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Sunday 17 April 2011

+ sign banned

We are eagerly awaiting for the + sign to be banned. In fact, the students are praying for the + sign to be banned. This would be that mathematics might not be a subject for them to study. In the mean time, Muslim students are allowed to skip sums which requires addition.

For example:
1+5 = "Sorry. I cannot answer this question as it is against my religion."

To replace the + sign with something more "Malaysian", some has suggested it be called Jib, in honour of the PM.

Question:
Class, what's 2 Jib 3?

Answer from student:
1

Teacher:
Why 1? How can 2 Jib 3 be one? Isn't it suppose to be 5?

Student:
Suppose to be 5, but Jib pocketed 4 maaah.

2 comments:

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