The Darren Monologue

Wonder how a possible monologue could be:

Scenario 1
Hello. Yes, this is Darren.... oh, you are Ryan is it? Hi. Nice to hear from you. Daphne is your wife right? I see... Yeah, I have been fucking her la. You don't mind right? Oh like that ah.... OK lor.... I try not to fuck her again la. But don't worry la - it's just sex. We don't love each other. What? She said I love her. Of course I have to say that lar. Else, how to get her to spread her leg?

Another scenerio:

Aiseh. Actually, Ryan - your problem is not with me la. Daphne gatal. You have to satisfy her la. She is not satisfied, so I heard. How? I can help you one... I can recommend you cheap viagra, or if you prefer Cialis la. Ah yes...I also know of a good friend. He can supply tongkat ali and give you some urut batin. That way, you will be strong la. If you satisfy Daphne... no need for me to fuck her la. I mean, I am also married - not suppose to fuck her maaah. Some more, I also have to service my own wife. Right? Oh. She also complain about your skills. Aiya. Normal la. Not every guy has good skills. Easy la.... if you want, we can organize a threesome. Then you see how we can satisfy Daphne lor. Ha? Oh... like that ah, I bring my wife along la. Foursome is also fun maah...

OR:

Wei brother Ryan. Not my fault ler. Daphne come and seduce me. You know la. She is so hot. Whenever she works near me, she spreads her legs. Show her tits. Aiyoo. How to tahan. So, I also like kena rape la. Not my fault ler. I think you better settle her first...

And a few months later:

Ah...Ryan ah. Wei. I am in a fix la. Daphne say I got her pregnant. I need you help la, Ryan. Can you be the legal father. I mean, I also have three kids already... not easy la nowadays. Everything barang naik. Cannot meh? You just pay for Isobel financially la. I won't say anything. Daphne also won't say too much....because, I suspect Isobel is not mine. How I know who? But you tolong tolong la. Just pay for maintenance lor.

I know... but not bad maah. You don't need to exercise in bed...I also understand. Businessman like you very busy, not free to make babies. So, consider this as ready made.....fast food McD type la. You go to McD, you worry where the cow come from or not? No maah....just pay and eat only right?

So, can or not... please la bro.

OK la wei....I owe you one brother..... next time we go cheong, the gal on me la.