Relationship Status

The term "Complicated" as a relationship status is sure overused. And misused. As for most relationships, it is far from complicated. The status "Complicated" should be reserved for truly complicated relationships. For example:

Complicated:

Abby loves Adam. However, Adam's dad has been secretly fucking Abby. Abby does it for cash. Adam does not know about it. Adam's sister, Sue, knows about her dad and Abby's relationship. Sue is a lesbian and has the hots for Abby. Sue blackmails Abby to sleep with her. Reluctantly, Abby agrees as she still wants to be with Adam.

Twisted:

Same as above, but Abby is pregnant with Adam's dad child. Abby and Adam will get married soon. Sue wants extra time with Abby after the marriage. Adam is actually gay.

So, if the relationship is nothing like the above, please stop using the word 'complicated'. It is not complicated. See below for the proper definitions (to me at least)

MBA

Married but available. It could be a open MBA, or a secretive one. 

Dilemma

Unsure if one wants to continue with the current bf/gf or husband/wife relationship. 

Example: Relationship status: In Dilemma with Amber.

WFO

Waiting for Opportunity. When the time is right, this person will terminate / end relationship with current partner. The right 'time' could be:

• When a rich 80 year old comes along. He does not have any heir either. Does not matter if he has hair or not. 
•  A sexy 17 year old comes along, with natural C cups, 170cm tall and loves sex.

You get the idea.

SAD - Class 1

Single and Desirable

SAD - Class 2

Single and desperate

Cheating On & Cheating With

Example: Relationship status: Cheating on Wilson; cheating with Johnny. 

If anyone declares it as such, it am sure it will make the Jerry Springer show look like Sesame Street.

For Show

Example: Relationship Status: In relationship with Camelia; For Show with Dianna.

Very suitable for those who has one for show; and one whom he really loves. Typically for males; but rich datin-datins are catching on too.

For Money

Similar as above, but more applicable to girls. Guys are catching on too.

For Sex

Example: Married to Kent; for sex with Jimmy & Sue.

Suitable for the bored housewives or house-husbands.

SNA

Single and not available. Happy with being alone. Don't ask any more. Moving on...

Yoyo

Example: Gal loves guy. After some time, starts fighting / arguing. Dumps guy. Stuff herself with food / Guy drinks and gets messed up. Make up, loves him again. Starts dieting for him / he repents and promises to quick drinking / smoking / gambling. Repeat.

Love-Hate: Class 1

Example: John loves to hate Sue. 

John actually enjoys hating / arguing / fighting with Sue. This feeling is mutual. Typically found in older relationships (both above 60 years old) and for whatever reason, they cannot go separate ways (like staying with separate kids for a few months). Must be together and keep arguing / nagging.

Love-Hate: Class 2

Sometimes they love each other; sometimes they hate each other. But not as severe as yoyo.

Mental

Status suitable for stalkers, those who yell none stop when they see Justin Beiber on stage; in-love with some manga character; spends more time with his sports car than his wife; having an online relationship with a 'pretty gal' when it is actually a twisted fat-so impersonating a 18-year-old girl. Frankly, most of us are under this category.


I recently read one:
Facebook should have a new feature. If one changes his or her status more than 3 times per month, it should automatically be "Unstable".