Bad Habit : No response

Working in Nible2 has caused me to pick up some nasty habits. I have left Nible2 for almost 2 years now. I was fortunate enough to have someone point out some of the nasty habits I have picked up. Sadly, some of my good friends in Nible2 are still stuck with those nasty habits. I intend to write about these habits and hope it is useful to someone out there. Mind you, these habits are rampant - not just in Nible2.

So, the first habit I will write about is No Response, or known as NR. NR is a classification of dead chips when they do not respond to the test signals or respond with a power up sequence.

A lot of people has this NR habit. They do not acknowledge emails. No response to SMS. When they say they will call back, they don't. They do not pick up calls. Basically, NR.

This is very bad etiquette. If you are busy, just say "I got your email. I will read it in detail later as I am busy." That would be fine. Or reply to an SMS. It does not take a lot of time to reply. Come on - it would take 30 seconds at most. And yet, these are the people who will go home on time or spend hours for their lunch. I am OK with that, but please reply to messages.

A lack of response shows an indifference attitude. If you pick up these bad habits, you mind end up doing it to your loved ones. Bad habits usually will not have limits. They will extend to all concerns. And this is when it will seriously screw up one's life. In the competitive world, it is a huge difference between no response and a response. Most people out there are talking about the right response, and yet we have idiots who have NR.

More stupid comments

When they want to attack the opposition, they are willing to be idiots. Here's an example from The Star.

One clown is protesting that 20 cents per plastic bag. Root cause is, people forget to bring their own plastic bags. Instead, he wants to burn down the mosquito netting just to get rid of the mozzies.

Why are there such clowns out there? He should be reminding people to bring their own plastic bags - instead of giving out more free bags. And for some reasons, it is fine to chop down all the forest for us to carry stuff in a bag for 5 mins and dump it. What a douche bag.

Rethink charging 20 sen for plastic bag, Selangor told

KUALA LUMPUR: The Selangor state government has been urged to review its 20 sen charge for the use of plastic bags for its no plastic day campaign.

Fomca advisor Prof Datuk Hamdan Adnan said the move was only profiting the retailers and supermarkets.

He said if Selangor really wanted to make the programme a success, they should find better alternatives.

"We support the no plastic day campaign on Saturday. But the retailers are taking advantage of the campaign to sell the plastic bags and getting profit for it.

"We feel such a move has somewhat affected the campaign itself. If one plastic bag costs 20 sen, how much will a retailer make if 5,000 people have to buy these in a single day?" he said.

The campaign was initiated by Selangor on Jan 9 to reduce the usage of plastic bags, following similar measures in Penang.

Mohd Hamdan said it was better for retailers to convert its use of plastic bag to that made of biodegradable materials such as wood or rattan.

He said consumers should also cultivate the habit of taking their own bags when shopping. - BERNAMA

Hide them

When you think someone is coming after your kids, start hiding them. This can be a divorce case, which usually leads to a custody battle. This is only useful when the lawyers are hopeless or someone plays dirty. The 'someone' could be a corrupt judge, overzealous religious officers, criminals or thugs. I would say, stick to the court orders - but that's kind of difficult. So, take these steps before a court order has been issued on the custody of the child. In short - if you want to hide your kids even if the court orders you to surrender them to the other party - do it at your own risk. This article is also useful to make kidnapping more difficult.

Rule 1: Don't bother to pay lawyers too much to fight your case. Some of them are just blood suckers that will clean you and your ex-partner up. You might get a million bucks from your ex husband, but the lawyer's bill will be 1.2 million. You get the picture.

Rule 2: Time to wise up. Cholp Chop. Get moving!

The rest is just what to do for Rule 2. As a start, please remove all pictures of your kids from the internet - be it facebook or whatever. The latest trend is to post pictures of kids online. Damn stupid move. My parents didn't even allow strangers to take our photos. Why? With a photo, it makes kidnapping a hell a lot easier. It is damn difficult to kidnap a specific target when you do not have a clue how the person looks like. So, please remove all the photos, including those taken by friend and relatives that are posted online.

Next, take the latest photos. Photograph your kids - front and side view. Note their height, weight and birth-marks. These are for the 'recovery' team, in case they are kidnapped. At least if you want the police to look for them, you can show the police their' latest photos.You can use a private dick...that's private detective. But you will need photos. Keep two copies. One with you. One with your friend.

Have a secret friend. Choose a good friend that you can TRUST and is RELIABLE. This friend will be your 'check fail' alert. Tell this friend what is happening. Give this friend your emergency contact numbers, next of kin, your photos, your "mark's"photo, details of your "mark", photos of your kids and other pertinent information. This friend will be your escrow. You can choose more than one check-fail friend. No one must know who this check-fail friend is. No one must suspect or easily guess who this person is. The reason is unveiled in the next paragraph.

How the check fail will work is - your friend must receive a call or an SMS from you periodically. It can be on a daily basis. If he or she does not hear from you, this person will take a list of pre-planned action - like going to the police, inform your next-of-kin. Or if the check-fail friend knows you have been harmed, immediately make public of the "mark"'s secrets. When someone else knows the mark's secret, the mark will think twice before doing something stupid to you. Do NOT store the real name of your check fail friend on your phone. Give your check fail friend a new phone. Your check fail friend cannot be revealed easily. So, have the phone registered in your name, but held by your friend. Put in a dummy name in the phone's address book.

Who is the "mark"? The "mark" would be the bad guy. Don't ask me why I chose that term. Someone else must know the "mark" and all of the "mark's" dirtiest secrets.

Also, set up a duress system. If you use a phrase like " I want to screw tonite " or "HI, it's Janice here" - when you have informed your check-fail that if you use the name "Janice", it means you are in duress. You are forced to call your check fail. Again, have a prepared list of action. Like going to the police, or taking the kids away.

Now, go apply for passports for the kids. When you have the passports, the mark cannot apply for another set of passports easily. Immigration would give the mark a hard time. Even if the mark reports them missing, there is a long waiting period and even more restrictions. So, ensure that your kids have passports. You will need their birth certificates.

Assuming that the passports are done, you need to secure them. Put the passports in a secure location - perhaps a bank or with your mark. A bank is very secure. But if you need to take the kids out of the country fast, you might have to wait till the bank re-opens - especially on a weekend. So, the best is to keep it secured with your check-fail friend. It must be locked. Best is to have them in a fire resistant safe. The safe must be concealed - don't let anyone know you have a safe. Use a safe that is key operated. Forget the combination lock. It will be shit to open when you panic.

Now, keep a copy of your kids' photos and important information with the passports / check-fail friend. By now, you should know why this is required.

Also, make sure that your kids' birth certificates are kept in a bank. You won't need them urgently. Birth certificates are the kids' ID. If you have them, you have better 'possession' of your kids. Lock it up in a bank's safe custody box. Why? If the mark catches you, the mark cannot put you at gun-point or knife-point to handover the documents. That's difficult. You need to walk into the bank. Make sure your check-fail friend knows which bank and best if your friend can have access to the box. Banks allow two signatories. A good bank would be OUB in PJ. Use a bank that you do NOT normally go to. The mark must not suspect where the bank it. It makes it more difficult for him. Else, he can bloody bribe the bank manager and you are screwed.

And please don't give me the bullshit that the bank is far away, and you prefer something in your neighborhood. Remember. The mark is your husband or wife / ex. The mark has been very intimate with you. Fucked you, got two kids with you. The mark knows you. You have to now change the way you behave and your habits. Remember this at all times.

Change all the locks in your house. Change your car keys. Install an alarm system. If you already have one, change the PIN numbers of your alarm system. Change the autogate's PIN / code-decode number. Changing locks are expensive, and the rest is pretty much free. Use better locks, such as Yale. Please don't use Sonnex or some unknown locks. Locks by ASSA ABLOY are pretty good. Yale is one of them. Use those. Ensure that your check-fail friend has access to your house - in the event of an emergency. If you can, chance your car. Have another mobile number. Use the new mobile number. However, do NOT terminate the old number - else the mark will be suspicious. Keep your mark comfy. And please do not rely on your dog to keep you safe - especially when your dog knows your mark well. Keep a new dog if you have to.

Set up a new bank account - one that is in you name only at a bank you do not normally use. If the court orders your accounts to be frozen, at least you have something stashed away. Get one or two new credit cards. Better still, have an overseas bank account. It is damn easy to start an account in Singapore. Stash some money there. Have an account with a Visa or Master Debit Card. You will be able to access your funds worldwide. Set up the account with internet access. Also, ask the bank to provide you with the SWIFT Code. You need the code to transfer money / wire money into the account. It would take time before a Malaysian Court order is enforced in Singapore. By the way, if you are really planning to leave Malaysia for good, you can max out your Malaysian credit cards when you are away and forget about them. But that's only if you want to be away for long term.

The kids. Make sure you brief them that they are only to see you. If I were you, move them to a new school immediately. Do NOT let they stay with your parents. It is fucking convenient and free to have your parents as baby sitters, but your mark knows how to get to them. So, screw that idea. Move them to another district - if you are in PJ, consider Cheras. Better if it is a place your mark is not familiar with. If your mark has gang connections, the gangs won't be able to work well out of their territory. That's why is so damn important to chose somewhere your mark is not familiar with.

Babysitters or a proper tadika is a good choice to keep your kids. Why? They issue receipts. Receipts are useful in courts. When the courts hear your case 3 years later, you can bloody prove that you have been taking care of your kids. Your mark didn't contribute anything. You cannot prove that easily if your parents were babysitting them - or worse still, when your parents are no longer around to give evidence. That's a bad situation to be in. Sure, it can cost more, but there are always cheaper play-schools or babysitters out there. Keep the receipts.

Australia and Thailand are a good choice for running away. Why? Malaysian Court orders are not recognized in those countries. I may be wrong, but I think there is no extradition treaty with Thailand and Australia. So, be prepared to go to those countries. Singapore is a good transit point. You don't need a visa to get there. It is a safe country. Hide somewhere.

The worst case scenario would be to skip the country. Be prepared to do this. I am no expert here, but you can start thinking. Pack up your documents and be prepared to be on-the-go. Or at least store them somewhere - in a bank - and your friend can collect and send them to you. Identify highways and escape routes. Know who to call in case of emergency. Do note - you only have to skip the country until your kids are 18 (or 21). By then, they are adults and they are free!

Some tips on how to slow down your mark, in case of emergency. For example - when you know your mark is about to make a serious move - do some nasty stuff on him or her. If you have a joint bank account, empty it. Report cheques have been misplaced. Cancel his credit cards - or help him report them stolen. This is only possible if you know the card details. Cancel his phone line, or report SIM card has been stolen. Stuff like this. Make it difficult, but try not to break any laws.

Always remember to love your kids. They are victims too. Don't take it out on them. If you cannot manage, call some NGO, or write to me. I am unsure if I can help, but I would listen.

Custody battles are always ugly - usually made worse by overzealous "religious" officers. On top of that, justice is cheap in Malaysia. That's sad and that's why I am posting this entry.

When Justice is For Sale - at a discount!

H got a call recently. It was a weird situation. Her female friend, married with two kids - was asked to signed some divorce papers by the husband. This couple has marital issues for some time. Allegedly, the husband now wants to marry a Muslim lady. Thus, the man now has to convert to be a Muslim. Naturally, his father disowned him. Father is rich - and this is the important point of the whole story. The man is a lazy bum, allegedly. The father loves the two kids (the grandchildren).

The weird part now begins. The lady (H's friend), wants to know a good lawyer who can help her. News has it, her husband wants the two kids. The lady reckons that in Boleh Land, the Muslims will take her kids away and she will not be heard fairly in court. In the mean time, life goes on as usual for her.

Why strange? Try giving a dog a piece of bone. What will it do? It will take the bone, go somewhere and eat it. Especially when another dog is around. It will hide and eat the bone. What I am trying to say is, if you know someone wants to take the kids away, why the fuck would life be as usual? She has to be dumb and think that lawyers can solve everything. That's true - if you have VK Lingam.

But I am sure a great guy like VK Lingam won't be cheap. She won't even be able to afford a decent lawyer. Some lawyers quoted her RM 5000 and she doesn't want to pay up. Don't blame her. They are no VK Lingam.

Back to the story - she is still trying to find a lawyer. Kids are with her mother.

Let me get this right. This has nothing to do with Islamic law. It is the way law (be it Islamic or Civil) that is implemented in this country that is damn shit worrying. I mean, look - a learned Tun Eusoff Chin ruled that selling stolen property is legal. What the fuck? The stolen land still belongs to the wrongful owner till date. Screwed up right? So, imagine how it is like when they implement their version of Islamic law?

Honestly, I would be damn comfortable if Nik Aziz implemented Islamic law. At least I know he is fair and he is honest. It's just like sports. We don't mind if it is soccer or female volley ball - just ensure that the rules are fair. Under BN - nothing is fair. VK Lingam is not charged. The judiciary was for sale - mind you - for only trips to New Zealand and handphones. Shit. That's kind of a drop off. It's too cheap.

So, I have given H's friend my two cents worth. Screw the legal system - be it the Syariah Court or the Civil Courts. I don't know much about the Syariah Courts, but it doesn't look too good in the same light as the Civil Courts. More on that in another posting - and more on what I told H's friend

Wakey wakey...

This is what someone wrote to the Editor at The Star

Overseas newspaper paints bad image of Malaysia

LAST week, I was in Bangalore, India and stayed at the Ista Hotel. The newspaper provided is DNA (Daily News & Analysis).

On its Feb 22 edition, the newspaper provided damaging information about Malaysia under “yourworld” which gives a brief description of countries around the world daily.

DNA provided a brief description of our history, population, economic activities etc.

However, there was a paragraph that described Malaysia as a destination and transit point for the trafficking of women and children for sexual purposes.

The newspaper quoted that the information is from the CIA Factbook.

What have Wisma Putra and our embassy in India and US doing to correct this wrong information?

TAN CHEE WAN,

Subang Jaya.

Here's my reply:

Mr. Tan - bad news - it is time for your to wake up. And for the politicians to stop keeping the public in the dark. Unfortunately, the CIA Handbook and the DNA got it right. Yes, Malaysia is a transit point for drugs and human trafficking. Period.

Why do you think Dr. M has asked for the world's first electronics passport. Malaysia is the first to use a chip in a passport. That's because the problem of forged and tampered passport is rampant. Not through our own doing, but almost anyone can pass off as a Malaysian because we are multi-racial. To top it up, Malaysians are allowed entry into EU and UK without visa. So, the bad guys love our passport for human and drug smuggling. Don't believe me? Try selling your Malaysian passport in the black market. It will fetch RM5000, at least. Mind you, that's bloody illegal.

All the 'boat' people to Australia do stop by Malaysia. They land at KLIA, then take a boat (illegal) to Indonesia. It is time we tighten our borders, not "tutup satu mata" (close an eye). It is a shock and a very rude awakening, but what DNA India has publish, unfortunately is true.

Quad Action

It could have been a quad core processor by Intel, but alas, it is still multi tasking. H and I has gotten to like this Quad Action. Here's how it goes. H lies flat on the bed on her sexy tummy. Keeping her lights together, I fuck her from the back. No, not anally, but just a hard dick into a pussy. I almost lie flat on her too. My dick is at a weird angle, but it gives her more satisfaction. Apparently, it rubs hard against her G spot.

I would then put another hand under her. Fingers on her clit. I ensure my fingers are wet. So, as I fuck her, I massage her clit. For my other hand, I rest my weight on the elbow. But I bend my arm just nicely so it gives her boob a massage. And maybe pinch her nipple. Hehehe. Up to this part, it is Triple Action.

The last action is harder to achieve. She twists her head a little, and we French Kiss. All these while I am fucking her, fingering her clit and massaging her boob. If I cannot kiss her, I would stick my touch into her ear and gently kiss it.

It drives her really wild. All hot and wet. Not a bad thing to try if you wanna "over" simulate your gf....hehehe. Will do more with H. That's for sure.

Fucking Busy

It was more of a case of busy fucking. H was with me last nite. We started our sessiona d t 11pm and finished only at about 1.30am. Did H in many positions, including masturbating her. She must have 'cummed' about 5 times. At least. She was in this sexy little undies. Gosh. That could turn a gay guy straight. As usual, we fucked again when we got up. She started by giving me a blowjob. Then, she got wet herself. So, we fucked for about 45 mins. She was real loud. And her pussy was very tight this morning. Last night, she was soaking wet.

In any case, no more fucking tonight. We will rest. More updates later.

I woke up this morning...

Typically, I would wake up with a hard-on. But since my session with H yesterday, my 'didi' (little brother) is still happily awake. The problem lies on a upper part of my torso. What to eat for breakfast?

That's a damn difficult question. I have been craving for some good dim sum. Foh San in Ipoh is too far. In PJ, there's Ah Yat - but they don't start too early and it is a bit far too. And H would still be asleep till late. When it comes to that, most of my lazy bugger friends are still in bed.

Another option would be beef noodles in Seremban. I miss that too. There's a branch in Seremban market - actually, that's the original stall. Haven't had that for some time. There are two more branches - King's (in old Seremban town) and Quinn's (Kemayan Square). I prefer the one in the market.

No good Indian food in Subang Jaya either. No matter how good, I miss Ramasamy from Seremban - when it was 20 years ago. That was good Indian food. Alas, even Ramasamy today is not as good as it was 20 years ago.

Chow kuey teow, chee cheong fun - the better ones are in Penang or Ipoh. Sadly, those here are usually done by a bunch of Bangla workers. How can those be any good?

Even my pan mee this morning was done by a bunch from Mynmar. Not good! Sigh. I guess I have to start cooking again. Or maybe hire an Indon maid to cook for me. Hahaha.

Go baby, go

After months of trial and error, and lots of manual data logging, I have come to the following conclusion about my car's fuel consumption. It can get up to 16.5km/l. It can be as bad as 12.5km/l.

Here's a summary of my findings:

1. Automax does work. At worst, it will improve efficiency from 11.5km/l to about 12.5-13.5km/l. 13.5km/l is typical for jams in KL.
2. Driving on highways yields better mileage, butt here's a catch. Driving at 100km/h is the best. It can give me up to 17.5km/l. That's the best I've recorded. Typically, it would be about 15.5km/l.
3. Driving at 130km/l reduces efficiency to about 14.0km/l. That's a big difference.
4. Following a large vehicle - say a big bus - at 100km/l saves petrol too. But to keep a safe distance and understand the risk involve.
5. Shell Fully Synthetic oil gives a smooth ride, but it is expensive. I have noticed that they are good for about 9oookm per oil change.
6. As such, I have tried a TOTAL 3litre for Kancil. It has a SAE of 5W. This is good. About the same as Shell Fully Synthetic, needs to be changed at 5000km and a lot cheaper. 3L is more than enough (about the minimum mark) for my Proton car. This also eliminates the need to store excess engine oil.
7. The air filter plays a major role in fuel consumption. I use a filter that cost about RM 12. It must be change every 6000 to 7000 km. That's all it is good for. More than that, consumption goes up. Cleaning a used filter with compress air doesn't do the job. After all, why not spend RM 12, and get about 10% more from a tank full. If a tank full is RM 60, two tank fulls, we have recovered cost (ROI). After that, it is sheer savings.
8. Spark plugs. I am back to NGK plugs. They last a bit longer of about 20000 km. Notice I have to change them often - else, consumption goes up.
9. As for fuel, I favour Caltex, BHP and Shell - in that order. RON 95 is good enough. I use RON 97 or Shell VPower occasionally to clean my engine. RON 97 burns hotter than RON 95 (according to my US friend), so that helps get rid of carbon in the engine.

In conclusion, the best efficiency is when my engine oil is new (say Total SAE 5W), new air filter, new spark plugs, Automax at 1ml per 20L of fuel using Caltex Tetron 95, driving down a highway behind a bus at 100km/l. I drive twice a month to JB from KL - so, I do get enough of reliable data.

Cash rewards for the police?

Our friend Hisham has suggested that police stations that perform well should be rewarded with cash. What a retard. Why on earth should we give out more money for people to work? He should fucking sack those who cannot perform. Those who can perform, give them a promotion. End of story. How on earth can he have a jackpot system to reward police stations? What if they all work hard? Double everyone's salary? And will the reward be more than the bribes police can collect?

Our politicians are really out of ideas. Only stupid ideas from them. And Najib has nothing to say at all about all these. Fuckers. Will someone now send me a cheque for following the speed limit?

Shaved Balls

Was doing some work at my home office today and decided that my privates needed a haircut. Badly. I could shave the hair of my balls - it's nice and smooth now. Sadly, I can only trim my pubic hair. Shaving causes many in-grown hair and that's extremely painful. In addition, it looks terrible too - spotted with puss and looks like I've a serious case of VD.

I won't recommend shaving for everyone, but I think we should know how to keep our privates tidy. Tonnes of people spend heaps of money on hair, make-up etc, but still with a ice-age private. I have been thinking for some time - why not start a business that caters for the privates?

P1 Potong or P1 Sotong

I am now using P1 for my new house. At times, the darn thing works very well. At other times, it sucks. It is not very fast, but better than Maxis or Celcom. Yet to try DiGi here (Kota Kemuning). Using P1's test tools, I can get a good reading. I do notice that changing the DNS server to OpenDNS helps (especially with Streamyx).

For all DNS server changes, the settings must be made at the modem (DSL or P1) for it to be effective. I have noted that changes on the PC (Windows Vista / 7) is kind of useless.

Back to P1. What's the verdict? I will keep it for now. I am unsure if I would want it in the long term. It isn't that much cheaper. It isn't any faster than Streamyx. The only good thing is, my Streamyx service is heck a lot better in USJ since P1 has been launched. TM has fibre optics to the area now. I wonder what took those buggers so long.

In short, regardless is P1 Wimax useful or not, it sure has Streamyx / TM pulling up their socks. Competition is always good.

Back in action

Well, it has been a bloody long time since I've updated my blog. Many things have happened and I will try to update as many as I can. I am back in action - in more than once sense of the phrase.

H and I have gone steady again. We have been at it for at least every other day. She is hotter than ever in bed. Yummy! Or at least that's what she says when she swallows my cum. Hehehe. Next session would be tomorrow. Again, H is a great lover. She is trying to get a few friends with nice boobs for me to have fun with. She wants to video those session. I won't mind.

To sidetrack, I got a house and it was handed over in November 2009. More on that later. Furnished it with a queen size bed and the fucking action has started with H. Since I am going steady with H on a open-relationship basis ( we get to fuck whoever we want, but there are terms), H has a set of my house keys.

As far as M is concerned, I am meeting up with her less often. She's busy with work and is getting a bit to demanding, not to mention sticky. Not a good sign. Will have to 'dump' her for good. Venue is also a problem as I have to do her in a hotel. Since M is getting sticky, I dare not even tell her I have a house of my own.

Sometime last December, I did get a fuck-buddy in Kepong. A divorcee. Not great body but nice boobs. She has a place on her own, so venue is never a problem. She is very demanding in terms of time - but more on that in another posting. BJ is just ok - kindda painful. She hates giving it anyway. And her pussy smells terrible. Gosh. I have no idea why. She did see a doctor eventually and she has some sorts of infection. Hope she got that cleared. In any case, have decided not to 'continue' with her.

Wishing all lots of sexy and hot action to come / cum this year. Have fun!

How to Keep Pussies Away

This is not the usual subject of my post, as I would prefer to attract pussies for some hot sex. Recently, some pussies have irked me. The bloody cats is. Cats somehow has the illusion that my garden is their toilet.

So, if you cannot beat them, join them. This was my friend's idea and I have validated it. It works. Animals mark their territory. So, all I needed was a bigger animal to piss in my garden. In the absence of a tiger, I collected my own piss and ... oh well, you know the rest of the story. No, I didn't piss directly onto my own lawn. That would have killed the grass and I might be in police custody by now. Not very smart.

I collected some piss, diluted it with 10 parts of water and watered my lawn with it. It makes fantastic fertilizer and yes, it kept the pussies away. I 'piss' on a weekly basis, unless it rains - then I would have to piss more often. By the way, piss does not smell when it is fresh. Urea is odorless. However, if left to decay (due to consumption by bacteria), urea will breakdown to ammonia. Ammonia stinks. So, use your piss while it is fresh. If it smells even when fresh - go seek medical attention!

A less gross method would be to feed a cat - which also means keep a cat. It better be a strong cat to keep the rest out of the garden.

Did a Wally, Again!

I did a Wally again. It has been about a year since I leave Nible2 and you guess it right, I have been hired back to be their Consultant. One-year's salary in three months. And the work is actually done by someone else. Wahaha (evil Catbert laugh)! Not too bad at all. Good thing I left Nible2. Otherwise, I would still be stuck on a small expired packet of peanuts at the end of every month.

A new Natuional Holiday?

A new Natuional Holiday, yelled the NST. Guess that could be a new word. Why is the government so fond of declaring public holidays in Malaysia? Frankly, I think we hardly work hard enough here. Too many holidays. I like holidays, but when it is work, work hard. When party, party hard. Declaring a holiday without rhyme or reason is worrying. We must be the only country in the world celebration two national days - one is Merdeka, the other Malaysia Day.

Other public holidays that I would suggest:

1. Tunku Abdul Rahman's Birthday
2. Dr. M's Birthday - for his contribution to the country. Could also be called Japanese Culture Appreciation Day for Tun's Look East policy. (and I do not mean appreciate the adult DVDs from Japan).
3. Mooncake Festival - feel free to suggest more holidays based on culture.
4. Anti Corruption Day - on the day poor Teoh Beng Hock was found outside the MACC office.
5. Act of God Day - to reflect how lucky we are in Malaysia and be thankful
6. Fucking Day / Asmara Day - married couples are encouraged to have sex and be 'mesra' with each other. Terengganu has packaged a free honeymoon for couples who want to divorce (fuck, if I get a free holiday, I would file for 'divorce' too). So, why not extend it to the whole country? Single guys and gals can jerk off on that day - no pun intended.
7. Nasi Lemak Day / Malaysian Food Day. A day to promote all food which we intended to patent and claim that it is Malaysian.
8. Tan Sri Zeti Day - For Zeti who is doing a great job as the Malaysian Bank Governer.

Well, I guess that should be enough. Not sure if there is a need to celebrate anti-terrorist day (on the day Altantuya was bombed) or the day Parameswara landed in Melaka. Or perhaps when Hang Tuah was killed. How about a day to remember Francis Light? Or Chin Peng's surrender?

'Girlfriend' training

Mandy is fantastic in bed... after some good training that is. When I first started out as her fuck-buddy, it was terrible. Back then, she hated oral sex - both giving and receiving. She would like to have sex, but kind of passive. Would give a blowjob, but you could tell she disliked it. No way she would let me cum in her mouth.

It has taken many months of training before I can say she's fantastic in bed. For me at least. How to train? When we first started, she didn't even want oral sex - me giving her that is... So, over time and in some sessions, I would sneak in a little oral sex for her. When I had the chance to lick her pussy, I made sure she got an orgasm, or two. Wow! Suddenly, it had change it all. She started to shave - I told her it would be easier for me to eat a clean pussy. Now that she has figured out how good oral sex is, she started sucking my cock. I would have to give her lots of feedback on what feels great and what's painful.

Over time, her blowjobs became fantastic. I hinted at her that my favorite was to cum in her mouth. However, I made it a point to tell her that I would cum. Still leave it to her to decide if she allowed a CIM. Naturally, one day, she liked the idea of CIM and swallowed. Hehehe. This is what I call girlfriend training.

Another thing, when I fucked her, I made sure she has had enough before I stop. Apparently, she disliked her previous partners as they didn't quite care for her. Just fucked her and shot their load. Selfish bastards.

Again, key part of girlfriend training:

1. It must be fair. If I want my dick sucked, I better enjoy licking her pussy.
2. It must be fun for her. Make her cum, again, and again.
3. Never force her to do anything. Respect her. Don't ever CIM without her knowledge.
4. Watch lots of porn together. I'll post in another article on how to train gf to watch porn!

Malaysia, a Liberal Country Indeed.

Now that Isa has won the by-elections, and Najib says that Isa has paid his dues and can be given a second chance, I do wonder how this new situation can benefit me. What if...

I hire a bunch of 16 year old gals, real sweet, sexy and perhaps even slutty. I have sex with them. Or even bugger my sexytary, who is 21. Indeed, sex with minors and anal sex is against the law. So is bribery to buy votes. But, let's us say, my boss catches me and suspends me from work for about say, 2 years. Does that mean I don't have to be charged in court? After all, I have been punished by employers for screwing other employees, kind of like Isa being punished by UMNO. It's all an internal matter, within the same company. Hmmm. Should I start hiring some sexy sluts? Young ones too... This indeed opens up many opportunity / pussy for me to fuck.

If a brother rapes his younger sister, and the father punishes the boy, does that mean there is no police case? Or if mother abuses or murders her daughter, and the husband chains her up and punishes her, then, she doesn't need to be charged in court? Family matter mah. And they have all paid their dues, according to Najib.

I am not sure what the law says about all this. Kind of fuzzy right? Time to give Lingam a call to see if he can help clarify.

Effing Idiots

The Star today bloody reported that BN will reduce funds to Pakatan Rakyat governments. The reason, to quote the Star:

“Little do the people know that what the opposition government is giving comes from the Barisan Nasional Federal government,” he claimed when debating the president’s policy speech at the Umno General Assembly here on Friday.

"He" is actually the Selangor delegate Abdul Shukur Idrus .

Now, that's an asshole. Who the fuck do you think BN Federal gets their money from? The poor rakyat and from our taxes. He fucking talks like it is BN who is paying for everything. Hello asshole... you are on our pay role. Come the next elections, I will bloody tell him they are all fired.

MCA has just been saved.

The outcome of the MCA results would have been the best for MCA. I do not support MCA but when there is a good lesson, I give them credit. Ong Tee Keat lost. Dr. Chua Sok Lek lost. That's the most logical and best to do. Why? It is simple isn't it? Both were elected by the MCA members. Both started fighting. And both are now, more or less, voted out. The results says, look you idiots, if you cannot work together, both of you will now have to go.

Any winner would have been a death sentence to the organization. If there is a winner, people will continue to fight. When both idiots loses, it will suddenly dawn upon them they have erred. More importantly, the other monkeys in the future will remember to work and not fight.

Same goes for the workplace. If the bosses start to take sides, there will be endless fighting. There must never be a winner. There must only be a team. One team. I learnt my lesson back in University. We were not allowed to choose our lab partners and assignment partners. Strange right? The wisdom was simple - in real life, one does not get to choose his or her workmates, most of the time anyway. After all, *ahem*, this is the University of Melbourne. Ahem.

I have no idea why the some newspapers are screaming that the crisis in MCA has just deepened. It has just been solved. Everyone was expecting a winner. Sure, if one analyses the votes, it is split in the middle. By a darn small margin, the outcome was great.

And the biggest winner of them all? The bookies. No one expected both parties to be kicked out. Such is life.