It's Raya

Once again, it is Raya and Salam Eid to all.

The good thing about raya, besides food, would be hot pussies. Let me explain further. I have some bloody annoying cats (stray or otherwise) that has their macho contest right outside my room - in a side lane. They are not my pussies, but they do keep me awake at night. They know darn well that I cannot get them. Not afraid of water either. So, what's my solution? Hot Pussies!

Years back, I got a water gun, albeit not the powerful type, fill it up with vinegar and spray them. The end results - sour pussies. Hahaha. Pun intended. Cats hate vinegar and when they try to lick it off, the look of sour pussies are worthless. Alas, it is a bit too troublesome to get up in the middle of the night to reload my gun. Ahem... What more, vinegar is kindda messy.

Then, someone suggested 'pop pop', a kind of fireworks. It is some encapsulated gunpowder - and when subjected to impact - such as being thrown to the ground, it pops. Popping pussies are fun. They do run at the sharp and loud noise, but there is a limited range on how far I can throw them.

Being Raya, I manage to get some more powerful fireworks. Light it, throw it, and it goes bang. That kind of fireworks. Range is the same as pop pop (relies on me throwing it), but it goes out with a bigger bang. Banging pussies are more fun.

Lastly, I got some moon travellers aka rockets. They fly for about 20 meters before going 'bang'. A flying pussy might well be fun.

Not to worry - no cats were hurt or will be hurt - just some excited pussies jumping around. I just want some sleep. After all, cats are bloody smart. If they know the object will explode, they keep away. Not easy to get pussies.