NEP has worked

Yup, NEP has made the playing fields leveled for both bumi and non-bumi. Instead of filling up the low areas, what really happened is the high areas of the field has been dug out, and the dirt sold. And they are still digging.

Acknowledgement: Pics from Malaysiakini / NST.

Why on earth are the students asking for PTPTN to be abolished. Hello. This is a loan. You have to repay it. Maybe they took a page out of Sharizat's family business - if you take a loan, you don't have to repay it.

Imagine - this is the future of Malaysia - asking for loans that do not need to be repaid. They should be asking for free education (which they are) and education to be based solely on results. 

My questions are:

1. Why do they take the loan in the first place?
2. Some say, they are poor. How much is your phone? If it is more than the RM 100 Nokia entry-level, you have no right no bitch about the lack of money. For the record, my phone is five years old (yup, I checked the warranty labels), with the front cover missing. I have not changed it for the simple reasons that it still works and a new phone won't make me more money. So, what phones are the students using? (I stand corrected if they require the phone to take photos, for "business").
3. What car does your parents drive? If they drive more than a Proton, it means that they have placed importance on their transport over your education.
4. If you were so damn good, why didn't you get an ASEAN scholarship from Singapore? That's purely based on results. Plenty of such scholarships from Australian universities too... but too bad, they really take only the best. By the best, I mean the top student (TER 99.9)

I have full respect for students who work to support their education. That's how it should be. I really respect students that have to work as prostitutes, working their ass off (no pun intended) to get a degree. Yes, there were a good number of them from where I graduated. No shame at all in that. They could hold their heads high and say - "I did it on my own." 

Of course, our softie students here would need a car, walking in the sun is too much, cycling is out of the question, must rent one room (some of my course-mates use to share more than 3 to a room), needs a washing machine, won't cook, eat out only...and the list goes on. Will want a new laptop, loaded with pirated software, wants an iPhone, a iPad without the need to "I have to work for it". Fast cars, sexy girlfriends, looking pretty would be essential too.

At this rate, we are all screwed. Imagine, one day - they will lead the workforce. So much for NEP. It's a real success to see everyone asking for handouts. For the record, I accept that NEP is a Bumi right and I do not challenge it. It's just the end results that have screwed up the entire nation. No exceptions, all races included. How very 1Malaysia indeed.

Accessing the Internet Freely

At times, TM would block certain websites due to contents. I believe in a free internet. Gutterpost is one that's blocked. At one stage, there were a number of pictures related to Malaysian minister, and another Minister's children.

So, the trick is this. You must change your DNS settings. DNS is the look-up table. It takes a link and obtains the address. The address is just a bunch of numbers. If you cannot get the address, nothing shows up.

I won't go into details of how to change your DNS. There's plenty of tips out there.

Firstly, you have to select a free DNS. You can use Google's DNS servers. The IP Address for Google's DNS servers are 8.8.8.8 and 8.8.4.4. Doesn't matter which set of numbers go in as primary or secondary. 

For other DNS servers, just go a Google search for the phrase "Free DNS servers". Norton has one too. 

Next, do a search on how to change / configure DNS. Example: "Configure DNS windows 7". It will give you a good picture.

Have fun. By the way, this doesn't seem to work for Celcom Broadband. They have a 'smarter' way of blocking certain sites.

You can read more at:

http://chungliwen.com/bypass-malaysias-piratebay-censorship-using-google-dns/

Singapore Scandals

Hot in the news, is more than 40 men being charged with having sex with an under-aged prostitute. To be fair, the authorities said that she worked for an illegal / not- registered establishment (read whore-house).

The mind boggles. Firstly, how did she get pass the authorities to work as a prostitute? Didn't they need a health certificate or something like that?

What's even more amazing is, how on earth did she, and the establishment manage to trace so many customers? Frankly, I could not even remember what I ate for lunch, and I am not exaggerating. Were her clients so special that she remembered them?

If it was an illegal whore-house, surely they didn't keep receipts and records of who-hired-who. So, how on earth did they do the trace? Something just doesn't add up. If it was based on the guys renting a hotel room - that would be difficult too. There's no record of who else went into the room with the guy, nor any evidence (except Dr Chua's case) of what went on in the room.

CCTV would have been out of the question too. It happened way back in 2010. It's usual to record over the CCTV after a week.

Lastly - who on earth would look for a prostitute (underage or otherwise) in Singapore. I mean, the Singaporean government surely keeps track of everything. I am least surprise if one can get a message :  

You ejaculated after about 21 trusts into Miss K, during your last 'engagement' with her. Based on this, we are recommending you (read: we require you to report yourself) to XXX Hospital at 0800hrs, 23 April 2010; for treatment for pre-mature ejaculation. By the way, we will also need to measure the size of your erect penis as we noticed the condom was a bit too large.

It's common knowledge that Singaporeans prefer to gamble in Genting. I would assume people would prefer to bonk in Batam, Hatyai or some say JB.

So, who's the gal in question?

Pics from Gutteruncensored.

Read more about it on Gutterpost.

http://gutteruncensorednewsd.blogspot.com/2012/04/singaporean-underage-teen-prostitution.html

Screaming Blowjobs

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But it's the same in Singapore / US

Don't you hate it when idiots say "Singapore has ISA, so, Malaysia should keep ISA". 

http://www.nst.com.my/latest/dap-told-to-urge-singapore-to-abolish-isa-1.74563

That's what Ibrahim Ali said. He even told Lim Guan Eng to tell Singapore to abolish ISA. Hello... Lim Guan Eng is a Malaysian politician. He has nothing to do with Singapore. This jerk probably thinks Singapore is still part of Malaysia. 

Just the other day, one of my Facebook friends commented "in US, judges are corrupt too". He was commenting on my link on how Mamak-kutty screwed up the whole Malaysian judiciary including sacking judges that went against Ummmm..NO.!

So, here's my question to these kind of retards: Why are you comparing other countries with Malaysia? 

Examples:

1. Can we openly start a Geylang in Malaysia?
2. Singapore has ASEAN scholarship which is based on 100% meritocracy. Can we do the same?
3. Singapore has no NEP, no 30% quota, no syariah law, and is Ibrahim Ali suggesting we do the same?
4. LGBT is freely practiced in USA. So, can we have the same?
5. China shoots corrupt politicians. Can we start now?

Point being, every country is different. We must know what is right and wrong for us. So, please do not go comparing Malaysia with other countries when the government has screwed up. At other times, the government will say, cannot be like "mat sallehs". Frankly, you think the Mat Sallehs want to be like us? Get real.

F Buddy for underperformers?

I read with utter disgust that the government is giving under-performers buddies.

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2012/4/15/nation/11110141&sec=nation

So, what's next? If I under-perform in bed, I will get a fuck-buddy? Of course, I am hoping it would be a girl rather than a guy to train me how to fuck.

What if someone prematurely ejaculates? They will get a buddy too for bedtime activities?

And how could I sign up? I mean, I won't lie. My performance is OK. But I don't mind coaching a under-performing (not under age!) girl. Or girls.

As far as I am concerned, buddies (for the work place) shall be assigned during training or probationary period. After that, if they are under performing, it's a HR issue. Re-training, warning, re-assignment of task or even firing them would be the right course of action. So, what if they still under perform after getting the buddy?

And what's worse with this system, the performing staff will now need to baby-sit the under performing staff. Kindda screws up the entire system right?

And I cannot believe I have to pay up taxes by month end to finance this bunch of idiots.

Just for fun

 How true. I think my parents are worried more about me than about my sister...

Does it apply to all girls? I doubt it... for now.

And of course, I just had to share this. A new definition to the word Dedication.

O Face?

No extra points for guessing what it is all about. Which is you / your girlfriend?

270 Years Jail?

Here's one interesting article:
Apparently, this accounts guy embezzled a total of about RM 6.8 million. Sentenced to 9 years jail, fine RM 6.5 million and eight stroke of rotan.

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2012/4/3/nation/20120403132150&sec=nation

How, what happens if RM 250 million disappears? You know who, and what I am talking about. That's about 30 times more than the amount this accountant took. Will it be a total of 270 years of jail, equally divided among the directors (father, daughter and son)? That's still 90 years per person.

And fine? Will the fine be RM 195 million? Or RM 65 million per director?

And the best part. Will each director of "Cowgate" receive 60 strokes of the rottan?

I sure as hell hope so. This is a real bunch of greedy bastards. When they get caught, the still lie. No shame. No sense of right and wrong.

My question is this : After all the corruption, would the beef still be halal? Wouldn't buying such beef be contributing to a criminal organization? (and some jokers blame Christianity for threatening their religion).

http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/litee/bahasa/article/seminar-ancaman-kristianisasi-di-johor-akan-cetuskan-ketegangan-agama/

Why Don't I trust Lynas?

I will be objective here. There have been accusation that emotions are running high, and what not. So, let me quote this article by one Melinda Mazhar. No clue who she is.

http://mynewshub.my/eng/2012/02/the-truth-about-lynas/

Melinda boldly names it "The TRUTH about Lynas". In her rebuttal of opposition for Lynas, she goes to state the following:

Malaysia’s law on radiological safety and health is AT PAR if not STRICTER THAN any of those used internationally. Lynas has never proposed the used of any China’s standard.

That's just an opinion. It's not a fact. The way to state fact is, to list our and compare, side by side, of the safety standards in Malaysia and those of Australia, for example.

Malaysia regulatory requirements IS EQUAL TO or STRICTER THAN that of Australia’s.

Again, any one can just say that. Please state the facts. A side by side comparison would be great.

ARE uses monazite as raw material and Lynas DO NOT use monazite. Lynas’s raw material radioactivity is 37 times LESS than ARE. Lynas residue is 60 time LESS radioactive than ARE.

More 'comparisons'. Why not state the exact radioactivity and how many times it's above natural occurring and acceptable limits. You want an atomic bomb 60 times LESS radioactive than Little Boy (the atomic bomb dropped on Hiroshima) to be detonated in Canberra? Get my point? Just saying it "less radioactive" is not the whole truth. It is a fact - but hey - that's only part of the picture.

An under liner leak detection system (ULLDS) monitors and detects any possible leak.

Oh sure. Bhopal had detectors too. The question is - who is really monitoring it? Yeah - do tell us the facts. Would the readings be made public, and done by a third party, accredited lab?

All process areas are built on BUNDED CONTAINMENT CONCRETE structure. Any acid spill will be contained in the bund and WILL NOT come into contact with the ground.

Oh sure. Melinda - you ever heard of the phrase "over-flow"? Now, why don't you present the facts of - the capacity of the containment bund; and the capacity of the tanks / process? Then, we can judge if it will overflow or not.

Statistic from Ministry of Health 2007 shows that cancer prevalence is 720 cases per million. BEFORE LYNAS the, estimated fatal cancer from background radiation at Lynas site is 35 cases per million. With Lynas in operation, based on the 0.002 mSv/y, the estimated fatal cancer is 0.1 case per million.

Errr. How can the operation of Lynas actually lower the cancer rate from 35 cases per million to 0.1 cases per year? Shouldn't then we building Lynas all over the world? It's only logical to say - at best - Lynas does not increase the cancer rate; or cancer rate remains the same. But to actually lower cancer rate? Sounds like snake oil to me.

Radon and Thoron are radioactive gases with VERY SHORT HALF LIVES AND WILL NOT TRAVEL FAR. Once formed, these radionuclides will immediately transform into solid and cannot travel at significant distances from its base

This is my favourite. Melinda, what exactly is 'very short half lives'? Compared to the age of the universe? Oh sure - radon has very short half live - 3.5 days. Radon is a gas - a fact you forgot to mention. If the wind blows - how far will radon travel in 3.5 days? I'm willing to bet, it can reach KL. Then the next statement - once 'these radionuclides' ... ah. The 'these' is in fact, not radon. Radon decays in 3.5 days. "These" refer to the decay products of radon. Radon, as I have stated, is a gas.

The part you say that "these" - referring to the decay products of radon but not radon itself -  radionuclides will transform into solids is true. Now, what is "significant distances"? 3km? To the moon and back? Ah. Moving on, let me now quote Wikipedia (not the best - but widely accepted as a good reference) "Radon daughters are solids and stick to surfaces such as dust particles in the air. If contaminated dust is inhaled, these particles can stick to the airways of the lung and increase the risk of developing lung cancer". 

Ah. Sure - they form particles and they cannot travel far - but you forgot to mention they stick to dust and once inhaled, can cause lung cancer.

At the end of the decay chain - it 'becomes' lead. It may not be radioactive, but why do you think we remove lead from petrol? Why are we using 'unleaded' petrol? That's because, lead is harmful to the environment and of course, harmful to us. More facts - left out by Melinda.

So, with all these 'facts' being presented - how on earth are we to trust that Lynas is safe?  Melinda - if you must put a spin to things, please remember two rules:

1. Do not assume your readers are all idiots.
2. Please bullshit professionally.

How to bullshit professionally:

1. Able to quote from other professionals' work
2. Make references 
3. Links to references / proper bibliography

Open Letter to Nick Curtis

Dear Chief Executive of Lynas,

This article refers:

http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/malaysia/article/lynas-haunted-by-ghosts-of-fukushima-and-bukit-merah-says-ceo

Firstly, please stop insulting the intelligence of Malaysians. I quote "But again, I have to turn to the facts: Rare earths are not a bad product, they are a good product", which is allegedly said by you. We all understand that the rare earth products are good. It's the bloody waste that we are worried about. Nick, please stop making such statements. It's really an insult to our intelligence. Contrary to popular believe, we understand the difference between product and waste material.

Anyway, enough of debate. My suggestion is really simple. Please submit the whole plan for approval by the any Australian government, state or Federal. The submission shall be as if the same plant is to be built in any part of Australia and her territories, Cocos Island included. If the approval is obtained, then, please go ahead with LAMPS in Kuantan. Lynas does not have to build a plant in Australia. Just get the approvals. That way, we Malaysians, would be assured that the plant is safe and it does meet the standards of your own backyard.

Yours truly,

Uncle Hamsap Gold Fish aka Wally

Birth Control

Here's a style of birth control, just for the heck of it.

Hey. There isn't anything hamsap / dirty about the pics, OK? It's just that we have dirty minds.

Tit for Tat

Well, mystery solved. This is why guys like to look at boobs. Staring is rude, but we just cannot help it.

Eye Candy. But is there more?

 

It's great to look at. Don't get me wrong - I kindda like it too. But here's my feedback, there is something lacking. Think about it (guys - with your big head). All they have is:

• Somewhat slim body
• Make-up
• Put on bra / panties / lingerie
• Look cute
• Show boobs and display cleavage

Did I miss anything? I think, that's all. It's fine if they take the photos for fun. It's a tragedy if they think they can be a model or actually be famous just on that. Really, there isn't much skills. Not much of a pose. Not much emotion. As far as boobs and looks are are concern in these photos, it could be any of these:

• Real thing. If not, see next item.
• Good bra. But as what guys say about WonderBra ("When you remove the bra, you wonder where all the cleavage went. That's why it is called WonderBra").
• Good surgeon
• Good photographer
• And even better Photoshop skills

It's hard for them to make it big. Hard to be different. Almost anyone (guys included), can get boobs. It's just option B or C. That's it. What keeps the competition at bay?

Sometimes, guys and even gals say...Uncle Gold Fish - you see that gal there. Nice boobs. How come you are not interested. Here's why:

1. I have no idea if the boobs are real or not. 
2. After all, attitude is more important to me.
3. It's not the size. It's how well they use the tools. 
4. If they can suck a golf ball through a garden hose - of course I am VERY interested.

Do compare the above, with my next two entries. That's what I am trying to say.

Credits to the models and the photographer. Yes, they do look cute and sweet. I do not know them personally. This post is bona-fide, with the hope that they can be different and make it big. I sincerely wish them well.

 

International Talent

And some international talents:

Terry Fator is one of my favourites. Hard to believe he can master his voice so well. And how the Hoff reacted.

Stumbled upon this video, and I just could not stop watching it. Wow. How many times have they practiced to be this good? This synchronized? And how they dance to the music.

And how could she sit and sing - almost like without effort. Yet, her voice is so strong. Yeah sure - the singing and video can be recorded separately. I know. She sure has talent, something different, and has won her many awards. Again, my point is simple - at the end of the day, it is talent, hard work, passion and dedication that wins it all. Imagine her, over all the other sexy, boobs-showing artistes. Don't get me wrong - I do like eye-candy, but being eye-candy can only take someone that far.

Talent & Hardwork

This is talent, hard-work, dedication and passion.

Most of us cannot even get half of it done. Not many can do it. If I tried it, I would probably end up claiming my insurance. Let's just say, I prefer to stick to what I do best. I am sure most of us would envy her. Most of us would go wow. She doesn't have to show boobs. Just skills and passion.

Why am I featuring all these? To share with all the pretty gals and guys out there. There is really more than just good looks. As in my newer posts, I will state that if it is just looks - a monkey with enough make up will look good too.

The same is true for whatever we do. There must be passion. A classic is "Why are you an engineer?". "Because my father asked me to". Compare this to "Because my father told me not to be an engineer. I still did it because that's my passion"

Some are lucky. They have the same passion and talent. Some of us are not so lucky - which makes work a real chore. But whatever it is, we must be different to succeed. Be unique.

Credits to Angeline Ong. Hope she doesn't mind being featured in my "partially" hamsap blog.

Massage in USJ Taipan

It's sad. Ad HCare in USJ 9 is closed - for about 3 months now. That's my favourite massage place. No hanky panky. Just good, skillful massage. Good thing, I have managed to locate my fav massage lady. She is now in another branch in SS2. That's far, but if I need a good (proper) massage, I will go there. Fees are the same - RM 90 for two hours. And I will tip her. It did take me a good amount of hunting to track her. 

The other place, of course is my USJ 10 massage - Natural Care. S is still there - and as always, a very naughty massage. Was there last week, and again this week. When I walked in, she will strip me. Then, starts molesting me. Of course, she will be almost naked by then too. Can't seem to take her hands off my didi, always saying she likes it big. 

Business must be bad too. Natural Care has reduced its rates. It was RM 100 for 2 hours of body massage. It is about RM 80 now. That's quite a big drop.

Massages aside, times are bad. The economy is shit. The government is doing nothing but dishing out our money. No policies. Not much hope with these bunch. Even the not-so-legal massage centres have been hit. They usually say - sex sells. The observation is : sure sex sells, but it is selling a lot less.

Favourite Position

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Banned Book on Sex (Education)

Late Feb 2012, someone complained to the government. As a result, a book that has been selling for sometime, was banned. The book in question is "Where Did I Come From?". Reason for ban: Too graphical. 

http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/malaysia/article/home-ministry-bans-childrens-book-on-sex-education/

This book, has over 2 million copies sold. Been around since 1984. All because of a complain, the government bans it.It is sold worldwide. I doubt it created 2 million (or more, since the same copy can be shared among siblings) rapist.

This is absurd. This book is meant to educate children on sex. Like it or not, it is better to educate kids properly. It's better than poor info, like porn. As a result, they will watch porn, and end up raping their own sisters. So, it's better to tell the truth early.

I also agree that it may be too graphical. Every child is different in mental and emotional development. Different kids, different approach.  But my point is this. It is up to the parents to judge and decide what is best for their kids. Not the bloody government to ban every damn thing every time there is a complain. Just as my previous post, some idiots have now banned the jelly-like stuff for plants. Just because some parents are careless and let their kids eat it. And I just read, a kid drowned in Titiwangsa lake because he / she slipped and fell. So, drain the lake and build a condo?

Likewise, this book should be a resource available to parents. Parents can use this book as an aide to teach their children.

Some people would say, "But what if a kid walks into a bookshop, and stumbles upon it?" "What if she buys it without the parents' knowledge?". Here's my response and it is not kind.

Hello stupid. If that happens, please thank the good Lord. (Whatever your religion is). You know, how many parents are praying their kids will read??? Or actually study? So, if your kid walks into MPH and actually buys a book, you should be rejoicing. Not bloody whine. If you are still worried, please get your kid a bicycle or a motorbike. Then, he can go rempit or be a Mat Basikal. Ah. So, what's your problem? Like I've said, if a child reads, please thank the Lord for prayers answered. 

In the grand scale of things, an alleged video clip of Anwar fucking a prostitute was aired, prime time, on TV3. Then, all the main-stream newspapers gives a very graphically description on what was in allegedly in Saiful's anus ("half a football team...."). So, what more can I say? Vote BN?

Over my years, I have heard so many incorrect comments / misinformation about sex. Some of them are:

1. It's OK to have sex without condom. Just don't come / shoot inside - and girl won't get pregnant. Yeah right. Pre-cum has sperm too. There is still a risk of getting pregnant. And, what if the guy doesn't pull out anyway? Another case of baby-dumping?
2. Oral sex can get a girl pregnant. (How our education system has failed miserably).
3. Sex is just for play, without knowing the consequences. (pregnancy, disease). "Main saje lah..."
4. Having sex once can get the girl pregnant many times. I have actually heard people (aka friends) arguing about this before. Not once.
5. On the other extreme end "But I did it only once.... how come pregnant?". Errr... stupid, it takes only one sperm and one egg... If there are two sperms and two eggs, you will end up with twins.
6. If I get pregnant, sure he will marry me. (You woke up this morning and your toaster told you that?)

So, would you want your kids to make these mistakes? Would we want other kids to make these mistakes? My answer is, no. If kids have babies without proper guidance and knowledge, one day, the babies will grow up. Some of them could end up with various social problems, like robbing me. And that's how it affects all of us. That's why I am bitching about this, even when I do not have kids. All of us are affected.

The Perfect Melons

Well, I always admire the Japanese. To them, everything is an art. The art of perfection. And today, the perfect melons got my attention.

Just look at those melons. All of the same shape, same size and at the same height! How did he achieve that? And check out the way he touches the melon. Oh. If only I could get my hands, and lips on them. Mind you, they are not cheap.

As an aside, what the heck where you thinking about when you read the phrase "perfect melons"?