Insults

The year 2013 seems to be full of insults. We have seen individuals and couples arrested. Some forced to apologies. But on the subject of insults, here's something we should think about.

You know what I find insulting. Some Malaysian chicks with a foreigner boyfriend / husband. Hey. I mean come on - that's insulting. What's wrong with me? Ok - What's wrong with Malaysian guys. There are plenty of guys in Malaysia. Some guys can even marry four wives. So, there is no need to worry if those guys have one wife. Still three more to go. But no - you prefer some foreigners.

Sure - I am not the most handsome. But there are still plenty of guys. We have our rich Datuks too. Oh yeah - I know. Some girls say - once they go black.... but hey, we have our Malaysian Indians. And not forgetting, the ever increasing presence of Nigerians. Mind you, some Nigerians are good at getting rich fast too.

So please, stop insulting Malaysian guys. We should do something about these insults. Revoke citizenship? That could be a start.

On a unrelated note, I have been dating a really pretty ML. Slim, big boobs, fairly polite. Oh - of course, she is from China. Hahaha.

Back to the topic of insults, I do find the following insulting too:

1. Maggi goreng mamak - tak mau cili.
2. Mat Sallehs eating western food in the country, instead of squatting by the road side.
3. Foreigners bringing in their own food when they visit / stay. Hey, we have enough food to feed the whole country. If it is good enough for us, it's good enough for you.
4. Malaysians eating imported stuff. I mean - what's wrong with our beef? You ever tried beef from a cow raised in a condo? Give it a try la.

Anything else insulting? 

OMFG - big boobs

So, one reader left this comment:

No 2 is a fat aunty...... Omfg. U guys all old goldfish man? 

Hey idiot. Let's get real. We said she has a solid pair of boobs. And fat? What is fat? Some anorexic chick thinks she is fat too. And really, what are we to do? Carry a weighing scale there, and report - 28% body fat? Come on. Why don't you contribute to the gang and provide some meaningful report instead of a one liner?

And what has old man got to do with anyone's favorite flavour? Hey. If you want someone with a solid body, pretty face, good massage, you can do one of the following la:

1. Pay a really professional escort - those about USD 2000 per day
2. Sponsor your girlfriend or wife for plastic surgery (budget perhaps USD 100,000). Do note - I am do not support it. After the surgery, she might even find a better guy than you.
3. Start standing outside a college or a high school - we are not responsible if you end up arrested.
4. Realize that in this real world, the perfect girl or the perfect man does not exist.

The problem is, people spend too much time in front of the computer and start imagining all sorts of stuff. Hey, if your imagination is incorrect, don't blame others, OK?

Also - the real danger of paying for sex is, one forgets what a real relationship is all about. Same for girls. Some are only after material goods, good looks (guy or too busy looking good themselves) - forget about what a long term relationship is like. 

I do feel sorry for such an idiot, unable to differentiate fantasy from reality and appears to be detached from the real world.

Fucktards on Wheels

There we have it - two fucktards parking in the middle of the road. One is BKK8269, the other is TAN 9199. Seen in Jusco Bukit Tinggi. This goes to show - no la, you don't need to be rich or drive an expensive car to behave like a dick infected with leprosy. 

Anyone can be an idiot (Class 1). When this photo was taken, it's only 10am, with plenty of parking available. What more can I say?

Semarak Puchong Massage

I use to frequent this place a long time ago. About 6 years ago. More or less. It use to be 100% kosher massage. The ML back then, was good. Strong, forceful but not painful / a torture.

However, due to the jams and other more enticing places, I stopped visiting this place. And, I went there again about a month ago. It was a Sunday - bloody quiet. Obviously I had no particular ML in mind. Went it, and one ML gentle grab me by the arm, and asked me if I wanted a body massage (opposed to the foot massage, which they made less). The rates are still the same, RM 120 for two hours. I am OK with that.

In the cubicle, she gave me a good, strong massage and it wasn't a torture. Just the way I like it. She showed signs of naughtiness, and eventually gave me a happy ending. Without giving too much details, she behaved more like a hot girlfriend. But intercourse, only batin. She was truly surprised when I gave her RM 50 at the end of it all - I am guessing batin would be part of the package now. Alas - I forgot to ask her for name or number, so - I am clueless to who she is. I might recognize her if I see her. Let's just say I wasn't too focused on her face. She did indicate that if I could ever hang around till 3am - when she completes work, arrangements could be made....

Hoping to see the previous ML again, she I went back to the place last week. This time, it was a weekday night. Nope - didn't see her around the counter, but another ML 'grabbed' me. Fairly young, very sexy to me, a solid pair of assets and yeah - extremely flirty. She was wearing an ultra short hot pants and yeah - she made sure there were plenty of skin-to-skin contact.

At no time, she was naked, but allowed roaming. She would like flat, on top of me, whisper into my ears, grab and hands and my hands on her assets, biting me here and there. You get the idea. She also asked if I stayed nearby - again, she wanted extras. The down side is, her massage is an absolute torture. She is also more money-minded, asking for tips.

So, depending on my mood - I would make a different selection. Still waiting for the right time to ask them out after work....