Sexual Detox: Make cum sweeter

I am quite sure I have written about this before, but no harm in writing this again.

I prefer to write based on sexperience, so, I am only writing what guys can do. I have no clue what gals can do for sexual detox. The chief complain is bad semen taste, and worse still - discourage the gals to go down on the guy. For guys, besides keeping our tools clean, and healthy, it is also important to keep the taste pleasant (as possible).

So, here it goes:

1. Stop smoking. I do not smoke. Ciggie smoke is full of toxin. Ever tried drinking out of a used ashtray? Enough said.
2. No alcohol for guys for about a week. Alcohol inhibits sex in men
3. More or some alcohol for girls. Alcohol increases sexual desire in females. But again, I do not encourage this. I believe sex is best when both are in full control but yet very consenting to all sorts of ideas.
4. Drinks lots of water. Keep hydrated. It increases cum volume - which makes it more pleasurable for the guy. And dilutes the cum - making it easier to swallow (no pun intended). (for 24 hours)
5. Pineapple juice, to make it sweet. (at least  3 days)
6. Cinnamon. This improves taste tremendously. Years ago, I use to get cinnamon tablets from US. Now, it is easily available in Malaysia. Take cinnamon tablets for at least 3 days, if not long term.
7. Avoid meat (red meat) and fish. Urgggh. Moving on....
8. This item is tough. For guys to enjoy it more, abstain from sex / cum for three days. If your gal likes it, keep it for her too. If the gal does not like it, well - don't take the "first load". The second shot for the day is usually less in volume, and less thick.
9. Citrus and cranberries are said to be good too... 
10. And yeah - for guys who want a big shot, take zinc tablets - once a day. But don't overdose ah. The natural option would be oyster, but that's seafood (See number 7).
11. Guys can also take some L-arginene and L-lysine supplements. Helps with volume. Again, please don't overdose.
12. Viagra? If you gal is good and the guy is healthy, forget it. Some say horny goat weed helps too. To me, horny gals are better.

Personally, I practise steps 2 to 8 (8 as in keep it for her). 2 is easy - I don't love to drink unless I am in Germany. Step 3 does not apply to guys.
Have fun!