For whatever reason, I cannot insert a proper Youtube link, so we will have to click on this good old style link:
Monday 5 August 2013
The Effing Show
This one covers all the current affairs within 10 minutes.
For whatever reason, I cannot insert a proper Youtube link, so we will have to click on this good old style link:
For whatever reason, I cannot insert a proper Youtube link, so we will have to click on this good old style link:
B2B Hartamas - Featured on Giler Selamba Jane!
Guess what - a massage parlour was featured on youtube. This is, of course the old shop. There is a new shop. I have not been there. But here's an interesting take on what goes on.
Sunway Mentari - B2B not...
Here's one submitted by a keen reader. You know who you are. Thanks a million for sharing. For the record, I have not personally verified it.
In sunway mentari, the MP named O***** ... mostly the stock are pinoys, and very few PRC. Its nearby KK supermart. Wasn't really hard to locate though with the help of the shop huge signboard.
The stocks seems ok for me in term of looks. Most of it SYT. That time I went I took this girl named CC. Her GFE very good. Seems shes doesn't even want to stop DFK me since the beginning until end of session. Don't bother about the massages there. Totally not worth to rate since is a F*ck Shop. Haha.
I'll give u the link for their website -
http://www.as***.com/category.php?id=17
Here's my simple field report -
Age : 19 (OKT said)
Face : 8/10 (pretty cute act)
Body : 7/10 (nice and firm boobs)
B2B / Massage : 4/10 ( its a FJ place, can't expect much)
GFE & French : 10/10 (this girl will pamper u with hug and kisses until the end)
FJ : 9/10 TIGHT..and very energetic..but seems a bit lack of exp. Did cowgirl, Doggie and Missionary position & will keep calling u Baby while moaning. Hug and kiss for a lot before taking Lil Bro out after finish.
Damage : 160 + 50 tips ( I think its worth seems she treats me good)
Will I return...? Maybe if I wanna be pampered by SYT girls..but actually for me I'm a MILF lover. Hehe. I always hunt for places that provide good MILF service.
Anyway Bro Goldfish u doesnt have to approve this comment (if u want to la) for everyone for view since I clearly exposed the MP name.
Happy cheonging :)
Oh yeah - if you are a MILF lover, you should try the place in Taipan :) Or maybe Y*** at SS15...
In sunway mentari, the MP named O***** ... mostly the stock are pinoys, and very few PRC. Its nearby KK supermart. Wasn't really hard to locate though with the help of the shop huge signboard.
The stocks seems ok for me in term of looks. Most of it SYT. That time I went I took this girl named CC. Her GFE very good. Seems shes doesn't even want to stop DFK me since the beginning until end of session. Don't bother about the massages there. Totally not worth to rate since is a F*ck Shop. Haha.
I'll give u the link for their website -
http://www.as***.com/category.php?id=17
Here's my simple field report -
Age : 19 (OKT said)
Face : 8/10 (pretty cute act)
Body : 7/10 (nice and firm boobs)
B2B / Massage : 4/10 ( its a FJ place, can't expect much)
GFE & French : 10/10 (this girl will pamper u with hug and kisses until the end)
FJ : 9/10 TIGHT..and very energetic..but seems a bit lack of exp. Did cowgirl, Doggie and Missionary position & will keep calling u Baby while moaning. Hug and kiss for a lot before taking Lil Bro out after finish.
Damage : 160 + 50 tips ( I think its worth seems she treats me good)
Will I return...? Maybe if I wanna be pampered by SYT girls..but actually for me I'm a MILF lover. Hehe. I always hunt for places that provide good MILF service.
Anyway Bro Goldfish u doesnt have to approve this comment (if u want to la) for everyone for view since I clearly exposed the MP name.
Happy cheonging :)
Oh yeah - if you are a MILF lover, you should try the place in Taipan :) Or maybe Y*** at SS15...
Beauty and Economics
A reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan to a pretty girl seeking a rich husband
A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here.
I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.
You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.
My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?
I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?
Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.
I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty
A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan:
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.
Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty" and “money" : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position".
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased".
Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps.
Signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO
A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here.
I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.
You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.
My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?
I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?
Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.
I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty
A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan:
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.
Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty" and “money" : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position".
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased".
Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps.
Signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO
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