But yet...

After my last post, here's a list of fantastic stuff they blame for their own fucking business:

1. Foreign artist - bad influence, ban concerts.
2. Artists cannot have long hair.
3. Cannot show cleavage
4. Want to ban sanitary pads too.
5. Condoms should not be sold openly.
6. Beer / alcoholic drinks also cannot be sold.
7. Western culture
8. Christianity
9. Other religions and culture
10. Internet

And here are a suggestion of things they should ban / do:

1. Phones cannot have camera.
2. Web-cams shall be banned too.
3. Phones cannot SMS new numbers for at least 14 days. This is to prevent one-night-stands or boy-meets-girls and fucks each other within 24 hours.
4. All smartphone will be taxed 300%.
   
5. Internet speed shall be limited to 36.6kbps to prevent porn from being downloaded. Hang on - TM / Streamyx is already doing this.
6. Solvent based glue will be banned.
7. One in five condoms will be randomly poked with holes. This means unmarried couples cannot use condoms to fuck safely.
8. Contraceptive pills will only be sold to married couples.
9. Oh yeah - girls must wear chastity belt with two keys. One held by mother, one held by father. Else, father might rape daughter, or mother might pimp daughter.
10. All motorbikes will have only up to two gears. This is to prevent rempits.
11. Cars will be limited to three gears only - reverse gear included. This is to prevent speeding.
    
12. All handbags will be banned. To is to prevent snatch thieves.
13. Cars will be compartmentalized into four (driver, front passenger, back left passenger and back right passenger). This is to prevent teens from kongkek in cars.
14. The phrase Barang Naik is banned.
15. Any sentences with C4, Rosmah and/or Najib is banned.
16. Cinemas must be open air.
17. All alcoholic beverages will be banned...plus yeast, used to make alcoholic drinks must also be banned.
    
18. All imported films, books, songs will be banned.
19. All women, including non-Muslim must tutup aurat. Else, men see sexy Chinese / Indian women, go rape their own daughters.
20. Cosmetics, skin whitening products, slimming products - will also be banned. When people are ugly, they won't fuck each others.
21. Gyms will be banned for ladies. Guys can still work out.
    
22. Price of sugar will be increased, and taxed to prevent diabetes.
23. Santan and nasi lemak will be subsidized... again, if they are fat, they cannot fuck each other. When they are dying, they will even pray more.
    
24. All spray paint must be water soluble. This is for easy removal of graffiti.
25. Ban Astro, unless it is RTM 1 type of programmes.
26. Frequency jammers will be deployed to prevent reception of foreign satellite programs. This includes those up to Muar with extra high antennae to receive Singaporean TV stations.
27. All sexy under garments will be banned.
28. Cosmetic surgery, especially breast enhancement, must be banned.
29. All summonses will be banned - instead, motorist must settle on the spot. This is to improve efficiency.
    
30. All dogs will be shot / killed at sight.
31. All pig farms will be demolished, unless it is owned by Khir Toyo / BN controlled.

That's all I can think of for now. You have any ideas to make this nation better?