duress for her. Evil me. No bloody wonder she isn't dating me.

Let's call her Indy. Indy has been trying to change jobs for the last 12 months. Reasons are unclear but she did sight workload and bad pay. Fair enough. On Friday night, she was so happy to message me to say she was offered a new job and she accepted it. Resigned immediately and her current boss counter-offered, saying that he would pay what the new company is offering.

Indy, being a very pretty (tall, slim with a nice set of racks), told her boss an amount a lot higher than the actual offer. In any case (this is when beauty plans a part), the boss agreed, albeit verbally. She must be a good worker too. In any case, she wants to have the last laugh and told me she won't be accepting the offer. Yup, the grass does look greener on the other side.

I then proceeded to test if the grass was indeed greener. Things started to unravel at an alarming rate. Firstly, this new company didn't even give her a formal offer. It was just a short email. WTF. She accepted that offer and resigned from her current job. She didn't have a clue as the benefits, amount of annual leave or working hours. She sort of assumed it was a five day week.

Indy did ask for a formal letter, but the new boss apparently said they were busy with a new project. What the eff. Sure tells me how much they value their employee. Also, it does sound like this company is somewhat unethical. More like too chinaman like. Bad practices all around.

She was happy that her pay would be 24% more. Yeah right. I broke the news to her that if it is not 35% more, it is not worth it. The reason is simple. For such a scumbag company, they may not honour the EPF (11% from employee and 12% from employer) and the tax, which I assume it to be about 7%. They will happily make the monthly deductions but will forward no money to the IRD nor the EPF. Now, this really got her worried. She told me it was a start up company. A risk of them running bust too.

Indy got so upset that she just went offline. Oh bugger. She could not handle the bad news. So, I texted her the solution. Easy. Just accept the counter offer. Now, start looking for another job. The next new job would even pay better. Hehehe. I am sure this is what Wally would do.

For all the free advice, she owes me a latte. Hmm. I was hoping something more hot and steamy. Que sera sera.

Pigs behind Wheels

The saying goes, if pigs can fly. I would say, if only pigs can drive. When it comes to creative parking, it is surely Malaysia Boleh!

Parking right next to a round-about appears to be perfectly normal for this lady. Heck, she even finds the time to chat.

Picture is taken outside a Chinese school, USJ 1. She appears to be picking up a young gal, after school at about 6.30pm.

Hmmm. Is this the example we wish to set for our children.

Another view of the pig in question. The number plate is WQG 9125. Wonder if it will show up as first price in the 4D draw tomorrow.

This was photographed outside a biscuit shop in Ipoh. The yellow line marks a bus stop. What the heck. This is not a quick dash down to grab something from the shop. This joker is here all day long. The owner even has stuff left on the car to sun.

Yes, Chinese area too. You know, some Chinese in Malaysia can be so racist. Saying that the Malays think that the whole country belongs to the Malays - just because the park by the mosque every Friday.

To me, when it comes to parking, it is equal opportunity for all. Everyone can park where ever they want. So, it is indeed the pot calling the kettle black. Hmmm.

Number plate: AFR 2211

WKR 4017 - hmmm. I wonder what goes on in her mind. She double parks. But do note the empty lots on the opposite site of the road. What the eff.

Is it that difficult to just park properly? Surely it cannot be that difficult. Lawlessness. Once again, this is for all. Regardless of race.

Another view of jokers stopping anywhere they like. Some say, it's the police's fault. Law enforcement is not strict. What idiots.

This is a scence from USJ 1, next to a tuition centre. Hey. Great example to the kids eh?

Some of them have such nice cars, but alas, money can buy style but cannot buy taste. It looks good, but it stops there. Gosh. This is just terrible.

Where to turn to for help.

After the frantic search for NGOs to help Liz, my colleague, did manage to find WAO. Women's Aide Organization. They provide a wide range of assistance to women. Their website is http://www.wao.org.my/.

OK, this is kindda a lazy post for me, coz the rest of the article is just a cut and paste from one of their pages. However, I think this information is darn important. Information herein is based on their website on the 10 August 2008. Do check for accuracy or just call the Telekom Malaysia Directory Services for assistance.

WAO SERVICES (MALAYSIA)

Refuge WAO provides a home to battered women and their children. The refuge is also a centre for WAO's activities relating to family, women and domestic violence issues.

Telephone Counseling Telephone counseling is available to deal with women's problems, crisis situations and to provide basic legal information.

Mon - Sat: 9:00 am - 5:00 pm
Thurs - Sun: 7.00 PM - 9.00 PM

Sexual Assault Helpline
A safe and confidential space for survivors of sexual assault to get emotional support, information and advice on their options and where to get further help.
Sat, Mon & Tues: 9.00 am - 6.00 PM
Wed, Tues & Fri: 9.00 am - 10.00 PM

Face-To-Face Counseling
Qualified social workers offer counseling sessions to women who may not necessarily seek shelter but want counseling. Appointments with social workers required.

Anak Angkat Programme
The Child Sponsorship Programme for the children of WAO's ex-residents. Monthly donations are made to meet the school expenses of a needy child.

Child Care Centre
A Centre for the children of WAO's ex-residents who have decided to live independently. The children are given a home, education at local schools and a support system to meet their physical, mental and emotional needs.

USEFUL CONTACTS

Women's Aid Organisation (WAO) 03-7956 3488 / 03-7955 4426
WAO Sexual Assault Helpline 03-7960 3030
All Action Women's Society (AWAM) 03-78774221 / 03-7877 0224

TELEDERA 1-800-883040
Women's Crisis Centre, Penang 04-228 0342
Befrienders 03-7956 8144 / 03-7956 8145

Cancerlink Foundation 03-7957 9310
Emmaus Centre 03-7957 7136
Pink Triangle 03-4044 5455 / 03-4044 5466

Malaysian Aids Council Infoline 03-707 7007
Bukit Aman General Line 03-2262 6222
Maid Abuse Hotline 03-2020999

University Hospital 03-7956 4422
General Hospital 03-2692 1044

Remember - help is only one phone call away.

Malaysian Media - How about raising the bar

It has been a long road since Merdeka. More than 50 years, coming to 51. Malaysian media, in particular the press, has come a long long way. But much is desired. My pet peeve is the lack of responsibility by the press. No, not to do with politics, but in humanity in general.

Suicides are the reality of our mortal world. But I hate the way it is reported. Firstly, why on earth would they report the method of suicide. In Australia, there are strict guidelines that methods of suicide shall not be reported. This is to prevent copycats. Or unintentionally giving the depressed bad ideas and causing self harm. Restrain would also assist the family of the victims - let's not put them under the spot light. It is obviously a time of crisis.

Frankly - why the eff is it important to report how someone killed themselves? Why would the public want to know? Isn't that just a cheap way to sell the papers? Come on guys. You can do better. I rather they put a naked girl on page three and to glorify someone's tragic end. While naked girls are a big taboo, reporting death in a careless manner is accepted by all.

In addition, all reports about suicide is usually followed by a paragraph - telling the general public that if they need help, they can call the Befrienders. Phone numbers would be included. The worse I've come across is, an article by The Star.

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2006/9/17/nation/15459534&sec=nation

This is an article about a lifeline to teens in trouble. Guess what? The Star did NOT even bother to publish the contact details of the organizations it writes about. A long article about WAO - Women's Aide Organization. But too bad - it doesn't tell the readers who to call. What the eff. What kind of value add is that article? Wonder who the heck can I raise a ruckus and kindda force them to adopt more stringent guidelines.

And yes, if you need someone to talk to, do contact the Befrienders. Their website is http://www.befrienders.org.my/

The image on the left is taken from their website. Sure hope it helps. Hey. There is help. There are people willing to help. It is just a phone call away.

The Ant and the Grasshopper

Here's a good story to summarize the situation in Malaysia. The Malaysian New Economic Policy (NEP) is not only a racist policy, but it only enriches a selected few. I am all for a policy which helps the poor, regardless of race.

Older Traditional Version

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs & dances & playsthe summer away.

Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper has no foodor shelter so he dies out in the cold.

Modern Malaysian Version

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant ' s a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving. TV1, TV2 & TV3 show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.

The majority of the Malaysian Parliament stunned by the sharp contrast.How can this be that this poor Grasshopper allowed suffering so?

Khairy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant ' s house. Nazri goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter. Most of the related people criticizes the Malaysia Government for not up holding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.

The local news paper & the Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the Grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for prompt support as against the wrath of God for non-compliance).

Deputy minister immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and Grasshoppers. Hishammudin makes 'More Special Reservation' for Grasshoppers in Educational Institutions & in Government Services.

The Ant; fined for failing to comply with 30% sharing and having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes; its home is confiscated by the Government and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by maju ---------. Prime Minister announces to the whole Malaysia that this is part of the NEP and all have to respect, no question ask and have to follow it.

Many years later The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar company. Hundreds of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere in Malaysia because of loosing lot of hard working Ants and feeding the Grasshoppers, Malaysia is still a developing country! Malaysia Boleh!

Inflation

An article on the NST today, which I think it is written by a doffus. It was commenting on inflation. The advice: spend less. What the heck? Who in the right mind would suggest that. Here's a story...



Let's say you got $100 at 5pm today. You know that when you wake up tomorrow morning, the price of bread would have increased from $1 to $2, rice from $40 to $80. What would you do? Keep the money? Of course no. You spend all of it. Why keep the money (which is just paper with some fancy printing) and loose the value.



So, how could this doffus tell the rakyat to spend less? The rakyat should be doing better things with their money to beat inflation. Spend prudently, but for crying out loud, please do not keep cash! I actually learnt about this back in my uni days. Back then, I too, was a doffus.



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The Sun newspapers certainly did cheer me up a great deal this morning. It did bring the full meaing of the word 'priceless'. It ran a picture of Datuk Abdul Karim Mansor. Mansor is the state assemblyman for Tanjong Sepat, I think. A couple of days ago, he was leading a huge group to protest a pig farm in Tanjong Sepat, calling the present government insensitive. He said that Muslim rights were being threatened.





Picture from http://www.sun2surf.com/article.cfm?id=21559. Click on link to read the whole article.



Then, the Sun published this picture. It is Mansor, thumbs up in a pig farm in Germany. (at least it looks like him, may sound like him, but it may not be him. Now, say "Thank you, Lingam.") Hahaha. Why thumbs up? Because he wanted to start a company which owns the pig farm and collect levy for every pig. Back then, there was no Muslim rights being treatened. As long as he gets the money, Muslim or no Muslim, thumbs up!



Way to go BN! They may be bad at running the country but it sure gives my day a good start - laughter! That's a good painkiller too.

MP Longkang

Big news on The Star, a government controlled newspapers. Member of Parliament (MP), Azlina Othman, who is now the Minister for Tourism is busy cleaning up some garbage. This is the classical MP Longkang - or Drain MP.

In the past, the rakyat (citizens) used to be very happy when their MP could get the town councils to clean the drain. But heck, the year is 2008 and MP Longkangs are now obsolete. Most of the MP Longkangs lost their pants during the last general elections. Guess what? Someone forgot to send a memo to Azlina to tell her not to be a MP Longkang or Minister Longkang.

Can you believe it? Your MP or Minister is busy cleaning up some garbage, when clearly that's someone's job scope? This is a similar problem in Nible2. Engineers love to do the job of a technician. The technicians will end up doing a operator's work. The managers? Of course, they will be doing the engineers work. Who's the manager then? It's call no management. Nothing new here.

Some say I am mean, but I think I am being very fair. I keep telling my staff. If they (executive staff, such as Marketing Executives) are caught doing administrative work (such as being a typist for the week), I will ask Nible2 to only pay them what a typist is worth. I don't deny that the statement can be mean, but hey, do your job.

My HR manager is another idiot. He prefers hiring managers, with the rational that managers can do the job of the executives. He doesn't like to hire executives because they can only work as executives. So, Nible2 ends up with tonnes of managers without any executives. I once told that idiot, why don't he fires all the cleaners in Nible2? That will save some money. After all, managers can clean toilet.

At times like this, I really feel like asking them. "Can you please look out of your window and tell me what's the colour of your sky? In my planet, it's blue."

MP Longkang Azlina hard at work. She is no more than a grossly overpaid drain cleaner. Of course, this joke of the day was proudly brought to you by Barisan National, picture from http://www.thestar.com.my/.

Who Said Malaysians Do No Read

I was in Time Square recently, and I was rather proud to see fellow Malaysians enjoying a book or two.



This chap was fast asleep, but to the very least he was not snooring.

This chap was definately reading, but he is getting way to comfy - removing his shoes. At least it didn't smell - from where I was sitting!

Random blogs on Malaysian politics

I cannot believe that this Mohammad Taib is back in the scene. He was the former MB who forgot to declare a huge sum of money in an Australian airport years back. His excuse - he could not read English well and therefore could not understand the signboard. What a scumbag. And the sleeping Prime Minister has decided to make him a Senator this time around.

The federal Opposition should thank Pak Lah. At the rate BN is going, they will loose even more.

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What a joke on the Sunday papers to read that the Terengganu bunch from BN is now going to boycott the swearing in of the new MB. Just because the palace did not appoint their suggested guy, they want a boycott. Aren't that disrespectful to the royalty? They condemned Lim Kit Siang when he called for a boycott. Lim Kit Siang was stupid to have said that. Now, it is BN's turn. I sure hope they be all made persona non grata for the state of Terengganu.

What goes around comes around.

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And it is now BN's turn to worry about defection of the MPs to the opposition. Years back, PBS (who was against BN back then) lost the state of Sabah when one of their exco members defected to BN. BN celebrated it. Now, BN is calling to amend the constitution to prevent party hopping. BN says party hopping is unfair, unethical. What a joke.

Firstly, BN still wants to amend the constitution as and when they like. They haven't learn their lesson from the elections 2 weeks ago. The good news is, they want to amend it to their liking. To their advantage.

Secondly, always remember... what goes around comes around.

Wind of Change

Well well, what a welcome back from Germany. Such interested general elections results for Malaysia. Here's some of my thoughts on the general elections...

We were in Germany, all excited with the results. It was indeed a shock. BN has lost a couple of states. Big win for the 'opposition'. But we all concluded that it was for the better. BN could no longer do as it wishes.

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Big news today, Umno members had an illegal street protest in Penang. Wow! Back in the days when the Opposition had illegal street protest, they were jailed and sometimes locked up under ISA - jailed without trial that is. So, is the Federal Government about to jail their own bunch for illegal protest? A protest WITHOUT police permit? This if fun to watch.

Now UMNO know what it is like to be the opposition.

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NEP. BN is just confused. There are people against the NEP but it is not because of race or because they don't want the Malays to progress. Here are some questions:

Where the leaky pipes episodes sponsored by a NEP contractor?
How about the uncompleted collapsed building in Kedah? Also by NEP?
Or the bridge, which also collapsed in Kedah? Yet another NEP product?

Hello! It is time to wake up! It has nothing to do with race. It has to do with sheer incompetency. If they don't wake up, I guess they will be the Opposition by 2012.

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Heavens knows why they are calling DAP the opposition in Penang. Bad luck, they are now the ruling party and BN is the Opposition. Looks like BN and all its controlled media are still badly confused.

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Based on a report on The Star, BN managed only 51% of the vote, which is far less than 60% of the seats in Parliament they control. Guess the message is clear. They are very close to be shown the door. And yet, they still do not have a clue what they have done wrong.

The fact is rather simple. What bothers people the most is something close to home. Town councils. And since we have no say over our town councillors, the next best thing is to boot the state government out. That's exactly what happened.

No one cares if KLCC has the tallest towers. But I would be swearing and cursing if they took away the field and built bloody shop lots there. That's what they've tried to do many times. And the good news - we kicked Lee Hwa Beng's ass! He was the state exco member. Every few months, there would be a new application to build something on the field. Come on! No means no. How many times can the residents protests? Better solve these problem once and for all, for the next five years at least!

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The best news from this elections - Malaysians have shown that they are a matured bunch. Based on statistics, voting was not done based on race. Voting was also not done based on the number of wasteful banners and posters one puts up. Voting was not done based on the impressive advertisements on newspapers. Not on empty promises.

Voting was done to send a message. Loud and clear. And it was done!

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Nett nett, it is a good wake up call. Most Malaysians are worried - wow, change of government. To be honest, most countries - Australia, UK, USA, change governments every so often. This is indeed a big step forward for Malaysia. I dare say - this is something Singaporeans have yet to achieve. A level of maturity equivalent to developed countries. This is truly Malaysia Boleh!

The Ugly Side of Malaysian Politics - by the ruling party, that is!

These are some images which I have received from a friend, by email. The blog which it has been taken from is noted in the image.

This is about the ugliest side of Malaysian politics. I have to note that this does NOT represent the views of the man on the street in Malaysia - which brings one thing to mind - why the heck are these guys representing the people? They should be all voted out. And yes, if you must know, they certainly do NOT represent me.

How to measure success, or the lack of it

Measurements has is the keystone to modern science. For something to be successful, it must be measurable. Otherwise, how could one know if things are improving or otherwise.


My resolution this year is to be more healthy and to loose at least 4 inches off my waist line. Not a great achievement, but it is something realistic. So, to measure my success, a measuring tape will do. Happy to have one.


I have also been on a look-out to purchase a scale to measure percentage of body fat. I have searched the internet many times, to no avail. Visited some shops in 1U, Summit and Mid Valley - no, no such luck either. Could this be more elusive than getting another fuck buddy?


What bugs me is this. In Malaysia, there is a health craze. Gyms are mushrooming. Everyone wants to be on a diet, wants to look good. Well, that's actually good. Malaysians shall be healthier. So then, why isn't a scale to measure body fat be easily available? Surely, these people must be serious with what they do.

Or is this a simple example - some people do things for the sake of doing it, rather than why they do it? So many have complained - we work out hard, but we put on weight. To me, that's true. And that's right! Why? Simple - muscles have higher density than fat. So, the harder one works out, the more muscles they have, and the less fat. Naturally, that will mean that body weight will go up.

Body weight will also increase if we eat too much and build up fat. So, how do we know if we are on the right track? Measure weight and percentage of body fat! Please, I've seen friends going to first class gyms, but no one informed that. All those buff personal trainers failed to inform them what really matters.

Measure up! Wise up!

General Elections

Well well, less than a month, the general elections will be held in Malaysia. This brings only one item to mind:

Politicians, like diapers, should be changed often for the same reason!

How true. Yes, that was a popular saying in Australia and I certainly subscribe to it.

The key problem in Malaysia is, the ruling party holds more seats that absolute majority (way more than 2/3s of Parliament). As such, they could freely pass and ammend any laws. There is no check and balance. The ruling party will always say:

"Any member of the party can object to the proposed Bill, so, there is no need for the Opposition", said during election time.

In reality, which has happened in the past, members who were against the proposed Bill would be disciplined for 'not towing the party's line'. So, there is a clear need for a stronger opposition.

The Opposition, on the other had, is not entirely without flaws. In house fighting among the opposition parties are common. They also have a lack of clear direction, a manifest for the people. They are, oh well, very good opposition.

So, now, the big question. Who should I vote for? Sadly, yours truly will not be voting - I would be on business to Germany. Bummer. And I have been waiting five years for this opportunity to exercise my rights. Thank goodness I get laid way more often!

A sad tale indeed...

Just read in today's papers, a five year old kid was killed. The kid was sitting on his grandma's lap, travelling in a Toyota Vios along the North South Expressway. Their car was hit from the back by a Camry. Sadly, the grandmother was flung out of the car, killed. The kid suffered serious injuries from the impact, and died. The Camry ended up burnt.

This is really sad. Vios have fairly good safety features, yet two souls were lost. Once must remember, the seat belts are useless until we buckle up. Don't let a child sit on your lap. I have seen this countless times. Airbags are useless if you have a child on your lap. Please travel safe for your loved ones. The seatbelt is the only lifeline when things go wrong.

One good habit I picked up from my 4 years stay in Melbourne - we buckle up even in the back seat. Do it. It's free.

And another note, althought I have some very saucy posts, but not to the point of being explicit, I have safe sex. The only exception is with H. Anyone else, I use a condom. Some guys complain that condoms reduces the sensation. That's true - but the cause of it is, they are using the wrong ones! Condoms have sizes! Go check out the Durex website. They have various designs and the dimensions are clearly stated for each! Find one that fits well. I find Playsafe 003 fits me well, the rest is just way too tight and causes me to loose my erection. More on this later...

Please try to play safe, travel safe. I can only hope the victims can rest in peace.

Online Fishing

H has been very busy for the last few months, owing to her new business. I fully support her althought I get to have alot less 'action' with her. So, to compensate for the reduction of action with H, I am now looking for some friends with benefits a.k.a. fuck buddie / fuck buddy (FB).

So far, the search has been painfully slow. It has been almost a month since I've signed up and paid of for Silver Membership on Adult Friend Finder (AFF) and Gold Membership on Horny Matches.

I have had a fair bit of contact on AFF, with two gals replying to my messages. Sadly, they were interested in long term relationship and not just being FB. AFF is an active site, a fair bit of activities and a lot of new members. Definately the place to be to be on the look out for gals.

HornyMatches, unfortunately, has been disappointing. They have less members and a lot less activities. Some gals did contact me, but I suspect they are 'bots' - meaning automated / computerized replies rather than an actual person. In short, I will not be renewing my subscription here.

I have been thinking, would it help if I start being a male escort, or gigolo? What type of clients would one get? What does it take? A fit body? Good bedroom skills? And for crying out loud, how does one get it hard if the client happens to be a complete turn off (with an acknowledgement to the fact that one man's meat is another man's poison)?

And yeah, I have no contacts at all with MBAs - married but available ladies. Hmmm...what would attract them? Married men? Very young and verile guys?

More questions than answers, I tell you. And all I want is just a good lay, frequently.

I wanna get paid too...

Wow, imagine that - if you are called up to assist ACA with their investigations, they actually pay you! At least this is according to a Jayanti. She claims that the Anti Corruption Agency investigators paid her RM 3000 upon completion of interviews / investigations.

Surely one can understand - if the ACA does hand out reward money, who would assist the ACA. There has to be a carrot. With my information on Nible2, I could be paid millions.

And what more could be a better idea than to get lawyers to help judges to write judgements. There has been a huge backlog of cases by the various level of courts. Isn't it great that now, the highly paid lawyers can finally contribute to society - by writing judgements for courts, for and on behalf of the judges. Judges will just have to read it. Simple. Saves them time. Now, the judges can spend more time with their families, on holidays - to New Zealand perhaps.

They should have thought of this a lot earlier. There is finally light at the end of the tunnel. Now, everyone is happy and once again, only Malaysia Boleh.