Dear Tun,
I regret the need to trouble you long after your retirement from the police force. Sometime back, you commented that communist elements were present in the latest Bersih 3.0 protest. By the looks of things, you are spot on. The communist are back.
The reason for me writing to you is, was extremely alarmed that two communist agents would be allowed to be in Malaysia.
This time, they got smarter. Instead of wearing yellow, waving Malaysian flags, they are showing up in full panda suit. It is said that they smell like a panda, looks like a panda, behaves like a panda.... but they are really commies.
Commies showing up at cute pandas would be a great threat. They would look adorable, and even entice millions of Malaysians to embrace the pandas. What's more worrying is, it would well be the Malaysian taxpayers to house and feed the pandas. Imagine - the perfect subterfuge operation financed by Malaysia against Malaysia.
Tun, I sincerely hope you can look into this before it is all too late. Tun, it would take a brave man to fight these two well-connected pandas. After all, it appears that Dr. Chua Sok Lek is supporting the pandas! As the Malay proverb goes, "Api dalam sekam". Yes - that's truly disappointing, and you have my personal assurance I do not support Dr. Chua (nor the pandas).
Tun, I wish you well in your fight against the pandas and the communist sympathizers. If there is any help that you need, I would be happy to assist. I do know of a few massage ladies from China, and they could be trained to be our double-agent in China. Again, I truly regret having the need to trouble you after your retirement.
Yours truly,
Hamsap Uncle
PS: No wonder the Police arrested Anwar. He had a black eye too.. (at some stage), and could well be trying to transform into a panda. We must continue to keep an eye (and other CCTV recordings) of Anwar.
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