Dogs versus Cats

Dogs have been condemned to be dirty. It's hard to get a dog license here. Plus, it is shoot to kill for the poor dogs. Cats on the other hand has been given free access to the house and it is indeed very welcomed. Are cats better? Well, here's my take:

1. My dog is home 24 / 7. Cats are free to roam. Heaven knows who's garbage they have been eating and digging. What if the garbage contained pork? Hmmm.
2. Cats are more likely to go after rats, cockroaches and heavens know that else. Dogs (house bound) are unlikely to go after such filthy creatures.
3. Cats kill birds.
4. Stray cats have given birth on my neighbour's bed. Yukky rite?
5. Some stray cats are full of fleas. I have been badly bitten once when the bugger walked pass me.
6. Cats poop every where - when they are out of the house on their own.
7. Cats fuck other cats freely. Dogs can be house bound. And castrated. How often do they castrate cats in Malaysia? So, they go round fucking every other cat on the block, bringing back god-knows-what diseases.
8. Dogs bark. But hey - you heard cats fighting the whole night during mating season? Just as a bloody nuisance as barking dogs.
9. Dogs have de-worming medication, flea shampoo, etc. Never seen de-worming for cats.
   
10. I shower my dog once a week. Cats? You say ler?

So, how can people come to the conclusion that dogs are dirty? At best, cats are just as filthy. Get real. It's time to get rid of stray cats, and people with cats should seriously think of keeping their pussies clean.