Vivian: Blowjob Queen

Firstly - a great step to freedom of speech and good to see you are publishing your sexual escapades. It is time to show censors that they do not have a place in modern society.

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2012/10/17/nation/12182362&sec=nation

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I have reviewed the video, titled "Alvin And Vivian Second Sex Video - Blowjob Queen". Let's be fair - I have no idea who gave the title to the video. Was it a third party, or was it Vivian. You see, Vivian, let's get to the hard facts. I have to break it to you - the performance is hardly (no pun intended) the standard of a blowjob queen. It was rather elementary. It's great to see CIM, but didn't see you swallowing. Here are some tips  to being a true blowjob queen.

1. Too much hand. Vivian, you were jerking him too much. It's like a rushed job (trying to get him to finish so that you are done with your task). A true BJ queen will have the "no hands" technique. Yup, only mouth till the happy ending. If you can do this in a go, use a timer. Try 2 mins, then 3 mins, then 5 mins.
2. I hear you ask... but what should my hands be doing? Well, if you are not into the kinky stuff, he won't have to cuff you. Tip #1 for hands. Butterfly touch. Touch him very very lightly with the tips of your finger on his tights, inner tights, tummy, chest and yes, even his nipples. See him squirm. Then, you might decide to cuff him if he doesn't behave.
3. Keep some long fingernails on one hand. About 1cm long. Very lightly scratch him from chess to balls, including inner tights. Repeat. Alternate with butterfly touch.
4. If he is up to it (pun intended), give him a prostate massage. Google it.
5. No passion. You have to suck on it as if your life depended on it. Be more GFE (girlfriend experience). Smile more. Look at him seductively when you blow him.
6. Lick slowly. Suck slowly. Take your time. Enjoy it. Don't rush.
7. Learn about other techniques, including:
1. Fire and Ice
2. Air Cond
3. Mouthwash / Listerine (it might sting for him)
4. Ice Cream dick & balls
5. Humming (the vibration feels great especially when it's deep throat)
8. Show off your deep throat skills. No, don't cheat on him. Use a banana, or a dildo. Go Google "ideepthroat". Now, she is the deep throat queen.
9. Try various positions 
• 68 (same as 69, but he doesn't give you oral pleasure)
• 69
• Standing 69
• Face fcuk (Lie down, with your head leaned over the edge of your bed. You get the idea)
• With him sitting. With him on all fours. You bending over. Be creative.
10. You missed his balls. Suck it, lick it. Suck one in. Suck both in.
11. Rimming. Enough said. 
12. Lick belly button, suck his nipples. Kiss him everywhere. 
13. Be the Queen - be in control. Bring him to the edge. Know when to slow down. Keep him on the edge. Give him his happy ending only when you want him to be happy.
14. Use your boobs / nipples. It's OK if you can't give him a boob fcuk. Rub your nibbles very lightly on his tights. Pole dance on his leg when you blow him. 
15. Don't be like a cheap porn movie. You don't have to show the money shot. Just suck hard and swallow. 
16. Be a real Queen - be in full control. He is young - he won't need a break. Show that you can keep him hard after his happy ending. Then, ride him; and whatever positions you want. After riding (but don't make him end first), repeat steps 2 to 15. If you can, repeat this again (3 happy endings?). I know, in fairly tales, it is only one happy ending per story. But this is the real world. We can have a few happy endings (or sometimes, not happy at all).
17. Now, you are a BJ Queen. Don't believe it can be done? Believe you me, Vivian. It can be done. Damn nice. And yes, you will have him on a leash by then. 
18. Tongue exercise. Consider them - but it doesn't involve Alvin. This would be essential for lesbians or rimming. I find tongue push ups really build up the muscle of my tongue. Take a retractable pen and hold it in your mouth with your teeth and lips so the pen end is pointing out. Then use your tongue to repeatedly "click" the pen. Do it as fast and for as long as you can. Take a break when necessary and repeat. Using the spring that controls the pen works well, and nobody will guess you're practicing for oral! or Get a shot glass (the kind you pour some whiskey in) and practice reaching the bottom.
19. Another exercise: Tie a cherry stem.
20. And yeah - start by undressing him only with your mouth. Better still, if he is wearing a belt.

Don't be discourage. It's a great movie from Malaysia / Singapore. However, do refrain from using the title Asian Blowjob Queen for the time being.

I hope my comments are not too hard for you to swallow. In the mean time, I wish you well, lots of fun with his crown jewels and you get to be your Asian Blowjob Queen one day.

Don't get too many ideas ok. It's just a lick.

Wow. She is fast too. Must be a damn good kisser.