Better to read GutterUncensored

The quality of reports by The Star, a Make Chinese Angry newspapers is worse than gutter news. The entire newspaper is becoming a big puzzle to me.

Firstly, let's look at this article:

http://thestar.com.my/news/story-superlite.asp?file=/2011/9/28/nation/20110928082918&sec=nation

"SUBANG JAYA: Four people were injured while more than 300 people rescued and evacuated when an explosion occurred inside an eatery at the Empire Subang here early Wednesday."

Hmmm. At 3AM, more than 300 people rescued? What? They were having an orgy in Empire Shopping centre when the explosion happened? What the heck? Why so serious? The mind boggles. If 300 were evacuated, I would half believe. 300 rescued? That bad? Another Petknode case for human beings?

It is sad that The Star has to stoop so low just to make the headlines. No bloody wonder people prefer the alternative media. Why do I read it? Just to see what sort of shit they decide to report for the day.

Unfortunately, a couple was hurt in the explosion. Apparently (http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/malaysia/article/explosion-rips-through-empire-gallery-four-hurt/), they had dinner and then 'were talking' inside the car till 3.40am. Hmmm. That's at least 5 hours after dinner. A long chat indeed, if you know what I mean. But I sure hope they are OK and it was worth the bang, no pun intended.

In the print edition, Page 18 of the Star carries an equally puzzling report. http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2011/9/28/nation/9590281&sec=nation

“Upon seeing the gun, the robbers scattered. He fired three shots at them while they tried to flee on their motorcycles,” said SAC Ku. He said the robber was hit in the chest and collapsed. His accomplices left him and fled."

So, the report says that the robbers ran away (scattered) when they saw the gun. Then, the bugger was hit in the chest and died. How the fuck do you shoot someone in the chest when the bugger is running away? Or did he hit a lamp post while running away and died? Or a car hit him?

And then again, why the fuck is the police officer shooting robbers that were fleeing on the motorbikes? With no sympathies to the robbers, that's still wrong. 

Can you imagine the quality of the news they are dishing out to us? I mean, do they think we are dumb? And Rais is busy saying "Undilah" video doesn't have MCMC approval. How the fuck can MCMC approve the garbage that The Star publishes? Or is it a policy to keep the rakyat stupid while they rob us blind?

Next - (no fault of the Star this time around), the MACC officers - four of them, were caught robbing money changers in KLIA. http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2011/9/28/nation/9588193&sec=nation

Guess what?

They now said say "PETALING JAYA: The Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission said the actions of three MACC officers involved in the robbery of a money-changer at the KL International Airport recently was “serious”."

So serious, that they were transferred to desk job? So, if I work in a hotel as a bell boy, and I go rape guests, can I get transferred to a desktop only? Hehehe. This is just like the case of "she was not charged because she returned the RM 5million she stole 3 years ago". And people wonder why the Ringgit in crashing and the stock market is down the gutters while Indonesia and Vietnam is doing well.

I really think we are better reading GutterUncensored. At least there are some sexy pictures there to look at and obviously the blog is published with some care.