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Saturday 30 November 2013

Hamsap Massage (Batin) at Kemuning

So, there is this place facing the main road. It's one of the 'newer' shop lot Kemuning Utama. Being itchy, I decided to check the place out, at about 10pm. It was late. I walked up - and yes, it has CCTV around. It only means one thing - a hamsap massage.

Ting tong - a Malay lady answered. Wow wow. Not her looks but the price. RM 110 per hour including batin. And she had no interest in taking clients no requiring a batin. In all honestly, I just wanted a massage - no need anything hamsap or half hamsap.

Anyway, it was bloody expensive - for a handjob. So, I just left. If anyone has a better location to check out - let me know. Oh yeah - there is a new place at Public Bank Sri Muda. Anyone checked that out?

Joke for the day... no, it's not political jokes.

One bloody good reason to write properly.

On a more serious note - this is how easy it is to break in. 


Go out, get some action. Don't just read my blog.

My idea of endless possibilities.

Guys - we have to learn. 


Fit, and with a damn sexy smile.


And the old man rants on, a paradox, as usual

So, our beloved racist rants on again. This time, he says that tax / AP / excise duties is a must - or else, traffic will be unbearable.

Do you think it is true that, if cars are cheaper traffic jams will be worse? I get it, it is bad enough now. An absolute horror show at times - made worse by rain or a fucktard who decides to drive up the road divider when he is drunk.

So, back to the question again: Will roads be more congested if cars where cheaper? Think about it. Seriously. And now, I present my thoughts.

First of all, taxing cars to solve traffic congestion is like cutting of all dicks when male babies are born to stop rape. Think about it. How many percent of Malaysia is truly suffering from traffic jams? Why tax the kampung folks as well? Or tax the retirees who will never join rush hour? How about areas that doesn't even come with proper roads? Yes - this is how stupid we have led to be for so many years.

And really - how many additional cars will there be on the road if cars where cheaper? Will you buy 20 cars if cars where cheaper? No. You will just get one better car, and sell the older one. You don't see me carrying 20 cheap-RM80 - Nokia phones around, thank you very much.

Of course - the poor will buy one car. Every tom dick and harry will buy a car. Huh? Does anyone have any data to show jams are caused by cheap cars? No. Every tom dick and harry is getting a car because car loans are cheap; and too easily available. If only they have a will to cap the loan - like loan for only 50% of the total value. The next real problem is - please stop subsidizing on petrol.

The next few ways to solve traffic congestion is by public transport and proper tolls. Public transport - we are only getting started. But it's a good move. But will people take public transport by the masses? I suspect, not really. Security has to be improved. No one wants to end up dead by the roadside as a result of snatch theft. That's a true sore point. It must be addressed.

Tolls - needless to say why - we ended up with a truly inferior and obselete near-Infra Red technology. Yup - that's the idiotic Smart - Tag. It causes more jam than ever. One has to slow down just for others to rob us. Funny eh? Now, imagine if we used the faster, cheaper (USD 1) RFID tags. Toll could be collected when cars drive past at 90km per hour. New technology allows time-based toll collection - much like the Singaporean system. At peak hours - charge more toll. At mid night, make sure it is free. That would help solve traffic jams rights? But alas, we prefer to chop up every guy's dick.

We could have special permits for KL jam zone only; or peak hour use pass. The funds from such passes - use it to fund public transport. We could reduce tax for smaller cars (Kancils) and increase tax for those that take up more space. And superbikes - please reduce taxes on those too. Make it zero tax, for superbikes. They don't take up much space, neither do they burn petrol like a 4WD.

I hear you. We should tax luxury cars. Sure - you can tax cars worth more than RM 500,000 (factory price). But guess what? Right now, those rich enough can get away with a simple "you help me, I help you". How on earth did they smuggle luxury cars from an island called Langkawi?

But of course - if you leave it to the grand old man - all the problems can be solved by just keeping cars expensive. This is not even putting brains in parked mode. This is putting the entire nation on reverse gear.

Sunday 24 November 2013

Public Service Announcement


This is an extremely common sight. OK - this one is allegedly a driver involved in a hit and run. I have no clue what he allegedly hit.

The point is, do we have such 'security stickers' on our cars? Yes - please remove it.

You see, the problem with this kind of dumb-ass security is, we announce to the whole wide world (or more like an announcement to every maniac on the street) - where we live, eat, work and perhaps relax (golf clubs, etc).

What if, it was your pretty wife driving, and someone has a score to settle? Or if you are businessman, and your suppliers aren't happy with the payment terms? Or clients think they are screwed, but not in a good way? Or your teen daughter having a stalker?

For the hamsap guys - you sure you really want your mistress to know where your son studies? Or where you stay? Or when you go for a shady massage - you really want to open yourself to blackmail?

The list goes on. I really cannot understand - what kind of security does this system have. Who started this idea?

So, ladies and gentlemen, please protect ourselves. No point announcing to all maniacs where we stay. Malaysia is more than dangerous enough. If an organization insist that you need it, protest. You know what? Since this is Bolehland, where bribery isn't a concern, the best way to get around this - start being nice to the guards. Get them some curry puff, cold drinks, KFC... In no time, they will recognize you. And in no time, you will be able to move in and out freely without these idiotic stickers on the windscreen.

And some humor to start the week.

Guys - beware.

For whatever shit reasons, Malaysians must hang around when the authorities work on a suspicious device.
Are we really that dumb or what?

This is why duck face isn't always a good idea. Gals, please take note.







How many girls would do a selfie like this? It's harder than you think - coz if there is silicon, the scar is usually at the bottom.... So, chances are, this one is a natural.