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Tuesday 1 May 2012

Massage at SS15, Subang Jaya

Firstly, let me thank an acquaintance for this lead.

After getting the lead, I decided to check the place out. It's along SS15/4B, near a 7-11...and yes, for those who know it, it's Y***. Based on my lead, I requested for number 2. It was about 9pm on a Friday and surprisingly, I was the only customer there. A few more customers came in an hour later. I guess it's for the late night massages.

The massage was OK. I would give it about 7/10. Mind you, I like a strong massage but not till the point it hurts like hell. Some masseuses have what I would like to call the Thumb of Death. They will pinch, poke or rub one spot till it hurts like hell. Those are not mind kind. I like a slow massage, but strong. Pressure is OK - but not spot pressure (the Thumb of Death). Fast rubbing is out for me (unless, it's the.... you get it). So, that's how I rate it.

In any case, the best massages are either in Bali or Bangkok (proper ones, thank you). I do get feedback "But the Thai ones are better" or "Bali is still the best". Yes la. Steak in US is also good - but what choices have we here? I miss oysters in Vancouver too. Alas, we can only write and enjoy what's within the realms of Kuala Lumpur.

Back to the massage: Yes, it was good. Enjoyable. Warning: Spoiler alert. Do not read on if you want a surprise. OK?

So, I took this Number 2 because someone said she has a pair of killer boobs (not to be confused with the word death as in Thumb of Death). I did notice she had a firm pair of very sizeable boobs. After massaging my back, she asks me to turn over. I did.

Surprise! She lifted up her shirt and started to massage me with her assets. That wasn't the surprise actually. The WOW factor was : She wasn't wearing any bra. And it looked so good when she had her shirt on. My definition of killer boobs is: The size and shape stays exactly the same when the bra has been removed. So yes, she had big and firm... oh well. You get the idea.

The next part had me blushing, and covering my face with no where to hide. By then, a few other customers were there. This place had curtains between 'cubicles'. She started talking to her colleagues. I can understand some Chinese, (despite being constantly labelled Cina). The conversation went something like this:

Number 2: Wow very big. 
Her colleague: Hahaha. What's very big.
Number 2: His 'tool'. 
Her colleague: How big?
Number 2: As thick as my wrist.
Her colleague: Really?
Number 2: Yeah. It's long too....and I like it alot.

Me: Shit, hope I don't kena rape. And no need to announce to everyone else present. I am sure the other customers could understand.

And after some time...

Number 2: He can last very long too.... so good for making love.

What more can I say..... Aiks.

48 comments:

Anonymous said...

ah mei bro...?

Eugene Lee said...

Nice intro. Do u have their contact number?

Anonymous said...

Damage?

Anonymous said...

Where is it actually and the name? Is it in front subang square?

Anonymous said...

if u dont mind me asking, what was the damage? :D

Anonymous said...

if u dont mind me asking, what was the damage ;D?

Hamsap Goldfish said...

No comments on names online... sorry.

No, I don't have their contact number :( But I think you can google it.

Damage: Massage, I think it was RM 100 for two hours plus the 'standard' RM 50 tips.

Where is it? It's in SS15, near Subang Square. Not too familiar with that area to comment if it is actually in front of Subang Square. Should be real easy to find, it's bloody next to a 7-11.

Anonymous said...

the one at bukit jalil better... XD

Anonymous said...

Have to say, you write very well. Very entertaining reads, and not just on massages. haha

hamsapx2 said...

i went there last week bro. not very happy though. could not get num 2 as she was bz. had to take num 1. so so only. i've had better massage. happy ending was not so happy after all. damage rm70 + the usual rm50 tips

Please keep the trip reports coming bro. will keep exploring

me said...

just try out the numb 2 . what can i say she will serve u like a king !

Hamsap Goldfish said...

Oh yes.....number 2 is fantastic....

Anonymous said...

Bro is she better than siu hong? If i go find her dun wan extra service can? Lmao

Hamsap Goldfish said...

Siu hong offers no extras. Siu Hong is really for massage only. It's like comparing durians and chocolates.

Anonymous said...

Went there last night, couldn;t get no2 as she was engaging another cust. Got no 18 instead, very raw, young and gentle, will always ask if she is applying correct pressure.

Hamsap Goldfish said...

Would you recommend NUmmber 18? That's the crux of the matter....

Anonymous said...

Uncle, go ahead if u have the appetite for fairly young girl at her mid-twenties. Massage service is average while the hj is good. But personally I wont try her again, prefer some experiences one.

Anonymous said...

no 2 is the champion......!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Lol go to the MP and just request for girls based on their numbers?
Can u email me details of where this MP is? Thanks.

Nexile0505@yahoo.com

catty said...

hilarious. are u sure the girls were talking about u or just to please u to come back. btw, i'm bored & blog-hopping & met your blog. very entertaining. Bookmarked.

Hamsap Goldfish said...

100% sure they were talking about me. That's not the way to make guys come again (no pun intended). Guys will want fantastic service...not just lip service (sorry for the confusion. By lip service I mean talk only.... bj is lip service too....hahaha). For whatever reason, I never returned to that place. But I do miss her boobs....

catty said...

hahaha. now i am curious, how big and lasting is that thing of yours. no need pics, just some measurements and timing just to check whether i had that kind already or not :)

if only they have places like this for women... i also want to hear hot guys talking abt my hot stuff (or pretending... they should talk nice as I am the customer).

Hamsap Goldfish said...

Oh well.... if you really want to know.... be prepared with a ruler :P

Looks like you have had lots of experience too.... :P

catty said...

i told u i'm an old auntie, sure i've had loads of experience from my macarena time to gangnam-style time :)) no need a ruler, malaysians are average unless u're mixed with bangla/ indian/ pakistani/ niggers. all sizes are good from baby mushroom to pisang tanduk. so for those guys who just hate u for bragging your manhood, don't be because small-dicked always have good oral skill, better than the big ones. very true.

Hamsap Goldfish said...

Fully agree with you, catty. The thing is, one never know if I am average or not. The reason is simple...I don't get to see too many dicks (as in a male sexual organ). Hahaha.

Macerana only... not that aunty la. The most important is a sexy aunty. It's the same with gals / ladies. Regardless of body, skills and attitude is important. :P

Yes, I love to eat a gal out, till she squeezes me real hard between her tights. That can only mean one thing....hahaha.

Oh.... me? More than 6 inches. Was told it is very thick and fat (why gals like it)...and can last long. And I could never tell if I am mixed with bangla/indon or whatever. As I have stated in one of my blogs, I cannot trace my complete family three beyond three generations (me included) and I don't even know if anyone lied.

catty said...

i read some of your posts. u really are obsessed with big boobs. my request for u to check out some flat-chested girls too. be fair to them too. maybe some tips on how to enjoy them despite being in A or AA cups. and u said bigger boobs produce more milk. nonsense. i'm an A and breast-fed all my babies exclusively. some of my big-boobies friends couldn't make it for 2 mths. there are too much fat covering the milk glands, i think. i notice msian men love big boobies while the orang puteh prefer petite flat-chested asians with big hard nipples. they say this girls are more sensitive and fun. am i right, dear?

6 inch who loves oral and doesn't care abt the woman's look? i wish i met u 15 years ago... errr to baby-sit you la at that time. you were under-aged. hahahaha

Hamsap Goldfish said...

I comment a lot of big boobs. It's just hard to believe (real ones, that is)...some gals have such nice boobs while they are so slim.

And yes, some of my f-buddies have A sized boobs. Those are great too...It's timelines. They don't sag. As far as big boobs is concerned - somehow, gravity will catch up. Everything has its ups and downs.

The other thing about gals with small boobs...it's just like school-gals :) Of course, I do not encourage sex with underaged gals (but the courts seems to say it is OK nowadays)... but nothing to stop one from fantasizing about it....

catty said...

i am cursed with my youthfulness. always end-up with young chaps. i wish i can attract the dato and tan sri but with no boobs, it's impossible :(

Hamsap Goldfish said...

Be careful with what you wish for :P Your wish might just be granted.... nowadays, don't talk about attracting dato's and tan sris. If you really wanted to - you can get a Dato' title or a Tan Sri too.

But with your good bj skill..... :) Maybe I should start a bj rating service.

Anonymous said...

I went to ***e the other day and asked for 2, but she was busy. got 1 instead. chubby girl.
took the 90mins since i had some time, but she was just pushing my back non stop.
happy ending for $50.
its busy for 4pm on a weekday, probably a good sign

Hamsap Goldfish said...

Thanks for the update. I have not been to SS15 for ages.

Anonymous said...

Bro, may I know what was RM50 tips for? Is it for the HJ ? XD, and are allowed to touchie and l*** their ni** xD ? juz asking tho, cuz about going to try, hehe

Anonymous said...

Bro, may I know what was the RM50 tips for? Is it for the Hj xD ? and are we allowed to l*** or grab their b***** xD ? Juz asking tho, cuz about to going der next week, hehe

Hamsap Goldfish said...

Err.... if you are unsure what the RM 50 is for... :P Better don't simply touch touch. Hahaha. Really.

Anyway, it's for the HJ. Do read my other post. Different ML give different treatment to their clients. Reason: It depends on how the clients treat the ML. They aren't a piece of meat. They are humans. So, it's a relationship too.

Anonymous said...

Couldnt find the place yesterday.. Could oni find 7-11..

Anonymous said...

I try that place.. no number 2. so I take Another gal.massage skill inexperience, A bit chubby and not pretty. Her sound also not gentle. But I do saw a plenty girl there. Plus I do hear some sweet voices flying around. my next door is the best, nice sweet and gentle voice. So I maybe unlucky to get her. I do recommend u guy to try, u maybe the lucky one. I also think natural care in usj is not bad. Do anyone else have better place to recommend.

george said...

I went to this massage center on the last day of 2012... The time i went number 8 was available... litle bit chubby but very cute and sexy... I have to say she is very good is massaging... feel very relaxed and enjoyed her massage.

well as for extra service i get some handjob from her and some other special service. It was very pleasurable and again their massage is very good.

Damage: Rm150 including massage, handjob and some other special services.

For massage it is only Rm 50 while for massage and handjob is RM100.. if you add any other services they you have to pay little extra.

Overall very good massage center. I would rate 8/10 for this massage center.

Anonymous said...

i go there last night but there's many massage place at the 7-11 area. did u mean it is beside the 7-11? someone help me...

Anonymous said...

guys, if some of you still can't find the place,its beside subang square, RIGHT beside 7-11, you need to go up 1 floor by using the small entrance beside of 7-11

Anonymous said...

Where is it place? I'm at smile hotel. How can I go there

Hamsap Goldfish said...

Sorry mate...I have no idea where smile hotel is. Do roam around. After all, I have given plenty of hints before.

And oh yeah - I heard from an extremely reliable source: Number 2 is back, boobs - still as solid; with improved hj...

Anonymous said...

lol...juz went there few weeks back. No. 2 actually provided slightly illegal services compared to others..

Anonymous said...

Is this place still around? btw, can we know how each number of gals look like?

Anonymous said...

No 2 is a fat aunty...... Omfg. U guys all old goldfish man?

Anonymous said...

how old is she??

Hamsap Goldfish said...

Tiu....how old how old? Bugger - you go check it out yourself la. What do you think I am? Going around checking other's ID? And since when do girls tell you their age? U better go out and learn more about gals.

puremoe said...

hey man, is the place still open?

Hamsap Goldfish said...

I suspect it is still open. Have not been there for ages.