Unnatural acts

There are a good number of acts, deemed unnatural or against the act of nature, and is thus banned. So, I rant on. Perhaps we should ban the following too.

1. Calculators. That's not natural. Everyone should do arithmetic using their heads only...or fingers and toes.
2. Glasses. If god wanted you to be blind of have poor eye-sight - don't correct your eyesight. Be blind.
3. Cars and all modes of transportation. We should walk, and only walk.
4. Haircuts. It's not natural to have haircuts. We should all go for the cavemen look. (some are already achieving it). Imagine kids saying "Teacher, I cannot cut my hair. It's against the act of nature. I am not tying it up either, or washing it - unless it rains".
5. Medical science and medicine - unless it is traditional medicine. This will ensure nature does it part and only the fittest survive.
6. Condoms - that's not natural too.
7. All cosmetics. That could be the most deceiving invention of the human race. The most deceiving would be plastic surgery.
8. Electricity - that's completely unnatural. The only electricity allowed is lightning from the sky.
9. All processed food, including fast food. That's so unnatural.
10. Massive earth works - levelling hills, sea reclamation. dams (Bakun included...).

And the following then, should be allowed, since it is very natural:

1. Random sex. It's about the survival of the fittest. This includes getting the best genes - for ladies. For guys, it's about increasing the chances of the survival of your genes - by putting eggs in many baskets. (No pun intended). 
2. Theft. In nature, there is no such thing as "it belongs to me". There is no ownership. So, technically, I could 
3. Going naked. What more can I say? It's god's gift - so, let's flaunt it. OK, not all gifts are equal... but let's still flaunt it. (Ewwwww).
4. Sleeping on the job. When I am tired, I sleep. Taking coffee to stay awake is unnatural (unless you can prove coffee is native to your workplace area).
5. Rude behaviours - farting, coughing, and scratching where-ever and when-ever it itches.

However, it must be noted that the CSL oral sex case, when filmed, is OK.