Office Romance

Time and again, someone would ask me "Your office got no lenglui (pretty gal) meeh?". That's what girls would tell me when I ask them to introduce their friends to me, in my search for a long term girlfriend.

This can only remind me of my Nible2 ex-colleague. She puts it very crudely "Don't eat and shit in the same place." Actually, that's exactly how I feel, but I would not put it so crudely. There have been too many articles out there, stating that office romance is not a good idea. Rumours will spread. Some will get jealous. Cat fights. Kiss and tell. You name it, it will happen. Don't wanna do a Bill Clinton either!

If there is a gal who really like, does that mean I will let her go just like that? Of course not! I would rather resign, go after the gal and get a new job. Hmmm... who's my ideal gf? More on that on another post.

In this sense, I would rather not mix business with pleasure. If I have to mix business with pleasure, it has to be in that order.

What not to say during an interview

Moments ago, my engineer resigned. Oh boy. Here we go again. The hiring process. Not fun for the candidates, not fun for the employees. Based on my previous hiring missions, it was an absolute nightmare for me. Firstly, with a stupid website called Jobstreet, candidates will just spam every job opening, disregarding suitability and requirements of qualifications.


Malaysian graduates complain about unemployment. They should really take a good hard look at themselves and improve on it. I am no expert on this matter, but the list below is compiled based on my experience from candidates applying to Nible2.


Obviously, most candidates, especially fresh graduates, suffer from what I call "Mental Constipation, Verbal Diarrhea".



Things not to do:

1. Please read up on the company!
   
   
2. When asked if the candidate has any questions, do not answer NO. Read up on what's good to ask.
   
   
3. Worse still, I had one bugger who asked me "Do I have to work overtime?" What sort of message is that? Sounds to me he doesn't want to work hard. Overtime is required only when absolutely necessary. Bad question. Always remember, one must be willing to work hard. There are no shortcuts in life. However, I strongly disagree with the culture of staying back at work for the sake of it. For my team, I would always want them to go home immediately. Don't stay later unless absolutely required. This is to show good time management. More on this in another post.
   
   
4. Q : "Why do you want to work in Nible2?"
   A : "Because I wanna work near my home."
   Huh? "Is there a McD near your home? Surely you can work there and that will fulfill your requirements!"
   
   
5. Q : "What do you see yourself doing in five years' time?"
   A : "Don't know."
   This shows lack of ambition - so, don't complain if you are not promoted, not given a increment!
   
   
6. Unable to write their names. Oh rather, type their names - sometimes, I get resumes or cover letters / email that signs off : "yours truly, chong ah kau".
   They do not even capitalize the first alphabet of their own names! Ouch. I usually reject those immediately. It's not a typo. It says a lot about their attitude - could not care less about their own names and resumes.
   
   
7. One my my fav questions: "How do you put an elephant into a fridge?" One candidate said she will de-assemble the fridge, put the elephant in, then, re-assembly it back. I said, no, that's not the answer I am looking for. I did not specify the size of the fridge, nor the size of the elephant, so, the answer is "Open the door, put the elephant in, and close the door." Next question to her "How do you put a giraffe into a fridge?". Good grief, she proceeded to de-assembly the fridge again! Oh, how stubborn. Sure, she's an engineer and she may have a fetish about assembling fridges, but for crying out loud, that's not what I want.



8. "Dear Sir, I 1 2 apply for a job, i hope u can consider my application." What the... That's fine, if they are sending an SMS (text messages on mobile) to be my lover or asking for a One Night Stand, or wants to be my fuck buddie. This is a formal job application for a position with marketing. How on earth can I consider them. They cannot even market themselves!
   
   
   The culture of writing shorthand (u instead of you, for example), is fine, for not official purposes. Please know where to draw the line.



9. Q : "How's the traffic to Nible2?"
   A : "Not to worry, my mum drove me here."
   Please, never say that. No one wants to hire someone who needs his or her mum to drive him/her to an interview. We all one someone independent. Someone who can get things done on their own. Not with their mums! Even if that's true, please don't say it. Keep it to yourself. I didn't ask you who drove her, I asked about the traffic. So, it's not lying if you don't tell me who drove.
   
   
   Sadly, some have their parents waiting in their lobby while their child is being interviewed. Come on! Parents, please note. This kills any chance of the company from hiring you child. No way people would hire them. They are not five year old kids any more! Give them a life, ask them to get a life.



10. I've actually offered a job to one candidate, and guess what she told me "My mum wants to think about it first." Oh please, I am hiring you, not your mum. This is not some kinky request that I am after your mum. I am not asking you for your hand in marriage and she considers if she wants to be my mother-in-law. So please, be professional about it. You can ask your parents, fine, but always remember, the decission is yours. If it turns out bad, will you blame your mum? Come on. By the way, she was never hired.
    
    
11. Most people cannot answer, "Why should I hire you?", "What advantage have you over other candidates?". And please don't talk bad about other candidates which you have never met. Just talk good about yourself! Simple.
    
    
    Here's more for your reading pleasure. * denotes censorship to protect privacy. These emails are verbatim.

This one is from an advertising agency:

"thank you for your email and your interest to subscribe to our ***** ********** service.
if possible could i make an appointment to see you.
this would give me the opportunity to explain in more detail about our services and how best Nible2 can benefit from subscribing to our service.
would appreciate a convenient date from you for us to meet.
thanking you in advance.
regards,
an***** fe***
senior manager"

Would you hire such an agency? They do not even bother to write properly to me. Let's not waste anyone's time. Why bother to meet up?

This is yet another email, from a Intellectual Property Lawyer! For a lawyer, this guy is pretty bad! No, he was terminated immediately. We were considering his services.

"
dear ****** *****
got it. it would be under class *** .
As for India, I have to go thru my local associate who has contacts in India to get u a quote. The practice is markup of 25-30% of the overseas professional fees and upfront payment as the risk of foreign exchange fluctuation. I get you an Indian quote. ******
But for the Msian, I have givne to ********* and will forward u again after this email.
Is your mark'*************' a word mark or with stylized artwork (which we call a 'device')
I do up the forms and will meet you next week OK and finalise quotation
thanks.
s******
"

Online Fishing - What the...

Updates on my online fishing. HM account has expired - back to being a ordinary member. I will not be renewing my gold membership - not worth it.

On AFF, a good number of response has been received, trading email as well as chatting online. No real action. But then again, I do not expect anything quick.

What is strange to me is, there are actually gals out there, on AFF, looking for a long term boyfriend. Good grief, AFF is not the place to be looking for boyfriends, unless one does not mind a playboy.

Let's be frank. Guys will think about sex all the time. So, the only difference is, one will lie and say no, the other will admit it. It's whether the gals could handle the truth. No, surely girls don't have to say yes to the guys - say yes only whenever they want to. But everyone should be able to handle the truth. Else, some poor girls will be cheated. I've noticed guys around here have started to lie. Tell the gal "I Love You", just to have sex with them. After some time, they dump the gal. To me, that's wrong. I rather be more upfront (but not wham bang thank you ma'am), and be honest. I never have the heart to make another person sad, especially a gal. But gals, please don't be too innocent. Guys can be heartless. Don't just believe the words "I Love You". With a lot of time, you can truly tell if a guy loves you - especially during bad times. During fun and good times, everyone will love you!

Ok, not all guys think of sex all the time, but here's a story. A close friend of mine got married, with his true love. He loved this gal very much and yes, it was truly love at first site. Yours truly witnessed it from day one. Indeed, after about 10 years, it was a happy occasion to see them getting married.

Last year, they told me that they were going for a honeymoon, on a cruise to Thailand. Wow. Very romantic indeed. So, I cheekily told the gal to enjoy herself. (I know her well too, so, it was no offence.) To my surprise, she had a sad look. She said, "He'll probably be with his PDA." Hmmm. By the looks of it, his wife (the gal) happens to be at best, his forth wife. Apparently, his car comes first, followed by the notebook, then, the PDA. So, she's Number 4. At night, he spends more time with Wife 2 and Wife 3 than with Wife 4.

How sad. So, looks like as far as gals / wives are concerns, guys will get other 'gals' / 'wives' one way or the other. It may not be a person after all! But the effect is the same, the poor gal or wife will feel neglected. And some, have a mistress by the name of Golf.

Which reminds me of what a Buddhist monk said, "The most important person in the world is the person in front of you." So, it does not matter who the person is. As long as they are in front of you, talking to you, make them feel the most important. I am sure that way, everyone will be happier!

No, I've never lied just to get into bed with someone. I rather not. And no, I do not golf!

A free holiday!

Well, here I come, Frankfurt!

Will be off the Frankfurt for a business trip beginning this weekend...for more than 10 days. I love to travel, it beats sitting in the office. My shopping list is growing. The to eat list grows too. I've been to Frankfurt once only, but it was on transit. Yes, this time, I will actually spend some time walking around the place, playing a bit of tourist.

And don't I miss the beers (Radke and Berlinerwisser, I think that's how it is spelt). Can't drink a lot. And the Black Forrest cake, pork knuckles and the top of the list - sausages with sweet mustard. Oh, terrible I could not be in Munich again. The food there was just excellent.

I am suppose to be back on a Wednesday, but the good PA wanted to make sure we travelled with the cheapest airline. They found MAS, which is RM 400 cheaper. But only seats are available on Thursday. Ha - that's good. I get to stay for another day. I am sure the accommodation will cost more than RM 400 (equivalent to about EUR 80). So, the more those nincompoop try to save, the worse of Nible2 is. But I ain't complaining. It is a good flight and I get to walk around more. Eat more - Nible2 will be footing the bills. Shop more.

Oh yeah, did I mention it was a business trip? Hahaha.

Election Jokes

In the spirit of the coming General Elections in Malaysia (8th March 2008), here are the lighter side of things!

While walking down the street one day a Malaysian Boleh (Malaysia Can Do Spirit) Minister is
tragically hit by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," says the man.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."

"Really, I have made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the Yang Berhormat (Honorable Minister).

"I'm sorry, but we have our rules," says St. Peter.

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and dressed in the finest batik there is. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then indulge themselves on lobsters, caviar and the most expensive food there is.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises.

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.

"Now it' s time to visit heaven."

So, 24 hours pass with the Yang Berhormat joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity."

The Yang Berhormat reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think Ai yam better off in hell."

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.

He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder.

"I don't understand," stammers the Yang Berhormat. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"

The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning just like you during an election...... Today you voted.

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Yet another joke. Entirely fictitious. Any similarities to an actual person is pure coincidence.

• Get Najib, Mongol Missing
• Get judges, truth missing
• Get Khir Toyo, temples missing
• Get Lingam, tapes and memory missing
• Get Samy, saham missing
• Get Nazri, truth missing
• Get Khairy, samseng missing
• Get Hishamudin, hang tuah kris missing
• Get Soi Lek, viagra missing
• Get Ka Ting, do nothing
• Get Badawi, he's sleeping

Undi Dacing Dapat Cacing

The Ugly Side of Malaysian Politics - by the ruling party, that is!

These are some images which I have received from a friend, by email. The blog which it has been taken from is noted in the image.

This is about the ugliest side of Malaysian politics. I have to note that this does NOT represent the views of the man on the street in Malaysia - which brings one thing to mind - why the heck are these guys representing the people? They should be all voted out. And yes, if you must know, they certainly do NOT represent me.

Sicko

Firstly, my confession: OK, I am a little outdated. Behind time for this 'movie review'.

Having just watched the film Sicko by Michael Moore. I cannot help but to feel sad for the Americans. It is about the American health care. Good grief. Things are sure bad. I feel very sorry for the poor. Do watch the show, it is a good documentary. USA is very good at marketing, at propaganda. When it comes to health care, it is bad - bad if you are poor. The insurance companies and pharmaceuticals make all the money and that's true. I will have a separate post on that later.

Is Sicko true? Here's my experience. I travel to USA fairly often for business (Nible2). I wanted to have a device X-rayed and asked my colleagues there if we could sneakily ask a radiographer to X-ray it. It's just a electronic device, no harm could be done to it, so, to me, it was a good idea. My colleague just laughed at me. He told me that the previous month, his son has broken his arm and was taken to a hospital. The hospital told him that the waiting time for an X Ray would be three months! No, there is no typo. Three months waiting time for just an X ray. He said that eventually, he took his soon to a private establishment and the X Ray alone cost USD 500. Here in Malaysia, private hospitals can do it for less than USD 20, to X-ray just the arm. So, indeed Sicko has truth in it.

Another experience, Australia - USA's closest ally - when Johnny Boy was the Prime Minister at least. Years back, my sister sprained her leg. She was a international student and had private medical insurance. When she showed up at the hospital, she was simply sent home, without any medical attention. The reason? There's a long queue and others in the queue have far more serious medical condition. Sad, but true.

Nett nett, in Malaysia, we have a good medical system - not the best the the world but heck a lot better than the USA or Australia. As a Malaysian, all I could say is, that is something I appreciate what the government has done.

How to measure success, or the lack of it

Measurements has is the keystone to modern science. For something to be successful, it must be measurable. Otherwise, how could one know if things are improving or otherwise.


My resolution this year is to be more healthy and to loose at least 4 inches off my waist line. Not a great achievement, but it is something realistic. So, to measure my success, a measuring tape will do. Happy to have one.


I have also been on a look-out to purchase a scale to measure percentage of body fat. I have searched the internet many times, to no avail. Visited some shops in 1U, Summit and Mid Valley - no, no such luck either. Could this be more elusive than getting another fuck buddy?


What bugs me is this. In Malaysia, there is a health craze. Gyms are mushrooming. Everyone wants to be on a diet, wants to look good. Well, that's actually good. Malaysians shall be healthier. So then, why isn't a scale to measure body fat be easily available? Surely, these people must be serious with what they do.

Or is this a simple example - some people do things for the sake of doing it, rather than why they do it? So many have complained - we work out hard, but we put on weight. To me, that's true. And that's right! Why? Simple - muscles have higher density than fat. So, the harder one works out, the more muscles they have, and the less fat. Naturally, that will mean that body weight will go up.

Body weight will also increase if we eat too much and build up fat. So, how do we know if we are on the right track? Measure weight and percentage of body fat! Please, I've seen friends going to first class gyms, but no one informed that. All those buff personal trainers failed to inform them what really matters.

Measure up! Wise up!

General Elections

Well well, less than a month, the general elections will be held in Malaysia. This brings only one item to mind:

Politicians, like diapers, should be changed often for the same reason!

How true. Yes, that was a popular saying in Australia and I certainly subscribe to it.

The key problem in Malaysia is, the ruling party holds more seats that absolute majority (way more than 2/3s of Parliament). As such, they could freely pass and ammend any laws. There is no check and balance. The ruling party will always say:

"Any member of the party can object to the proposed Bill, so, there is no need for the Opposition", said during election time.

In reality, which has happened in the past, members who were against the proposed Bill would be disciplined for 'not towing the party's line'. So, there is a clear need for a stronger opposition.

The Opposition, on the other had, is not entirely without flaws. In house fighting among the opposition parties are common. They also have a lack of clear direction, a manifest for the people. They are, oh well, very good opposition.

So, now, the big question. Who should I vote for? Sadly, yours truly will not be voting - I would be on business to Germany. Bummer. And I have been waiting five years for this opportunity to exercise my rights. Thank goodness I get laid way more often!

My bedroom preferences.

Here's a brief description of my bedroom preference. Oh no, I am not about to disclose all. There will be some secrets, for the adventurous to discover... call me, call me now!

I enjoy having passionate sex, and definately not the wham bam thank you ma'am kind. I prefer to take my time to explore each other's bodies. I respect that everyone is different, so, for someone new, I would definately take the initiative to ask what she likes and dislikes. The best way to start is my giving my partner a shoulder massage and and a back rub. Enjoys cuddling, hugging, kissing, eating out my partner's boobs, I love oral sex, both into giving and receiving. I enjoy trying various positions, loves to hold back and ensures my partner cums first.

Hmmm, I am also very naughty - really likes to masturbate my partner (either with my hands or toys!), while kissing, hugging and playing with their breast. I don't bite, unless you want me to.

I am not extremely experienced (never tried anal, never in public places) but I would like to try if my partner is willing. Simple - I never do anything that my partner dislikes. Both has to enjoy!
If so desired, I like to watch erotica with my partners - best if to have my partner sit on my lap!

Certainly, I treassure cleaniness. I trim my hair, if you get what I mean! Will definately practice safe sex.

I prefer friends with benefits than just one nite stand - I think sex definately improves with practise! Prefer no strings attached, just simple situation of two consenting adults :)

So tell, me, any takers? Please feel free to express your interest. Oh yeah - I'm a straight guy!

Online Fishing - Update on AFF

I've send a number of email out to other AFF members, but I got less than a 2% reply. Something was not write. In AFF, ordinary members could not write email for free. So, I've upgraded my account for others to write to me for free. It has been two weeks since. Bad news - no increase in the number of replies either. Hmmm. I do wonder why. Is it my profile which is not attractive enough? Or simple, people just would not bother to reply. There is an autoreply feature - which makes reply pretty much without effort.

In short, no real leads on AFF, but to my surprise, there has been a lead on HM. I sure hope some of them would be realized.

Will keep you all posted!

PS: H has indicated she does not mind another gal enjoying her body. My my. She even asked me to find such a gal. Hmmm. The mind boggles!

Prostitutes

Hmmm. A thought that I have had a long time ago. Before I start, this is just my humble opinion. I hope it is not too controversial.

Last Friday, my Director asked me to be a 'prostitute'. I laughed at his face and told him to forget it. After all, Nible2 cannot afford to give me a promotion or a pay raise, so, I thought, I might as well have a good laugh. No opportunity cost there.

Firstly, my definition of a prostitute. I do not think a prostitute is a sex worker. To me, a prostitute is anyone who does things against his or her beliefs, against personal principles - all for money or some kind of benefits. Someone who has sold themselves out. They can be professionals, engineers, managers, accountants and some sex workers - doing things just for the money. Not all sex workers are 'prostitutes'.

Actually, I kind of admire some sex workers. They work hard. They have to keep a nice body. Put on nice make up. Be clean. Go for medical checks. Face customers. Oh well, it is not easy but in many ways, a honest living. They don't steal. I just believe in economics - a matter of supply and demand. If there is demand, there is supply. As long as it is not against their own principles to be a sex worker, then, they're good.

And yet, I have seen so many other prostitutes in my profession. Just because they are salaried workers, they will always say, "yes boss", even when they know it is wrong. Even when the know the design is doomed (bosses cut corner to save cost for the short term), they will still carry it out. Unqualified goods being sent to the customers, they will approve of it. But they are actually against it. They just will not stand up to their bosses.

Which brings me back to my story. Many weeks ago, I was asked about my opinion on whether to participate in a conference in a country near Australia. My professional opinion was no. I would have loved a holiday there and just say, yes boss - we should be there, or rather, I should be there. But being bosses (PHB), they over-ruled me and said we should go. So, we started the paperwork (which I more or less signed under protest).

On Friday, he asked me to justify a case for attending the conference. Hence, my laughter. I did tell him politely that I still stand by my opinion. The situation and facts have not changed. How on earth could I justify for something which I am against? WTF. Anyway, I had the last laugh. They killed that thought soon after!

I won't be a prostitute. At least not the amount of money they are paying me! Hahaha.

The biggest, the smartest, the best...

A long time ago, I was listening to a debate in Melbourne, on TV, about fundings for government schools. A Catholic nun was on the panel. There's one statement which she made, and it has profound impact on me. She said "Everyone wants the smartest kid, a kid to be a doctor, a lawyer, the best in mathematics, best in sports, fastest sprinter, but why not, the kindest student? The most compasionate person?".

It is true. In Malaysia, everyone wants to be the top student. Everyone wants to be rich, but hey, why not be the kindest? Be the most helpful? Be the most generous? Be kind. I am listening to some Buddhist talks now (which surprises me because it talks more of lifestyle and not much, if ever, about God) - and this guy says, why bother to be the richest in the cemetary?

So, I think it is time, to be a kinder, more compasionate person. Our education ministry should seriously look into this. It does remind me of the show, CJ7 - it is to a large extend, a reflection of our society.

An Inspiration.

I was in Hawaii way back in 2005 for a holiday. A quick summary - it is not what we think Hawaii is. A very relaxing, laid back place. Food was only just OK, but the best was our own cooking (this says alot). Very slow, quiet and oh well, just laid back.

There is one memory which I treasure the most from this trip. My cousin, Chris, took part in the Ironmnan race. Naturally, we all turned up to support him. The Ironman race has three stages, in the order - swimming for 1.2 miles (1.9 km), bike for 56 miles (90 km) and finally, run for 13.1 miles (21 km) - which makes a total of about 70 miles (113 km). It is gruelling. Very painful.

I cannot remember who the winner was, or how my cousin fared. I could remember Sarah. Sarah Reinertsen (http://www.myspace.com/alwaystri). She was the first female emputee, to complete an Ironman race. We were cheering widely when she was close to the finish time. To my memory, it was very exciting because she finished so close to the cut of time. I think it is was 8 hours - the cut-off time.

She showed real determination. She is a symbol to show us all that everything is possible. It can be done. I am able-bodied but not, just running 13 miles would be horrible for me. In life, there is really no such thing as cannot be done. It is just whether we want to do it or not. Sarah has shown that it is matter of will, not physical conditions.

To all those who says, "It cannot be done", "I cannot do it", all I tell them is, the real reason is, they do not want to. Don't lie, just say, "I do not want to do it". Sometimes, there is nothing wrong in not wanting to do something, but please, lame excuses... urrggh. By the way, I have severe crap intolerance!

A sad tale indeed...

Just read in today's papers, a five year old kid was killed. The kid was sitting on his grandma's lap, travelling in a Toyota Vios along the North South Expressway. Their car was hit from the back by a Camry. Sadly, the grandmother was flung out of the car, killed. The kid suffered serious injuries from the impact, and died. The Camry ended up burnt.

This is really sad. Vios have fairly good safety features, yet two souls were lost. Once must remember, the seat belts are useless until we buckle up. Don't let a child sit on your lap. I have seen this countless times. Airbags are useless if you have a child on your lap. Please travel safe for your loved ones. The seatbelt is the only lifeline when things go wrong.

One good habit I picked up from my 4 years stay in Melbourne - we buckle up even in the back seat. Do it. It's free.

And another note, althought I have some very saucy posts, but not to the point of being explicit, I have safe sex. The only exception is with H. Anyone else, I use a condom. Some guys complain that condoms reduces the sensation. That's true - but the cause of it is, they are using the wrong ones! Condoms have sizes! Go check out the Durex website. They have various designs and the dimensions are clearly stated for each! Find one that fits well. I find Playsafe 003 fits me well, the rest is just way too tight and causes me to loose my erection. More on this later...

Please try to play safe, travel safe. I can only hope the victims can rest in peace.

What a weekend :)

It started with a meeting with a new netfriend, Jane, in Ikano. We had a good conversation and we did exchange a lot of stories. She is a very pretty, warm and friendly girl. I would sure love to go out with her more often, possibly to catch a good movie. Too bad I did was running out of time.

I rushed home, to meet with H. The house was empty, and more importantly, H was free. We've decided to meet up for a hot time together. The second I saw her, I got a hard-on. She was wearing a shorts, and it was short! My my, those sexy, fair legs. And the soft thighs. No no, I did not just ravage her like an animal. We had lunch first and then, we started petting. We love it best when we lie on top of each other and french. After 15 minutes or so, so was dripping wet, and asked me to penetrate her. Oh my, it felt so good for the both of us. She's very tight and wet. Made her cum a few times, she made a lot of noise, and at times, I had to slow down - I would cum as I have not had any action for some time.

She ride me for a while and then, proceed to give me some hot mouth action. Oh, she is very skilled with her tongue. She's good enough not to make me cum immediately! Literally, it was mind-blowing, no pun intended. I finally shot my load in her mouth. And as usually, she continued sucking way after I was done.

Went on with more kissing and petting... hmm... I proceeded to 'dine' on her boobs. Good thing the house was empty and the neighbours were away. She's getting noisy again. I ate here, *everywhere*, fingered her and finally stopped when she was dry. Being my ex, she's kind. She gave me yet another blowjob and unloaded yet again in her mouth. Oh yeah, for the second round, she liked by balls, rimmed me, and even gave me the 'fire and ice' sensation. Great gal.

Went out for a movie with her after our 3 hour sex session, after dinner. Hmmm. I sure did sleep well yesterday night! Only bad news - my bed is squeeking and I may need to get a new one. Then again, that's a good problem to have!

Online Fishing

H has been very busy for the last few months, owing to her new business. I fully support her althought I get to have alot less 'action' with her. So, to compensate for the reduction of action with H, I am now looking for some friends with benefits a.k.a. fuck buddie / fuck buddy (FB).

So far, the search has been painfully slow. It has been almost a month since I've signed up and paid of for Silver Membership on Adult Friend Finder (AFF) and Gold Membership on Horny Matches.

I have had a fair bit of contact on AFF, with two gals replying to my messages. Sadly, they were interested in long term relationship and not just being FB. AFF is an active site, a fair bit of activities and a lot of new members. Definately the place to be to be on the look out for gals.

HornyMatches, unfortunately, has been disappointing. They have less members and a lot less activities. Some gals did contact me, but I suspect they are 'bots' - meaning automated / computerized replies rather than an actual person. In short, I will not be renewing my subscription here.

I have been thinking, would it help if I start being a male escort, or gigolo? What type of clients would one get? What does it take? A fit body? Good bedroom skills? And for crying out loud, how does one get it hard if the client happens to be a complete turn off (with an acknowledgement to the fact that one man's meat is another man's poison)?

And yeah, I have no contacts at all with MBAs - married but available ladies. Hmmm...what would attract them? Married men? Very young and verile guys?

More questions than answers, I tell you. And all I want is just a good lay, frequently.

I wanna get paid too...

Wow, imagine that - if you are called up to assist ACA with their investigations, they actually pay you! At least this is according to a Jayanti. She claims that the Anti Corruption Agency investigators paid her RM 3000 upon completion of interviews / investigations.

Surely one can understand - if the ACA does hand out reward money, who would assist the ACA. There has to be a carrot. With my information on Nible2, I could be paid millions.

And what more could be a better idea than to get lawyers to help judges to write judgements. There has been a huge backlog of cases by the various level of courts. Isn't it great that now, the highly paid lawyers can finally contribute to society - by writing judgements for courts, for and on behalf of the judges. Judges will just have to read it. Simple. Saves them time. Now, the judges can spend more time with their families, on holidays - to New Zealand perhaps.

They should have thought of this a lot earlier. There is finally light at the end of the tunnel. Now, everyone is happy and once again, only Malaysia Boleh.

Safety Measures for buildings in Malaysia

And finally, I am proud to read that the Malaysian government, of late, has been putting a lot of emphasis on the safety of buildings in Malaysia.

Not too long ago, the episodes of leaking roofs and the MRR2 bridge has badly shatterred the image of the government, in particular the PWD - Public Works Department. The press was writing to draw bloody and the public wanted to see heads roll. No such drama unfortunately. Just a very expensive repair bill, and chances are, it was paid by the innocent taxpayers.

Anyway, back to the present. The government has decided that structures for the public must be safe. Otherwise, the structures will have to go. Two cases of this newly implemented guidelines:

• Kilim Bridge in Langkawi, for pedestrians, February 2008.
• Perak State Corporation building, November 2007.

In both cases, the two nearly completed sub-standard buildings collapsed when it was near completion. The measures were indeed very successful as no one was hurt in both the incidents. It is indeed a proud moment for the Malaysian Boleh spirit.

Credit should be given to the Perak and Kedah State Governments for the unprecedented move. Please, continue the support for such a visionary government. We do not want otherwise.

CJ 7

Wow! It was a fantastic movie - an absoluete comedy, with a fairly simple story but an excellent moral behind it. Not the standard Stephen Chow movies which is usually mindless and meaningless action, CJ7 tells an interesting and humbling tale of a poor man and his priority. Emphasises alot on family values, hardwork and honesty, not the usual team. In the mean time, it incorporates many humourous moments. It was pretty much a laugh from start till end, plus a few very touching moments.

Yes, it is recommended for kids. It is definately the best Stephen Chow movie which I have watched. 5 starts indeed.

Girlfriend turn fuckbuddie

Yup, that's rite. H and I started off well as a couple but my frequent business travels and her business commitments soon meant we met up only for a some hot sex. Oh yes, I enjoyed making love with her. A minor problem was, well, she was rather noisy during the more intimate moments (and the moments can be as long as 45 mins). We made love, not just the wham bam thank you maam.

I would take an hour of so just to get her all hot, wet and ready. Since she could orgasm a couple of times, I will give her one or two first with my fingers - she goes wild when I fingers her G spot. Then, some oral. And yeah, finally, just old fashion banging. Hehehe. We used to fuck till the matress moved from one end of the room till the other. And yeah, she is really naughty - after one round, she will whisper in my ear "Dear, I don't think you have enough", and proceed to make me hard again with her tongue. She loved riding me too. Needless to say, I enjoyed it as well.

I find her a very unique gal, for the following reasons:

• Loved giving me blowjobs. Sometimes, I wake up with her blowing me. Oh boy...what a way to start a day!
• Wants me to cum in her mouth. If there is a drop outside, she *will* lick it up.
• Won't stop sucking even after I've shot my load. LOL. This is a burden I can live with!
• Enjoys watching porn with me, especially when we act it out.
• Always horny - especially just before her period.
• Oh well, she loves riding me even during her period.
• I love it when she asks me...can we try? Hehehe.
• She shaves!

Oh yeah, it took us long enough to find a way to get rid of the smell of my cum in her mouth. It's easy. Have some carbonated drinks, for us, that's usually Coke.

More about H and I later...

A fat bonus from Nible2

My my... it indeed has been a good year for Nible2... the best bonus payout yet since my 3 years with Nible2. We all got about 4 this year, as a bonus payout. We thought it would be 3 only, but no, the COO came along this morning and handed out another. I do envy some lucky buggers who got more than 4.

In any case, I will enjoy my 4 mandarin oranges. Oh, who said anything about money?

The COO has been busy beating around the bush - budgets have not been finalized, no news on annual appraisal, no updates on bonus. Heck, he does remind me of a George Bush. One quarter is almost over and no, no clue of budget for 2008... just spend as long as there is still money in the bank, grab any order that comes along the way.

I am sure PHBs are all wondering, why aren't the workers working any harder. Hehehe... Then again, they are the PHBs, enjoying their fat paychecks.

Fever - Elections

By the sounds of it, the elections are near. I will definately go to the polls with the following in mind:

The not so good, in random order:

• The on-going Lingam episode.
• Town councils - Klang assemblyman who got away with it.
• MPSJ - what a mess. Taipan does not have enough parking, and they have authorized two new buildings by Top Speed. Hmmm...
• More padangs lost to development, and they wonder why national sports, in particular the football, has seen better days.
• Chua Sok Lek case - no, not because of his 'miss'adventures, but hey, that guy had the balls ( no pun intended ) to admit it, yet he was more or less asked to go. Bozos who 'cannnot remember', 'looks like me', 'overlook by architect' are still around. Mr. Chua should have been asked to stay on. At least he is honest and he acted like a man. (once again, no pun intended).
• The year is 2008 : Soon, it will be to years after 1998, ah yes, the long forgotten '98 Commonwealth Games. The statement of accounts is yet to be made public. Some transparency.
• The kris waving incident, and other speaches.
• Member of parliarment with 'leaky' comments on fellow female MPs. They should be voted out - this is a no-brainer.
• This brings to memory of all the leaky government buildings. Do not recall anyone being held responsible.

The good stuff:

• New Pantai Expressway Highway has been completed.
• Smart Tunnel is completed.
• Virtually free education for all.
• Chicken flu threat well handled.
• Reduction of petrol subsidy - sure, this hurts a bit but overall, it is great for the country and global environment.
• Roads, in general, are very well maintained - compared to some of our neighbours.
• Has been an increase of police force, but insufficient is done.
• Immigrations Department - huge improvements - passport within hours now at HQ in Damansara. They deserve an award.
• I am a little skeptical about this one - Tamil and Chinese schools given a lot of promises lately. I sure hope they will materialize.
• Major plans to improve on public transport in KL - RapidKL has been working well so far.
• An on-going enquiry on the Lingam case. So far, I think the enquiry has been fairly transparent.
• Introduction of National Service.

My conclusion is simple. The ruling party has been doing fairly well but it needs to be alot more accountable and responsible. Things are transparent now, but hey, there's no responsibility - the blame game goes on. I would say that we should keep the present government but definately without an absolute majority.

Rain X

I owe a DS from USA a big thank you, for introducing Rain X to me. While riding in his Jaguar from Montreal to Boston, I could not help but noticed that his windscreen repelled rain. Rain simply beaded up on slide of the windscreen. Vision was amazingly clear.

And that was when I got to know Rain X - a solution to be applied on the windscreen and I think of it as chemically polishing the glass. The glass becomes so smooth that water will no longer stick to it... or at least hug it! I have been using the product for months and it is very good.

Certainly recommend it to others for safety during the typical Malaysian monsoon, if not for anything. No known damage to glass, need to apply once about every 3 months - more often if rain begins to bother you and no, it does not make your wipers squeek. It is also reasonably cheap, it is cheaper in Malaysian than in US.

Actually, come to think about it, DS gave me my first bottle of RainX - so, I had it carried back all the way to Malaysia - only to find it available locally. I suppose I must have seen it around, but brushed it off as a marketing ploy, till a car lover (he owns a Jag!) recommended it to me. Once again...Thanks Dick!

Almost a Mr. Bean

Oh well... I guess I seriously need to have more friends. I only have ONE Chinese New Year greeting card - and it was from my Will Writer. Sigh!

What more can I say. I could only be reminded of Mr. Bean posting cards to himself.

Some Safety Tips

I was walking in Taipan last night, and did notice a good number of lengluis (pretty girls)carrying their handbags in somewhat dangerous fashion. It is sad that the streets are not as safe as it should be. One should be careful, but when crime occurs, the victims should never be blamed. Regardless, no one asks for it.

I have a suspicion that the main item snatch thieves go after would be the mobile phones. It is sad to see that telco companies are not doing much. All the telcos should immediately block access of stolen phones (not just the stolen SIM cards). Sure, there are ways to erase the serial numbers but that makes it more difficult.

A fellow alumni member of the ex QQQ staff has a dad who used to serve with the police force. I have been into prisons on a couple of occasions - as a contractor. There are a lot of simple safety tips that one can use:

• If someone kidnaps you in a car, and the kidnapper is driving with you on the front passenger seat, the best thing to do is to crash the car SAFELY. The best speed to crash the car is around 30 km per hour. Higher speeds would be dangerous. Ensure that you have your seat belt securely fastened. Just before crashing the car, undo the kidnapper's seat belt. Crash the car against a solid barrier, such as a concrete wall. Never against a lorry or other vehicles. A strong pole is also a good candidate. And yes, without the safety belt, the kidnapper will at minimum hit against the windscreen with severe head / face injuries or worse, be thrown out of the car all together.
• Keep coins in your car. If you are being followed, try to let the vehicle pass you. Naturally, they will not. Drive to a nearest police station. If you are threatend, well, while driving, just throw out a few handful of coins. It is one way to inflict damage on the other vehicle and hopefully they will leave you alone. However, do so only as a last option.
• If someone blocks your patch, put your car into first gear and drive into it. However, do NOT hit the obstacle hard - you do not want to damage your radiator or your engine. Just use you car to push the obstacle away.
• If you must hit something, use the back of your car. Ensure your safety belt is on. Ensure that you have a head rest. The back of a car does not have any important components (unless your car engine is at the back!) - so, use it to your advantage.
• Perfume, sprays (including mosquito spray) can be turned into an instant flame thrower. No joke - this is serious.
• If there are 'mat rempits' are after you, just ram them with your car. Drive them off the road. Do not stop. Drive to a police station.

These steps are really for in extremis situations - when normal rules no longer apply, when the question is "you or me..." (not in a romantic sense). They are dangerous. They can injure either parties, but when it comes down to " you or me ", the decission is easy. There are a lot more safety steps out there, do read up.

On matters of safety, I do suggest that every home be installed with a smoke detector. It is only about RM 60 to RM 80 (depending on outlet). Get a reliable unit. Yes, I do have one. It is from Sentrix Technology Sdn. Bhd. I think it is good enough. Get one - you never know.

Also, in cars, keep a spring loaded steel pin. The device can be found in various hardware stores - mainly to make a surface prior to drilling or to insert a screw. Reason - cars have tempered glass. These glass are very strong and it is difficult to break it from the inside of the car. If you need to break the glass, the best thing to use is the spring loaded steel pin. It breaks the glass with minimum effort. Forget kicking to break the glass - it is extremely difficult! I have not seen any in Malaysia, but a emergency hammer is good too. It has a sharp tip to break glass and a partially concealled blade to cut seat belts. I must upload a photo of this later. I got mine from Germany.

Take care...