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Sunday 24 November 2013

Public Service Announcement


This is an extremely common sight. OK - this one is allegedly a driver involved in a hit and run. I have no clue what he allegedly hit.

The point is, do we have such 'security stickers' on our cars? Yes - please remove it.

You see, the problem with this kind of dumb-ass security is, we announce to the whole wide world (or more like an announcement to every maniac on the street) - where we live, eat, work and perhaps relax (golf clubs, etc).

What if, it was your pretty wife driving, and someone has a score to settle? Or if you are businessman, and your suppliers aren't happy with the payment terms? Or clients think they are screwed, but not in a good way? Or your teen daughter having a stalker?

For the hamsap guys - you sure you really want your mistress to know where your son studies? Or where you stay? Or when you go for a shady massage - you really want to open yourself to blackmail?

The list goes on. I really cannot understand - what kind of security does this system have. Who started this idea?

So, ladies and gentlemen, please protect ourselves. No point announcing to all maniacs where we stay. Malaysia is more than dangerous enough. If an organization insist that you need it, protest. You know what? Since this is Bolehland, where bribery isn't a concern, the best way to get around this - start being nice to the guards. Get them some curry puff, cold drinks, KFC... In no time, they will recognize you. And in no time, you will be able to move in and out freely without these idiotic stickers on the windscreen.

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