Let's be clear. If you want fried kuey teow, don't walk into McD. This is true for many things in life - including sex. If you just want sex, please don't get a girlfriend or worse still, get married for sex only. Or working from 9 to 5 in an office, hoping to get rich. Nope - those do not happen.
Similarly - if you want a massage, don't go into a place know for sex only. The massage cannot be good.
More importantly - there are a lot of 'fuck-shops' (get in, choose a gal if there is a choice, shower, bj, put on condom, fuck, cum, leave) - the kind of wham-bang-thank you ma-am shop offering B2B service. Don't bother paying for B2B in such shops. I will tell you why.
Their specialty is really a wham-bang-thank-you-ma-am. No more, no less. But occasionally, more precisely every 27 days or so, the gals will need a 'rest'. Locals say "auntie-visit". So, what do you do with these gals? Rent needs to be paid. Overheads as usual. Solution? Give them some red panties and offer B2B service.
You can imagine these gals - with zero B2B knowledge. It's worst than walking into McD asking for nasi lemak. At least McD will be honest enough to say "Sorry - we do not serve that".
Wednesday 17 August 2011
Horny Massage - USJ...it started non-Hamsap
Well, there I was - lying naked on the massage table. It was a no-extra-service place in USJ. Mind you - the massage is good. Its usually by "China dolls". (As an aside, I won't call all of them dolls). But the massage is good. Strong. Knows how to give the muscles a good "workout" without me having to do much work.
She did vary the touch - from light to hard (almost bone-breaking) and the "feather touch". The feather touch was just before she told me to turn-over. Massage usually starts with me lying face down. You know what happens when you give a guy the "feather touch". Some other part gets hard.
So, I turned over. She started playing with my was-soft-now-hard part. Then, she dropped her pants. Dropped her panties, and started masturbating. Trust me - I was a good boy all along. I didn't talk to her (except for hello and please don't tell me I had her at hello), didn't seduce her (except for being naked - which is normal because oil is used for the massages), didn't touch her, didn't offer her money, didn't even wink at her.
Here I was thinking... what the heck. If only I could get more ladies to drop their pants and panties whenever they see me naked. Not to worry - I will not go round testing that idea. I seriously doubt if will have any positive effect. All I could conclude was, she was just plain horny.
Suffice to say that our hands got busy for the rest of the session, and we both ended up with our happy-endings. And no, she didn't ask me for money but I gave her a tip.
She did vary the touch - from light to hard (almost bone-breaking) and the "feather touch". The feather touch was just before she told me to turn-over. Massage usually starts with me lying face down. You know what happens when you give a guy the "feather touch". Some other part gets hard.
So, I turned over. She started playing with my was-soft-now-hard part. Then, she dropped her pants. Dropped her panties, and started masturbating. Trust me - I was a good boy all along. I didn't talk to her (except for hello and please don't tell me I had her at hello), didn't seduce her (except for being naked - which is normal because oil is used for the massages), didn't touch her, didn't offer her money, didn't even wink at her.
Here I was thinking... what the heck. If only I could get more ladies to drop their pants and panties whenever they see me naked. Not to worry - I will not go round testing that idea. I seriously doubt if will have any positive effect. All I could conclude was, she was just plain horny.
Suffice to say that our hands got busy for the rest of the session, and we both ended up with our happy-endings. And no, she didn't ask me for money but I gave her a tip.
Robberies
My neighbourhood idiot, Jeff, is not happy. The story goes like this. Over the last few months, more and more residents have dropped out of the private security scheme - that is, they are no longer paying their dues. Of course, he residents are fed-up with all the failed projects that they had no say but had to pay for the damn thing. This included CCTV (which does not work) and closure of roads to the point it annoys everyone.
Jeff, as usual is going about his fear-mongering. He event went as far as to say that the guards will do nothing if they see a non-paying (non-participating) resident's house get rob/broken into. Jeff being Jeff, he only sells fear, condemning the non-paying residents. He never tells of the benefits of the paying residents.
Sadly, a good number of robberies happened. This unfortunately included paying residents. Let's get real. You think the bloody robbers will care if you pay for security or not? No. They do not care. If they see you as a target, they will rob you. Plain and simple.
Equally sad is to note that the community security scheme is failing a part, and as I have said years ago - it is ineffective.
Some facts about those who got rob as recent as 30 days ago:
So, if we see anyone suspicious - inform the community, inform the guards, turn on more lights (show that we re-act) and yes - make a police report. Don't just bloody tell them - make a report. If the police stats begin to look bad, they will begin to act.
Jeff, as usual is going about his fear-mongering. He event went as far as to say that the guards will do nothing if they see a non-paying (non-participating) resident's house get rob/broken into. Jeff being Jeff, he only sells fear, condemning the non-paying residents. He never tells of the benefits of the paying residents.
Sadly, a good number of robberies happened. This unfortunately included paying residents. Let's get real. You think the bloody robbers will care if you pay for security or not? No. They do not care. If they see you as a target, they will rob you. Plain and simple.
Equally sad is to note that the community security scheme is failing a part, and as I have said years ago - it is ineffective.
Some facts about those who got rob as recent as 30 days ago:
- Appears to be committed by a gang of three or four men; driving a Alphard.
- One of the men (Malay / Indon looking) has a gun and handcuffs. He waves them around to imply he is a police officer (which is how he got into the gated community) - but never identifies himself as a police officer.
- One of the victims withdrew about RM 5000 from the bank earlier (many hours ago but within the same day). It appears that they do "tag" their victims.
- One victim was right next to the guard house. Guards did not know. I do not blame them.
- Waits for victims to leave the house for work in the morning or returns from work in the evening. Attacks when victim opens the main gate.
- In another case, victim goes out at night (about 8 to 9pm) to hang out / bring in the laundry. Robbers attacked and gains easy entry to the house.
- Most houses have walled fences (not the usual chain-linked). It is best to keep good visibility from the road to house. Privacy may be an issue but lets face it - how often do we have intimate moments in the garden?
So, if we see anyone suspicious - inform the community, inform the guards, turn on more lights (show that we re-act) and yes - make a police report. Don't just bloody tell them - make a report. If the police stats begin to look bad, they will begin to act.
Fuck Buddies
Someone, or I have to admit, a few of my friends / readers have asked - how did I end up with so three (last count four) fuckbuddies? It is really hard to say.
I am not handsome, neither am I rich. I drive a 10 year old Proton around town. Swears and is definitely not the sweetest guy - quite the opposite actually. I tell things as it is and most people dislike it. But mind you, they know it is true. However, I do not point things out just to hurt people, but I only do so when asked. I believe that I should keep my mouth shut unless I have something nice to say; or the other fellow asked.
So, back to the original question - how did I end up with fuck buddies? I have no idea. I could guess. I suppose I am honest. If I see a gal or lady, and I want to bed her - just ask her. No need to lie or be shy.
And when I actually make it to bed with her, the objective is really to make sure she has a damn lot of fun too. Fun for both parties. If she has concerns, address them (like she may not want to go to hotels - so, be prepared to have fun in your place or her place). Don't just say "Never mind la, hotels are fun too... That does not address the problem.
I suppose the same is true for work, and indeed many aspects of life. First, we have to be upfront and honest about it. No point lying to others, and especially to ourselves. Next, communicate and if there is a problem address it. Don't just take the 'tidak apa' (never mind) attitude.
Good luck and have fun hunting :) If your hunt is successful, enjoy the results too.
I am not handsome, neither am I rich. I drive a 10 year old Proton around town. Swears and is definitely not the sweetest guy - quite the opposite actually. I tell things as it is and most people dislike it. But mind you, they know it is true. However, I do not point things out just to hurt people, but I only do so when asked. I believe that I should keep my mouth shut unless I have something nice to say; or the other fellow asked.
So, back to the original question - how did I end up with fuck buddies? I have no idea. I could guess. I suppose I am honest. If I see a gal or lady, and I want to bed her - just ask her. No need to lie or be shy.
And when I actually make it to bed with her, the objective is really to make sure she has a damn lot of fun too. Fun for both parties. If she has concerns, address them (like she may not want to go to hotels - so, be prepared to have fun in your place or her place). Don't just say "Never mind la, hotels are fun too... That does not address the problem.
I suppose the same is true for work, and indeed many aspects of life. First, we have to be upfront and honest about it. No point lying to others, and especially to ourselves. Next, communicate and if there is a problem address it. Don't just take the 'tidak apa' (never mind) attitude.
Good luck and have fun hunting :) If your hunt is successful, enjoy the results too.
Dave Above OK
A number of readers have asked about the exact location of Dave Above OK. I have been there about 3 weeks ago. All I can say is, it is not worth finding out exactly where it is now. Hardly any new "merchandize" and I suppose there are other places which are better.
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