Poco Poco Banned

The poco-poco dance has been banned. Refer to article at:

http://www.bernama.com/bernama/v5/newsindex.php?id=575453

One cannot help but to think, what else would this imaginary Bolehland ban? Here are few suggestions:

Alphabet 't'
The small letter 't' resembles the cross, which is in reference to Christianity. As such, this letter will be banned. However, the government of Bolehland is rational and understanding. Capital letter 'T' will still be allowed.

't' shall be replaced with 'T" aT all Times. We musT never use the small leTTer 't' again as it mighT cause The counTry To be corrupTed. Any publicaTions wiTh The small leTTer 't' will now require permission from the Home MinisTry and musT be sTampped wiTh The words "For ChrisTians only".

Cross Roads
All road junctions must now be upgraded and changed - from the cross roads to a round-about. Cross-roads resemble the cross, which is referenced to Christianity. More than that, cars travelling on the cross-roads would inadvertantly form the 't'. A big no no. Just be like Shah Alam - use big round-abouts instead of cross-roads.


Projects to convert (no pun intended) cross-roads to round-abouts will be carried out by direct negoTiaTion insTead of a Tender process. This is to immediately stop the corruption of young minds but to fuel corruption of the rich and powerful.

Road intersecting other roads at 90 degrees would also be banned.

Cross Road Signs As and when the cross roads are converted to round-abouts, the cross-road signs must be replaced with the proper round-about signs.


For cross signs that are not replaced, the cross sign must be remounted 45 degrees clock wise. This is to make the cross road signs appear "X" rather than "t".

A similar rulling applies to the Red Cross. Otherwise, the words "For Christians Only" will be printed in bold next to the cross signs.

Come to think of it, if all the cross-roads are reserved for Christians Only.... heck, I would be a baptized by tomorrow morning. Imagine - no jam. That's really God sent.

Arms Wide Opened

In my humble opinion, this is the most serious. Not only it resembles the cross, it resembles how Jesus was crucified. Absolute horror. (to non-Christians, how could we be linked to another religion. For Christians, imagine the pain and sacrifice made by Jesus).




Now - what to do with non-Christians having their arms wide open is a big question. Possible ideas include:

• Charging them in a religious court
• Asking them to bend their heads back too
• Off with their heads
• Tie a string between waist and arm. This string will be the mechanical limiter, preventing innocent and unsuspecting non-Christians from spreading their arms wide open.

However, there is no limit on girls (or guys) spreading their legs wide open. Actually, guys and girls are encouraged to spread their legs - as that will never resemble the cross. I am all supportive of this one.

Unrelated News

However, the screening of porn recordings would still be allowed, so long the following rules are adhered to:

1. Producers must be a Dato' / Datuk / Datuk Seri / Tan Sri / Tun
2. Main actor / actress must resemble a member of DAP, PAS or PKR
3. Screening must be done in Carcosa Sri Negara

For those who are unfortunate to appear in such porn movies, please contact Lingam. He will make a good lawyer for such cases.